Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1933 Pontiac Eight
She: "It doesn't look like an eight."
1939 Pontiac brochure illustration
She: "A Pontiac is just transportation. Couldn't we be DeSoto people instead?"
1939 Pontiac DeLuxe Eight
She: "We saved so much money by choosing Pontiac. Can't we use that savings to get my teeth fixed?"
1939 Pontiac Quality Six
She: "Honey, the front brakes are smoking again."
1940 Pontiac
He: "Do you see what I see?"
She: "I see the product of disenfranchised labor that's suppressed by a bourgeois, white supremacist, capitalist society that is itself based on the misogynistic principles of heterosexual tyranny."
She: "I see the product of disenfranchised labor that's suppressed by a bourgeois, white supremacist, capitalist society that is itself based on the misogynistic principles of heterosexual tyranny."
1940 Pontiac Special Six
She: "Cheapskate!"
1940 Pontiac Torpedo Eight
He: "Gee, I hope General Motors never finds out that I didn't pass the bar."
1940 Pontiac Torpedo Eight
Doorman: "The word's going to hell. Back in my day, it was all Packard, Pierce Arrow and Peerless. Now this."
1941 Pontiac
She: "You're in luck. You'll be dead by 2009."
1942 Pontiac
She: "I can't drive that! It looks like an elephant's suppository."
1946 Pontiac DeLuxe
Car: "I just signed on as the mascot for Viagra!"
1949 Pontiac Chieftan DeLuxe
After World War II, Eva Braun found work as a Breck girl.
1950 Pontiac
She: "I never did understand exchange rates."
1950 Pontiac Streamliner DeLuxe
Car: "Think of me as an upwardly mobile Chevrolet."
1953 Pontiac Custom Catalina
She: "Why does your brother keep asking us for money?"
He: "He thinks I bought a Packard."
He: "He thinks I bought a Packard."
1954 Pontiac Star Chief
She: "Don't apologize, Harold. I prefer a traditional straight eight. Modern V-eights are just vulgar."
1954 Pontiac Star Chief Catalina
She: "Wow! Did you see the size of the fins on Bill's new Eldorado?"
He: "I don't want to hear it, Ethel."
He: "I don't want to hear it, Ethel."
1955 Pontiac 870
She: “Alright, is it a taxi, a school bus, or a joke?”
1955 Pontiac Catalina
She: "The prison system here in THX-1138 is really quite advanced."
1955 Pontiac Chieftan
She: “It seems so long ago. Just last year, Pontiac was a fairly decent looking car.”
1955 Pontiac Laurentian (Canadian)
She: "Take us with you! Canada is disappearing before our very eyes!"
1955 Pontiac Star Chief Custom
She: “Does it look like a saddle shoe to you? It looks like a saddle shoe to me.”
1955 Pontiac Star Chief Custom Catalina
Boy: "Golly, Dad! It's wrong to appropriate the names and symbols of indigenous people!"
Dad: "It's OK. Big Chief Pontiac took your mother in trade."
Dad: "It's OK. Big Chief Pontiac took your mother in trade."
1956 Pontiac 870
He: "Sir, please park in the rear. Our front lot is reserved for attractive cars."
1956 Pontiac Custom Catalina
She: "Jared, why are your suspenders on the hood?"
1956 Pontiac Star Chief Catalina
He: "Who were those other guys in your car?"
She: "Kiss me, you fool."
She: "Kiss me, you fool."
1957 Pontiac
He: "Please get out of the car, honey. The doctors just want to help you."
She: "No, I am going to stay right here and talk to Harvey."
She: "No, I am going to stay right here and talk to Harvey."
1958 Pontiac Bonneville
At 60 miles-per-hour, the grille of the 1958 Pontiac plays Tennessee Ernie Ford's “Sixteen Tons”.
1958 Pontiac Star Chief
She: "I, for one, welcome our progressive overlords."
He: "That's fine. I'm getting out of here before that thing falls on us."
He: "That's fine. I'm getting out of here before that thing falls on us."
1958 Pontiac Star Chief
He: "Mr. Wonka wants us to check for a Veruca Salt blockage in Furnace 5."
1958 Pontiac Super Chief
He: "How much for you to slap a GM nameplate on that rocket?"
He: "You'd have to ask Werner von Braun and the Chrysler Missile Division, sir."
He: "You'd have to ask Werner von Braun and the Chrysler Missile Division, sir."
1958 Pontiac Super Chief
Car: "What do you mean 'racist'? I thought I was named after a train!"
1958 Pontiac Super Chief Catalina
“I just received a radio transmission from Alpha Centauri. The gravitational pull of your Pontiac is tilting the rotation of planet Proxima B, and they'd like you to drive something smaller.”
1959 Pontiac Bonneville
She: “Isn’t Ohio great? Summer, fall, winter and spring all in the last fifteen minutes!”
1959 Pontiac Bonneville
He: “Why did you rent a Bonneville?”
She: “I like girth.”
She: “I like girth.”
1959 Pontiac Bonneville
He: "I knew a guy like you during the war. He was just a tease, too."
1959 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "I think we're lost."
He: "Listen, Karen, I know the Poconos when I see 'em."
He: "Listen, Karen, I know the Poconos when I see 'em."
1959 Pontiac Bonneville Safari
He: "Why did Susan call it off with Steve?"
She: "She said it had something to do with snowballs."
She: "She said it had something to do with snowballs."
1959 Pontiac Catalina
He: “Yipes stripes!”
She: “Oh, you’re an MST3K fan!”
She: “Oh, you’re an MST3K fan!”
1960 Pontiac
She: "Why is everything green?"
He: "Isn't it great?! San Francisco is an early-adopter of the Soylent recycling program."
He: "Isn't it great?! San Francisco is an early-adopter of the Soylent recycling program."
1960 Pontiac Bonneville
War of the Worlds II: Dr. Forrester Takes Olympus Mons!
1960 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "I was Janet Leigh's body double in 'Psycho'."
He: "What a coincidence! Mother says I'm the inspiration for Norman Bates."
He: "What a coincidence! Mother says I'm the inspiration for Norman Bates."
1960 Pontiac Bonneville
Frank suddenly wished that he'd learned to parallel park.
1960 Pontiac Catalina
She: "Are you sure that moving to a red state is a good idea?"
1961 Pontiac Bonneville
She: “It takes some gall to drive up to the pool like this!”
He: “We’re native Americans reclaiming our water rights.”
He: “We’re native Americans reclaiming our water rights.”
1961 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "What are you doing?!"
He: "My mother taught me to always open doors for ladies."
She: "Your mother was a shill for the patriarchy."
He: "Enjoy your walk."
He: "My mother taught me to always open doors for ladies."
She: "Your mother was a shill for the patriarchy."
He: "Enjoy your walk."
1961 Pontiac Bonneville
He: "Today is the anniversary of dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima."
She: "Well, it just goes to show, don't mess with a cripple."
She: "Well, it just goes to show, don't mess with a cripple."
1961 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "I'm sorry it had to end this way, Charlie, but I told you time and again to chew with your mouth closed."
1961 Pontiac Bonneville
Blonde: "What brings you kids to Hawaii?"
Scarf: "The missionary position."
Scarf: "The missionary position."
1961 Pontiac Catalina
He: "Hi, would you give us a ride? The hotel clerk said we can check out anytime we like, but he won't let us leave!"
1961 Pontiac Catalina
He: "Today is the anniversary of dropping the atomic bomb on Hiroshima."
She: "Well, it just goes to show, don't mess with a cripple."
1961 Pontiac Catalina
He: "You ran over my wife's foot!"
She: "Sorry. It's our Pontiac's Wide-Track."
She: "Sorry. It's our Pontiac's Wide-Track."
1961 Pontiac Tempest
Backseat: "Oh, wow! You just ran over Ellen DeGeneres, Hollywood's good-guy and the former face of CoverGirl!"
Driver: "Is the car alright?"
Driver: "Is the car alright?"
1962 Pontiac Bonneville
He: "What are you looking at?"
She: "A guy who can't afford a Caddy. Keep it movin', bud."
She: "A guy who can't afford a Caddy. Keep it movin', bud."
1962 Pontiac Catalina
She: "Going my way?"
He: "That depends. What are your pronouns and do you have a Y chromosome?"
He: "That depends. What are your pronouns and do you have a Y chromosome?"
1962 Pontiac Catalina
Sailor: "Women on a ship be bad luck!"
He: "Have you tried women on a Pontiac?"
He: "Have you tried women on a Pontiac?"
1962 Pontiac Grand Prix
She: "I love the new Grand Pricks!"
1962 Pontiac Tempest
He: "Man, these new un-woke traffic lanes are awesome!"
1962 Pontiac Tempest
He: "I would really enjoy this car if not for the sheer terror of its bent driveshaft."
1963 Pontiac Bonneville
She: “Quarantine is so boring. Can’t we go for a ride?”
He: “Are you insane?! The only safe thing is to stay home and smoke.”
He: “Are you insane?! The only safe thing is to stay home and smoke.”
1963 Pontiac Parisienne (Canadian)
She: “I love going to the States and having Ronald McDonald do my hair!”
1964 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "What does Bonneville mean?"
He: "It's French for Chevy Impala."
He: "It's French for Chevy Impala."
1964 Pontiac Grand Prix
She: "Your eHarmony profile said you were in the movies."
He: "Hey, Frankenstein IS a movie!"
He: "Hey, Frankenstein IS a movie!"
1964 Pontiac Star Chief Vista
She: "You know, you really can't appreciate flowers until you eat one."
He: "I know. I feel the same way about cars."
He: "I know. I feel the same way about cars."
1965 Pontiac 2+2
Julia: "What's a two plus two?"
Winston: "Five, of course."
Winston: "Five, of course."
1965 Pontiac GTO
If Jimmy John Liautaud collected Pontiacs.
1965 Pontiac Parisienne (Canadian)
Little girl: "Best wishes, Grandma! I can't wait until my new grandpa graduates!"
1965 Pontiac Star Chief
An unusual prude, Ms. Streep often offered cash to stop public displays of toxic masculinity.
1966 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "So, you live in a hut but you drive a Bonneville. What's the deal?"
He: "The dealer really got me with the destination charges."
He: "The dealer really got me with the destination charges."
1966 Pontiac GTO
Sylvia was such a bad driver, she still ended up in the weeds despite her GTO.
1966 Pontiac GTO
This is what happens when your Pontiac gets a hole in the gas tank.
1967 Pontiac Bonneville
He: "I'm glad you kids found the light."
She: "We couldn't have done it without you, Pastor."
She: "We couldn't have done it without you, Pastor."
1967 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "Hi, there. I see you drive a large, green, American sedan. Care to have a drink on my patio?"
1967 Pontiac GTO
She: "Hey, guy, nice Coronet R/T! Is that '426' badge I see?"
He: "Stop it, Brenda. Just stop it."
He: "Stop it, Brenda. Just stop it."
1968 Pontiac Grand Prix
She: "Close the door before I get radiation burns from these courtesy lights."
1968 Pontiac GTO
Ok, Boomer.
1969 Pontiac Bonneville
When Charlie suggested a 3-way, Jill thought he meant Skyline.
1969 Pontiac Grand Prix
He: "Thanks for not barfing in the car."
1969 Pontiac GTO Judge
After the cost of gas and insurance went up, Saturday night really was the loneliest night of the week for Josh.
1969 Pontiac LeMans
There was just something odd about Mr. & Mrs. Bernie Sanders.
1970 Pontiac Bonneville
She: "I thought that whole 'men are from Mars' thing was just a cliché."
1970 Pontiac Catalina
She: "Hurry up! I don't want to be late for Bob Guccione's barbecue!"
1970 Pontiac Firebird
Bruce struggled to hide his limp wrist.
1970 Pontiac Firebird Formula 400
Jed is one of those guys who drinks pumpkin spice lattes before summer is done.
1970 Pontiac Grand Prix
She: "Wow, Edsel really was the car of tomorrow!"
1970 Pontiac Grand Prix
He: "If I'd wanted a driver's car, I would've bought a Plymouth."
1970 Pontiac GTO Judge
She: "So, tell me what your compensating for?"
1970 Pontiac LeMans
She: "Sheeus, John! Put that away."
1970 Pontiac LeMans Sport
He: "Do you like piña coladas?"
She: "Yeah, but I hate gettin' caught in the rain."
She: "Yeah, but I hate gettin' caught in the rain."
1971 Pontiac Catalina
Doug leaned against the car and realized that drug smuggling wasn't the glamorous career he'd hoped it'd be.
1972 Pontiac Grand Ville
Tommy and Tammy stepped out of their car for a closer look. Then Mothman ate them.
1973 Pontiac Grand Am
This is the 1973 Pontiac Grand Am, known to dyslexics as the Pontiac Grand Ma.
1973 Pontiac Grand Am
Car: "No, I am NOT the new Grand Prix!"
1974 Pontiac Grand Ville
Car: "If I ever have a kid, I'm naming it Thrills Ville."
1975 Pontiac Catalina
Pontiac Catalina for 1975 - Big car comfort before you do hard time for aggravated burglary and assault.
1977 Pontiac Grand LeMans
Car: "Behold my rectangular headlights and wire wheel covers! Bow in supplication so that I may bestow my coolness upon thee! But first, let's do a credit check."
1977 Pontiac Grand Prix LJ
Any MoPar enthusiast will tell you, looking down on Pontiac is the proper view.
1977 Pontiac Grand Safari
Wagon: "Never ask your mother-in-law to live with you."
1977 Pontiac La Laurentian (Canadian)
The garage at Monty Hall's house.
1977 Pontiac Ventura
It's like a Nova but worse.
1978 Pontiac Bonneville
Driver: "I feel like such a schmuck! Ten years ago, $5,931 bought me a decent Cadillac. Now look at me!"
1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
Car: "My air freshener smells like beer and marijuana."
1978 Pontiac Firebirds
Those purposes are, in descending order by model: cruising, necking, and bonking.
1979 Pontiac Grand Prix
She: "I'm Kermit the Frog's love child."
1980 Pontiac Phoenix
The word phoenix derives from the ancient Greek for "pants on fire."
1984 Pontiac Bonneville Brougham
He: "If Mondale wins, we'll bury the American dream right over there."
1984 Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am
Happy Anniversary, Pontiac Trans-Am. Get some Just For Men for your mullet before the big reunion.
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