Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1932 Plymouth PA
Santa: "I'm sorry, Timmy. Nothing for you this year. There are Ford owners in need."
1934 Plymouth
Driver: "What kinda road hog ya got there, Jed?"
Farmer: "A Chrysler New Porker. Now shut up and help!"
Farmer: "A Chrysler New Porker. Now shut up and help!"
1934 Plymouth
"Please take us, Missus! They aren't our real parents and they make us ride in Fords with mechanical brakes and the most horrible suspensions."
1935 Plymouth DeLuxe
She: "Here's your ticket."
He: "For what?"
She: "For being too adorable."
He: "For what?"
She: "For being too adorable."
1938 Plymouth DeLuxe
She: "You know, my ancestors were on the Maylower."
He: "Your mother dancing naked on the hood of a Plymouth doesn't count, Mabel."
He: "Your mother dancing naked on the hood of a Plymouth doesn't count, Mabel."
1939 Plymouth
It's a little-known fact that Eva Braun entered the US to spy on vent window designs for Hitler's Volkswagen.
1940 Plymouth
While testing the quiet quality of Chrysler all-steel construction combined with Floating Power engine mounts, Chrysler engineers accidentally received the last radio transmission from Mars. It said, "Everybody was kung-fu fighting." Then silence.
1940 Plymouth
He: “I dream about power tops.”
She: “What?”
She: “What?”
1940 Plymouth Roadking
She: "Don't you guilt-trip me, Smokey the Bear! This forest fire thing is on you!"
1941 Plymouth
Labbitt's business boomed since he got the Clinton account.
1941 Plymouth
Little Girl: "What's that powerful and obnoxious odor?"
Tennessee Williams: "Mendacity."
Tennessee Williams: "Mendacity."
1941 Plymouth convertible
He: "Who do you think you are, Pocahontas?"
She: "I'm Elizabeth Warren's aunt."
She: "I'm Elizabeth Warren's aunt."
1941 Plymouth station wagon
Yellow hat: "No one asked you to come, Karen."
1941 Plymouth Suburban
Sylvia decided that she would win the flower show no matter who had to die.
1942 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
He: "Hey, Fritz! Why did you buy a convertible?"
Fritz: "Lebensraum."
Fritz: "Lebensraum."
1942 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
She: "Would you boys mind riding shotgun? I need to drive down to Portland."
1947 Plymouth
She: "Yale has an outboard! Those bastards are cheating!"
1947 Plymouth
At Frankenstein Dodge, the attempt to transplant the intelligence of a 1947 Plymouth into a 1978 Dodge Omni ended in disaster.
1949 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
He: "Come join the party!"
Nancy Pelosi: "Make everyone leave so I can enjoy myself."
Nancy Pelosi: "Make everyone leave so I can enjoy myself."
1949 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
He: "Aye, she's a fine bitch."
She: "Don't talk to me about your first wife."
She: "Don't talk to me about your first wife."
1950 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
Edith Head: "Who's the guy with the cowboy hat?"
Karl Malden: "He's one of the Village People."
Karl Malden: "He's one of the Village People."
1950 Plymouth Special DeLuxe
Little Timmy had a pathological fear of Thanksgiving and hated his dad's Plymouth.
1950 Plymouth Special Suburban
She: "Look, Harry, our UPS man is Christine Jorgensen!"
1950 Plymouth Special Suburban
Shelia liked Fred, but she wished he drove something more urbane.
1951 Plymouth Cranbrook
He: "Why did he change his mind?"
She: "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
She: "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook
During their lunch hour, Bonnie and Christopher drank a thermos of martinis on the overlook and hit golf balls at the picnickers below.
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook
She: "Honey, that guy wasn't being literal when he told you to take a long walk on a short pier."
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook
Child: "Look, Mommy! Their car is dumpy like yours!"
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook
She: "You know, there are plans to build a Congressional bunker beneath the Greenbrier."
He: "Great! When do we lock them in?"
He: "Great! When do we lock them in?"
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook
Boy: "For Point Pleasant, it was the Mothman. For Barney and Betty Hill, it was aliens. For us, it was a giant gyroscope."
1953 Plymouth Cranbrook Belvedere
He: "It's all new!"
She: "Are you sure?"
She: "Are you sure?"
1954 Plymouth Belvedere
He: "San Francisco is even nicer than I expected!"
She: "Give it sixty years."
She: "Give it sixty years."
1954 Plymouth Belvedere
He: "What the heck do you think you're doing, lady?"
She: "My GPS says this is the way to Starbucks."
She: "My GPS says this is the way to Starbucks."
1954 Plymouth Belvedere
Harry was dead. Gertie asked how he liked her new slacks, and he hesitated.
1955 Plymouth
He: "Whose roach clip is this?"
She: "Bobby was playing with Terrance McKenna."
She: "Bobby was playing with Terrance McKenna."
1955 Plymouth Belvedere
Jane Wyman caught sight of Nancy Reagan and thought to herself, "Someday, I'm going to kill that bitch."
1955 Plymouth Belvedere
Nobody knew that Magda, the third Gabor sister, was legally blind.
1955 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "It's not easy being a mummy."
1955 Plymouth Belvedere
She (singing): "Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"
1955 Plymouth Belvedere convertible
Every Sunday, John Saxon changed his name to Shirley and went driving with Cary Grant.
1956 Plymouth
He: "Honey, I did the math. I'll have a blue Christmas without you."
1956 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "Get in. We'll push some buttons."
1956 Plymouth Belvedere
Peggy Sue quickly discovered that the stakes were much higher in the adult version of Milton Bradley's Mystery Date.
1956 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "Don't go, darling."
He: "I must defend CHAZ against the northern aggression.
1957 Plymouth
He: "Look at that punk in the '57 Chevy."
She: "Shut him down, Richard!"
She: "Shut him down, Richard!"
1957 Plymouth
This was Mom's third trip to the grocery for Jello and cream cheese.
1957 Plymouth Belvedere
Shelia despise Sherry and her short shorts.
1957 Plymouth Belvedere
Cowboy: "Right over there, folks, is where I dreamed I went riding in my Maidenform bra."
1957 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "Hi, my name is Cindy and I'm single. I notice that you have the Forward Look."
1958 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "'West Side Story'? I hated it when Shakespeare wrote it the first time!"
1958 Plymouth Belvedere
Despite having the Forward Look, Edith felt compelled to look back. 1958 Plymouth Belvedere.
1958 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "Some creep is watching us."
He: "It's probably just Steven King doing research."
He: "It's probably just Steven King doing research."
1958 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "I hope that tunnel was a subliminal metaphor for sex because it felt great!"
1958 Plymouth Savoy
Guy on phone: "Hi, Steve? It's Mike. We've got a problem. The Plymouth won't do the scene topless."
1958 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Here we find the 1958 Sport Suburban in one of its favorite spots, the lakeside. The Plymouth's bright plumage indicates that this is mating season. Soon, the Plymouth will put on a spectacular display of speed and tailfins. Once paired, the couple remains together for life.
1958 Plymouth wagons
Kid with beach ball: "America is over-rated."
1959 Plymouth Sport Fury
Florence of Arabia.
1959 Plymouth Sport Fury
"Close the door! The upholstery is too loud!"
1959 Plymouth Sport Fury
Skipper: "Have you seen the new Chevies?"
Gilligan: "Yeah, they're bat-wing crazy!"
Gilligan: "Yeah, they're bat-wing crazy!"
1959 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Samhain was young Elizabeth Herring's favorite holiday.
1959 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Bob treated Barbara to an enchanted evening of season salt.
1960 Plymouth Fury
Boy: "When I'm old, I'm gonna drive a Buick LaCrosse and run down BLM and ANTIFA protesters who block the streets!"
Dad: "Karen, what the hell is he talking about?"
Dad: "Karen, what the hell is he talking about?"
1960 Plymouth Fury
He: "How do you like married life so far?"
She: "Marriage? I thought this was just a test drive!"
She: "Marriage? I thought this was just a test drive!"
1960 Plymouth Fury
She: "You should have told me this wasn't a Cadillac BEFORE I married you!"
He: "I figured we'd cross that bridge when we got to it."
He: "I figured we'd cross that bridge when we got to it."
1960 Plymouth Fury
Car: "Have you seen the '60 Ford? No glutes at all. It's like the dude doesn't even lift!"
1960 Plymouth Fury
She: “I don’t know. What if we have a son and he writes embarrassing car jokes on Twitter?”
1960 Plymouth Fury
He: "Our love will last as long as these tail fins."
1960 Plymouth Fury
She: "Honey, why did we go prematurely gray?"
He: "Because our last car was a Volkswagen."
He: "Because our last car was a Volkswagen."
1960 Plymouth Fury
He: "Look, honey. Shifting is easy. The transmission is automatic and the controls are labeled R N D 2 1."
She: "Just stop it. You know I can't read."
She: "Just stop it. You know I can't read."
1960 Plymouth Fury
She: "This better just be a tunnel and not a metaphor for something else."
1960 Plymouth Fury
Car: "Yeah, sure, make fun of my Jet Age tail fins. I bet you drive an SUV that's neither sporty nor a utility."
1960 Plymouth Fury
She: “I have the strangest craving for egg salad with ketchup.”
1960 Plymouth Fury
Architect: "You should have told me you bought a Plymouth. I'll have to modify the garage just for the fins."
1960 Plymouth Sport Suburban
He: "Dad says I can't come out until I learn calculus."
1960 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Sharon Stone's mom.
1960 Plymouth Sport Suburban
She: "I hope we have a daughter and she turns out to be Aileen Wuornos."
1960 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Suzie: "Mom, what does Lebensborn mean?"
Mom: "Ask your father. Oh, wait."
Mom: "Ask your father. Oh, wait."
1960 Plymouth Sport Suburban with Golden Commando Power
Car: "So long as it isn't the Manson family, I'm good."
1960 Valiant
And people wonder why Mommy drank.
1960 Valiant V-100
Customer: "Where's my stimulus check?"
Clerk: "That's a question for your gynecologist."
Clerk: "That's a question for your gynecologist."
1961 Plymouth Fury
She: "Without tailfins, I've lost all sense of stability."
1961 Plymouth Sport Fury
She: "I have the strangest feeling that my husband is following us."
1961 Plymouth Sport Fury
She: “Where are we?”
He: “Plymouth Rock.”
He: “Plymouth Rock.”
1961 Plymouth Valiant V-200
He: "Will you marry me?"
She: "Yes! I knew you were the one when I first saw your Valiant."
She: "Yes! I knew you were the one when I first saw your Valiant."
1961 Plymouth Valiant V-200
He: “I noticed you admiring my Unibody.”
She: “Mind if I push your buttons?”
She: “Mind if I push your buttons?”
1962 Plymouth
The good news was that Santa gave Shelia a car for Christmas. The bad news was that it's a '62 Plymouth.
1962 Plymouth Fury
She: "What is it?"
He: "I think it's the downsized Plymouth."
She: "Is it safe?"
He: "No, the shrinkage could be contagious."
He: "I think it's the downsized Plymouth."
She: "Is it safe?"
He: "No, the shrinkage could be contagious."
1962 Plymouth Fury
Maybe it was the rum cake, the bourbon balls, or Aunt Harriet's blackberry wine. Whatever it was, Bob was driving on sunshine that Christmas.
1962 Plymouth Valiant V-200
Steven, a Goodyear blimp pilot, rescued Rebecca from her Amish oppressors. They lived modestly ever after.
1963 Plymouth Fury
The road to Camp Granada was paved with tears.
1963 Plymouth Fury
Shelia wondered if the rumor she was part Cocker Spaniel could be true.
1963 Plymouth Fury
She: "Shouldn't we stop because of the rain?"
He: "No, I want as many miles as possible between me and your family."
He: "No, I want as many miles as possible between me and your family."
1963 Plymouth Fury
She: "Isn't this the road from 'Manos, the Hands of Fate'?"
He: "No, this is the road to Torgo's nail salon, The Cuticles of Kismet."
He: "No, this is the road to Torgo's nail salon, The Cuticles of Kismet."
1963 Plymouth Fury
She: "I expected California to be a lot less, you know, on fire."
1963 Plymouth Fury
Young Nancy Pelosi dreamed of becoming a congressman, and telling everyone what they couldn't do.
1963 Plymouth Fury
He: "Stupid MoPars! Why do they have to ruin everything by being good?"
1963 Plymouth Fury
For the last twenty miles, Sheila would not admit that she farted.
1963 Plymouth Sport Fury
She: "Did you see that disaster at the Chevy Division Christmas party?"
He: "Honey, the Corvair came out three years ago."
He: "Honey, the Corvair came out three years ago."
1963 Plymouth Valiant
"The Prisoner" did not translate well as an American production.
1964 Plymouth Barracuda
He: "Sorry ma'am. Barracuda may have been first, but 'pony car' just sounds better than 'fish mobile'.
1964 Plymouth Barracuda
She: "I don't get it! Barracuda is better in every way, but Mustangs are selling like hotcakes!"
1964 Plymouth Fury
She: "Why does Mitt Romney always 'present' like a baboon in heat?"
1964 Plymouth Fury
Little girl: "Daddy, why do I have to go to boarding school?"
Dad: "Your mother and I are joining the PLO."
Dad: "Your mother and I are joining the PLO."
1964 Plymouth Fury
She: "I think now is perfect time to invest all our money in Detroit real estate. Imagine the nest egg we can leave our children!"
1964 Plymouth Valiant
She: “Why didn’t you buy a Mustang?”
He: “Self respect.”
He: “Self respect.”
1965 Plymouth Belvedere
The next advance in Stepford was remote control children.
1965 Plymouth Belvedere I station wagon
He: "Today's my lucky day! Someone left a Diners Club card on the front seat."
1965 Plymouth Fury III
He: "I know it was you, Fredo."
1965 Plymouth Fury III station wagon
Karen: "Why does it keep chasing me? Why does it keep chasing me!"
1965 Plymouth Satellite
Car: "You laughed at me in '62. Look at me now. I told you I was beautiful inside."
1965 Plymouth Sport Fury
She: "Why do you drive with the windows down?"
He: "Because you're so hot."
She: "Stop the car."
He: "Because you're so hot."
She: "Stop the car."
1965 Plymouth Sport Fury
Carol shot the perfect Christmas present for the Womens Club gift exchange.
1965 Plymouth Sport Fury
He: "What is your problem?"
She: "Too much grass."
She: "Too much grass."
1965 Plymouth Sport Fury
They (singing): "I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny . . ."
1966 Plymouth Satellite
None of us could forget the day when Dad took us fishing for lawn trout.
1966 Plymouth Sport Fury
He: "Do you love me or my Plymouth Fury?"
She: "Does it matter?"
He: "No."
She: "Does it matter?"
He: "No."
1966 Plymouth Sport Fury
She: "After this, we're sure to be the butt of jokes."
1966 Plymouth VIP
She: “What does VIP stand for?”
He: “Very Impressive Penis.”
She: “Liar.”
He: “Very Impressive Penis.”
She: “Liar.”
1966 Plymouth VIP
She: “I love to stop and sniff random car interiors.”
1966 Plymouth VIP
He: "This is the last time we visit The Land of the Giants!"
1966 Plymouth VIP
Pathologically modest, Frank could not drive his VIP
1967 Plymouth Barracuda
The garden club ladies always enjoyed the annual culling of the membership.
1967 Plymouth Barracuda
So far as Brenda was concerned, it's a new year but the same, old shit.
1967 Plymouth Belvedere II
She: "Finally, a Plymouth man!"
He: "It's a rental."
She: "Don't touch me."
She: "Don't touch me."
1967 Plymouth Belvedere station wagon
Walter and Perry loved to help Mom with problem tailgaters.
1967 Plymouth Fury II
They: "White supremacist!"
They: "Fascist!"
They: "Hey, is that watermelon non-GMO?"
They: "Fascist!"
They: "Hey, is that watermelon non-GMO?"
1967 Plymouth Fury III
So far as Kamala was concerned, Joe was a keeper. He consistently hit the sweet spot despite chronic tennis elbow.
1967 Plymouth GTX
She: "Don't get excited, Dr. Freud. It's just an ice cream."
1967 Plymouth Sport Fury
Brunette: "Hey, y'all! Have a Happy #InternationalLesbianDay!"
1967 Plymouth Sport Fury
They: "WE SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!"
He: "Back off, Boomers!"
He: "Back off, Boomers!"
1967 Plymouth Valiant
"Look, people driving a Corvair are trapped down in the valley!"
1967 Plymouth VIP
She: "Hey, guys! Have you heard about this cat named Nixon? He's the coolest!"
1967 Plymouth VIP
For very important people only.
1968 Plymouth Belvedere
She: "Hey, you told me you owned a wind farm!"
1968 Plymouth Fury I
She: "I miss the honky tonks, Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens."
He: "You got it."
He: "You got it."
1968 Plymouth Fury III
Laura released the terrible hound upon the moors. Soon, the Baskerville fortune would be hers.
1968 Plymouth GTX
"Hi, my name is GTX. I like high octane gas, frequent tune ups, and long runs on the interstate."
1968 Plymouth Sport Fury
He: "Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
She: "Get lost, euro trash. I'm a Gulden's girl."
She: "Get lost, euro trash. I'm a Gulden's girl."
1968 Plymouth Sport Satellite
Sybil's psychic powers told her that this field wasn't I-75 South.
1968 Plymouth Sport Satellite
Poor Brenda didn't understand that Plymouths, like cats, always follow the people who don't like them.
1969 Plymouth Barracuda Formula S
Car: “Why do they call me Barracuda? I can’t swim!”
1969 Plymouth Fury III
She: "No, I wanna go topless!"
1969 Plymouth Valiant
Her Valiant was the best art teacher Wanda ever had.
1970 Plymouth 'Cuda
Car: "It's a clip-on."
1970 Plymouth Barracuda Gran Coupe
They: "Eww, it smells fishy!"
1970 Plymouth Fury I
Mom: "I don't bother parenting. She'll just run away in ten years and join the Hare Krishna, so why should I get attached now?"
1970 Plymouth Road Runner
He: "Thanksgiving is over. Can I come out now?"
1970 Plymouth Sport Fury
Halloween isn't over until Muriel says it's over.
1970 Plymouth Sport Fury Brougham (l) and 1970 Plymouth Barracuda Gran Coupe (r)
At first, the Village People were more of an orchestra.
1970 Plymouth Sport Fury GT and S23
Jeffery was quite sure that Plymouth would never change its stripes.
1970 Plymouth Sport Satellite
This is how every car part you really, really need is delivered.
1971 Plymouth 'Cuda
It's all fund and games at the beach until your E-body rusts through.
1971 Plymouth Duster
Simon and Sunflower arrived too early for Burning Man, but were way too cool to admit it.
1971 Plymouth Road Runner
Gumby's "transition" surprised everyone.
1971 Plymouth Road Runner and GTX
When his mechanic told him the cost of a TorqueFlite rebuild, Brad laughed and laughed, then began to cry.
1971 Plymouth Sattelite and Sattelite Sebring
Unbeknownst to Yoko Ono, John Lennon and Brigitte Bardot played water sports together.
1971 Plymouth Sport Fury
He: "I was casting for a Barracuda but caught this instead."
1971 Plymouth Valiant and Valiant Scamp
Bonnie Franklin finally had enough Green Stamps to get a replacement for Mackenzie Phillips.
1972 Plymouth antenna
Remember when girls threw themselves at your car because they liked you?
1972 Plymouth Fury Gran Coupe
Car: "Are the Sixties over yet? Can I open my eyes now?"
1972 Plymouth Fury Gran Coupe
Who's behind those Foster-Grants?
1972 Plymouth Fury Gran Sedan
My old gran loved that Plymouth made a car just for her.
1972 Plymouth Fury taxi
"Yeah," said Frank. "I got your Uber right here."
1972 Plymouth Road Runner
Steve the Skydiver deeply regretted not ordering the optional sunroof.
1972 Plymouth Road Runner (top) and Satellite
He: "I thought the upsidedown was just for Stranger Things?"
1972 Plymouth Satellite Sebring Plus
Bob and Brenda had an epiphany. Winter sucks.
1972 Plymouth Space Duster
She: "No, we didn't loot anything. We redeemed our Green Stamps!"
1973 Plymouth 'Cuda and Barracuda
Mom: "It's too soon for baseball."
Grandma: "Nonsense! One big burp and he'll be ready to play."
1973 Plymouth Fury Gran Sedan
“Yep, even Orville and Wilbur Wright laughed at me when I sold the dairy herd and planted avocados. Now look me, I'm the avocado king.”
1973 Plymouth Satellite
She: "Where have you been all my life?"
He: "Car shopping. Thanks to inflation, a good deal is harder to find than Ghislaine Maxwell."
He: "Car shopping. Thanks to inflation, a good deal is harder to find than Ghislaine Maxwell."
1974 Plymouth Duster and Duster 340
She: "You're not fooling anyone, John. Smart phones haven't been invented yet."
1974 Plymouth Gold Duster
He: "Do you love me because I'm Gérard Depardieu?"
She: "No, I love your Gold Duster."
She: "No, I love your Gold Duster."
1974 Plymouth Sport Suburban
Blazer: "Frankly, I think wood grain is over rated."
Sweater: "Interesting. How long have you been a diagnosed sociopath?"
Sweater: "Interesting. How long have you been a diagnosed sociopath?"
1974 Plymouth Valiant
Our older brother Jimmy sassed Mom and Dad one last time, then Dad threw him to the bears.
1974 Plymouth Valiant Brougham
Dreams of bucket seats and decent fuel economy guided Patty Hearst through her captivity.
1975 Plymouth Fury Salon
She: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
He: "Nonsense, Susan. The '75 Plymouth Fury Salon is a fine car."
He: "Nonsense, Susan. The '75 Plymouth Fury Salon is a fine car."
1975 Plymouth Road Runner
He: "Thanks for coming. I feel like my life is on the rocks."
She: "Great, I brought scotch!"
She: "Great, I brought scotch!"
1975 Plymouth Road Runner with optional Sundance upholstery
If "Substitute Teacher Cardigan" were an upholstery choice.
1976 Plymouth Gran Fury Custom
If "McDonald's Apple Pie Filling" were an upholstery choice.
1976 Plymouth Valiant Brougham
He: "Nice car, Mitt. Looks like you didn't make partner again."
Mitt: "Shut up, Donald."
Mitt: "Shut up, Donald."
1976 Plymouth Volare Premier
She: "After 10 years of marriage, this is how you think of me?
He: "But, honey, I bought it just for you!"
She: "Don't touch me."
He: "But, honey, I bought it just for you!"
She: "Don't touch me."
1977 Plymouth Fury
He: "I bought this for you, Terrance. I hope it fits."
1977 Plymouth Fury Salon
Little girl: "I don't like this, Mommy!"
Mommy: "Shut up and have fun, Suzie."
Mommy: "Shut up and have fun, Suzie."
1977 Plymouth Fury Sport Suburban
He: "Look, Carol Ann! Our room is going right next to the scary tree!"
1977 Plymouth Gran Fury
He: "No, Karen, it's not avocado. It's Medium Green Sunfire Metallic."
1977 Plymouth Gran Fury Sport Suburban
This was the day when Gladys, the church secretary at St. Mary's, became an advocate for birth control.
1977 Plymouth Volare
He: "For God's sake, Brenda! Release the chute! The Volare's suckage is too strong for us!"
1977 Plymouth Volare
Gary the chiropractor had a way of making new clients.
1978 Plymouth Fury
He: "It's happening. One million UFO believers are rushing Area 51."
She: "Will anything ever be the same, Brad?"
He: "No, Brenda. Now that they know Cthulhu is real, nothing can be the same."
She: "Will anything ever be the same, Brad?"
He: "No, Brenda. Now that they know Cthulhu is real, nothing can be the same."
1978 Plymouth Fury Salon
Unhappy with the 1970s, the Smith family traveled back to the 1870s. Sadly, little Timmy forgot his inhaler.
1978 Plymouth Volare Premier with optional t-top
Girls: "Dude! Come back with a car made before 1972."
1979 Plymouth Horizon
Susan put on a brave face for the new car, but inside she cried over the loss of her beloved Sport Suburban wagon.
1979 Plymouth Sappiro
The only thing between rusty oblivion and Bob's Sapporo was Bob's guardian angel, Mary Sue.
1979 Plymouth Voyager
Mom (reading): "But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing."
1980 Plymouth Gran Fury
Gran Fury - because adequate doesn't have to be average.
1980 Plymouth Reliant
Linus: "See, it says right that icecaps will cover the word's shipping lanes in as early as five years!"
Franklin: "Dude, we'll be out of oil by then anyway."
Franklin: "Dude, we'll be out of oil by then anyway."
1982 Plymouth Reliant
Child: "Is it true that station wagons were big enough for you and Daddy to trailer the horses all by yourselves?"
Mom: "Yes, honey, it's true."
Mom: "Yes, honey, it's true."
1982 Plymouth Reliant
She: "Oh, Brad, you're joking!"
He: "No, really. That's my car."
He: "No, really. That's my car."
1982 Plymouth Reliant SE
He: "Does your mom have to drive us for every single date?"
1982 Plymouth Turismo
He: "You're running 15 seconds behind."
She: "Impossible! We've got racing stripes!"
She: "Impossible! We've got racing stripes!"
1984 Plymouth Horizon
Child: "Mom, how come we don't go away for vacations like we used to?"
Mom: "Because your father bought a Horizon."
Mom: "Because your father bought a Horizon."
1984 Plymouth Horizon
Joy Behar entertains at the annual Chapin School fund raiser.
1984 Plymouth Reliant
She: "Sheesus H. Christ! I missing 'Cheers' for this?"
1984 Plymouth Tourismo
Unable to decide their next move, Chrysler executives use a 1984 Plymouth Turismo as a Ouija board to contact Walter P. Chrysler.
1984 Plymouth Voyager
Lee Iacocca: "Don't shoot! I'm workin' with what I got!"
1984 Plymouth Voyager
She: "Say what you want about minivans, but body disposal has never been easier."
1984 Plymouth Voyager LE
They: "We're more Eighties than Michael J. Fox making a guest appearance on 'Dynasty'."
1985 Plymouth Caravelle
She: "What's a Caravelle?"
He: "It's an outward expression of my inner despair."
He: "It's an outward expression of my inner despair."
1985 Plymouth Voyager
"When from under the hood there rose such a clatter, I yelled at my dealer to fix what's the matter!"
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