The Red Planet

She: “How come Elon won’t let you back on Twitter?”
He: “Jealousy. I’ve already been to Mars.” 1961 Plymouth Sport Fury.
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She: “I’m issuing new Terms of Service.”
He: “What are they?”
She: “An engagement ring and a marriage proposal.” 1965 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu Super Sport.

Better Hop to It!

Car: “It’s called Iris Metallic, and before you make any jokes, yeah, I’m a special order for the Easter Bunny. The dude has to get places fast.” 1960 Chrysler New Yorker.
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