Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1930 Packard
"Sir, if you have to ask, you can't afford it."
1931 Packard
Car: "Keats said, 'A thing of beauty is a joy forever.' Keats also said, 'God dammit! Who ate the last of the freakin' jam?'"
1931 Packard Eight DeLuxe
Car: "Sexist? Frankly, 'Ask The Nonbinary Who Cohabitates With One' didn't have the same ring to it." 1931 Packard Eight DeLuxe.
1932 Packard
Car: "Frankly, I'd rather live in Cincinnati."
1932 Packard Light Eight
Car: "The other Packards shun me. They say I'm decidedly middle-class."
1932 Packard Light Eight
Car: "One more light-in-the-loafers joke and I ruin the annual cotillian for everyone!"
1932 Packard Twin Six
Cars: "The Italians are a wonderful people, so long as they stay in Italy."
1933 Packard
She: "Cripes, another Packard. Just once I wish he buy something vulgar like a LaSalle."
1933 Packard
He: "I should have bought the Airflow."
She: "Nonsense, darling. Too much progress is gauche."
She: "Nonsense, darling. Too much progress is gauche."
1933 Packard Eight
He: "My family has been in America for 300 years! I will not be the first to have his Packard repossessed!"
1934 Packard
Customer: "Why should I shell out for a Packard? A new Plymouth does all the same stuff and for one sixth the price!"
Salesman: "If you want to drive around declaring your irrelevance, that's entirely up to you."
Salesman: "If you want to drive around declaring your irrelevance, that's entirely up to you."
1934 Packard
He: "Just buy the damn thing! It's the middle of the Depression and I work on commission!"
1935 Packard Eight
Car: "Streamlining is for toasters."
1935 Packard One-Twenty
Lassie: "Wear a mask, Timmy!"
1935 Packard Twelve
Car: "My back seat is where the elite meet."
1935 Packard Twelve by LeBaron
Car: "Madam chose this body style because our chauffeur is odoriferous."
1936 Packard 12
Car: "I gave Liberty her first hickey."
1936 Packard One-Twenty
He: "Bad news, Dad. I got Veda Pierce pregnant."
1936 Packard Twelve
He: "Is the virgin here yet? We gotta get these new models on the road."
1937 Packard One-Twenty
She: “Tell Wallis Simpson she can take that wedding invitation and shove it where the sun don’t shine.”
1937 Packard Six
Dr. Praetorius hated being called to the Campbell house. It always smelled like soup.
1937 Packard Six
She: “Is it wrong that I think someone like me shouldn’t be able to own a Packard?”
1938 Packard Eight
Car: "I keep having this nightmare where I turn into a Studebaker."
1938 Packard Eight by Ralston
Car: “I hate pancake day at the Masonic lodge. Everybody comes out with sticky fingers.”
1939 Packard Six
He: "Remember, Hyacinth, it's all about keeping up appearances."
She: "Yes, Daddy!"
She: "Yes, Daddy!"
1939 Packard Six
Boy: "Actually, Dad, those signs say you should've bought a Chrysler Custom Imperial with Fluid Drive or a Hydramatic Oldsmobile."
Dad: "Hush, I'd rather burn the clutch in a Packard."
Dad: "Hush, I'd rather burn the clutch in a Packard."
1939 Packard Super 8
Barbara: "Pull over, George. Let's fool around."
George: "Not gonna do it, Barbara. Wouldn't be prudent."
George: "Not gonna do it, Barbara. Wouldn't be prudent."
1939 Packard Super 8
Car: "Safety? You are my crumple zone."
1939 Packard Super Eight
Driver: "Eat dust, copper! The law is for losers!"
Cop: "Top of the morning to ya, Mr. Epstein!"
Cop: "Top of the morning to ya, Mr. Epstein!"
1940 Packard
Dad: "Kids, your mother and I have something to tell you. We've bought a Packard."
Daughter: "Does this mean we're rich?!"
Dad: "No, parasite, it means we rented out your rooms. Beat it."
Daughter: "Does this mean we're rich?!"
Dad: "No, parasite, it means we rented out your rooms. Beat it."
1940 Packard Darrin Custom Super 8 One-Eighty convertible Victoria
Car: "Samantha's mother turned me into a Packard."
1940 Packard Darrin Super 8 One-Eighty Custom Sport Sedan
Car: "Yeah, I'm all that."
1940 Packard One-Eighty
Car: "You think you're cool? I've got news, punk. I'm air-conditioned."
1940 Packard Super 8 One-Eighty
Car: "With me, you're at home on the road. I cost as much as a house."
1941 Packard
He: "I'm so inbred, I don't have the strength to reach the gearshift."
1941 Packard
She: "You should have told me you're voting for Trump. Pardon me while I work the ejection seat."
1941 Packard One-Ten
Beatrice spoiled her first ride in a Packard when she suddenly blurted out, "Hello, peasants!" The Junior League rescinded her invitation the next day.
1941 Packard One-Ten DeLuxe
He: "Damn Buick owners! I'll strangle you with my bare hands!"
1941 Packard One-Twenty
She: "I'm sorry. I don't give rides to Jews, Catholics, krauts, hunkies, dagos, or wops."
He: "But we're Irish Protestants!"
She: "Don't make me call the cops."
He: "But we're Irish Protestants!"
She: "Don't make me call the cops."
1941 Packard One-Twenty
She: "Crap, a blue Buick. There goes the neighborhood."
1942 Packard Clipper
Mechanic: "You're on the Packard Credit Plan so your total comes to one arm and one leg."
1942 Packard Clipper
Car: "I have a new body, just like Caitlyn Jenner."
1942 Packard Clipper
Mechanic: "Are you new in town, Mr. Schicklgruber?"
He: "I just arrived from Argentina."
He: "I just arrived from Argentina."
1942 Packard Clipper
He: "This is my Jeep."
1942 Packard Clipper
The Baby Boom officially began in the back of Harold's Packard.
1942 Packard Clipper Super 8 Custom 180
"Just wait until the Woman's Club sees this. Bertha Hasenpfeffer will die of jealousy."
1942 Packard Super 8 Custom 180 Formal Sedan
She: "I hope I'm still alive in the 21st Century when I can go to Walmart wearing just pajama bottoms and a tattoo."
1942 Packard Super 8 Custom One-Eighty
Every 1942 Packard Super 8 Custom One-Eighty came with its own stewardess.
1942 Packard Super 8 Custom One-Eighty Clipper
the Spiritual Packard: "Why settle for the standard of the world when there is a heaven?"
1946 Packard
She: "The Feds called. Your daughter was arrested for assaulting an officer."
1946 Packard
Roark suddenly realized. His plans for Enright House contained no bathrooms.
1946 Packard DeLuxe Clipper
Salesman: "There's a waiting list. Please leave your name, address, and genealogy."
1946 Packard Super Clipper
Boy: "Someday, I'll own a Packard."
Pilot: "Better grow up fast, kid. They've got ten years left."
Pilot: "Better grow up fast, kid. They've got ten years left."
1946 Packard Super Clipper
He: "Honey, there's a finger in the gutter!"
She: "That's Mildred's. She flipped me off at garden club last Monday."
She: "That's Mildred's. She flipped me off at garden club last Monday."
1947 Packard Clipper DeLuxe
She: "Finally, we're Republican!"
1948 Packard
Finally alone in the car, Sylvia let go the huge fart she'd held on to all evening.
1948 Packard
She: "Should we offer them a ride?"
He: "Nah, they look like Trump voters."
He: "Nah, they look like Trump voters."
1948 Packard Custom Eight
Car: "Free-flow styling my ass! I feel like I ate a Crosley!"
1948 Packard Deluxe 8
Actually, Cynthia isn't interested in a new Packard, just the man who owns one.
1948 Packard Eight
She: "Wait a minute. We bought a Packard. How did we end up on the wrong side of the tracks?"
1948 Packard Eight
"I'm sorry, Brenda, but your father and I agree. You're a terrible daughter. If you're lucky, another car will be along soon."
1948 Packard Eight Station Sedan
Car: "Thinking outside the box is for people who can't afford the box."
1949 Packard
Bunny and Biff, operatives for Adlai Stevenson, discover the Nixons' cocker spaniel, Checkers.
1949 Packard Eight
She: “How can we afford a new car?”
He: “I promised our first born. Pack a bag for Tommy.”
He: “I promised our first born. Pack a bag for Tommy.”
1950 Packard Super DeLuxe
Boy: “What about Dynaflow?”
Dad: “Shut up, Bobby.”
Dad: “Shut up, Bobby.”
1951 Packard 200
"Help, I've fallen and I can't get up," Helen cried. Alas, Life Alert hadn't been invented yet.
1951 Packard 200 DeLuxe
He: "The 'Titanic' hit the iceberg right about here."
She: "Oh, God. You're one of those 'Titanic' nerds, aren't you?"
She: "Oh, God. You're one of those 'Titanic' nerds, aren't you?"
1951 Packard Mayfair
She: "Dammit. I could have had a V-eight."
1951 Packard Patrician 400
She: "I'm sorry, John, I can't marry you; we come from different worlds."
He: "What do you mean?"
She: "Cars, like gloves, should be either black or white."
She: "Cars, like gloves, should be either black or white."
1952 Packard 200 DeLuxe
He: "C'mon, honey! I want ya to meet Dad!"
1952 Packard 300
He: "Do you like my masterpiece? I call it 'Ow! I Got Soap in my Eyes!'"
1952 Packard 300
Just like Dracula's first wife!
1952 Packard Mayfair
He: “I sold the red car. Will you marry me now?”
She: “John, I’m engaged to a DeSoto FireDome man. He has power steering and ten more horsepower than you.”
She: “John, I’m engaged to a DeSoto FireDome man. He has power steering and ten more horsepower than you.”
1952 Packard Pan American concept car
Sigh, Elizabeth forgot to set the parking brake AGAIN.
1952 Packard Patrician 400
She: “I don’t like the Fifties. Everything has to be new, new, new.”
He: “Don’t worry about it. The money’s still old.”
He: “Don’t worry about it. The money’s still old.”
1953 Packard Caribbean
Car: "I think Joan Collins said it best, 'The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."
1953 Packard Clipper
Car: "In the old days, if you had to ask, you couldn't afford a Packard. Now look at me. I'm a 'buy'."
1953 Packard formal sedan by Derham
She: You can pay less for Pontiac style, but why should you?"
1953 Packard Patrician
Sensing Shelia's disappointment, Biff explained: "If you think about it, big Chief Pontiac was kinda like a patrician. He probably even had live-in help."
1954 Packard Caribbean
He: “Win any races, lady?”
She: “Just the rat race.”
She: “Just the rat race.”
1954 Packard Caribbean
He: "Did you know that Packard started in Warren, Ohio?"
She: "You're just trying to spoil my new car."
She: "You're just trying to spoil my new car."
1954 Packard Carribean
Billy Jack, the formative years.
1954 Packard Clipper Panama
They: “Run! Gloria Upson stepped on the ping-pong ball!”
1954 Packard Patrician
Max: "Paramount is on the phone, Miss Desmond."
Norma: "Hang up! They took the idols and smashed them! The Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!"
Max: "They want your car."
Norma: "Hang up! They took the idols and smashed them! The Fairbankses, the Gilberts, the Valentinos! And who've we got now? Some nobodies!"
Max: "They want your car."
1954 Packard Patrician
She: "It's 1954. All new cars look like this. Well, except for the Studebaker Starliner. Those things are bad ass!"
He: "Hush, you're spoiling the moment."
He: "Hush, you're spoiling the moment."
1955 Packard 400
She: "Does it bother you that we live in a Tudor Revival split level ranch?"
1955 Packard Caribbean
He: “Lady, get off the green!”
She: “Oh, it’s ok! My Packard has Torsion-Level Ride! I can drive on anything!”
She: “Oh, it’s ok! My Packard has Torsion-Level Ride! I can drive on anything!”
1955 Packard Clipper DeLuxe
She: “So, I’m asking the man who owns one.”
He: “One what?”
She: “Forget it. You ruined it.”
He: “One what?”
She: “Forget it. You ruined it.”
1955 Packard Clipper Panama
She: “Why did you bring me here?”
He: “I hoped you’d help me over the hump.”
She: “You’re disgusting.”
He: “I hoped you’d help me over the hump.”
She: “You’re disgusting.”
1956 Packard
Car: "You know, despite Torsion-Level Ride and Twin-Traction Control, I feel like I'm losing my grip."
1956 Packard Caribbean
She: "Who is that in the back seat?"
He: "I dunno. I thought she was with you."
He: "I dunno. I thought she was with you."
1956 Packard Caribbean
She: "How quaint! Reversible seat cushions will be so convenient for when Fifi gets carsick."
1956 Packard Caribbean
Convertible: "I'm not touching you."
Hardtop: "Mom!"
Hardtop: "Mom!"
1957 Packard Clipper
She: "You're a real Packard the way I'm a real blonde!"
1957 Packard Clipper
He: "That salesman was right! This is the best Studebaker I've ever owned."
1957 Packard Clipper
Packard: "This is it. My nightmare has come to life!"
1958 Packard
Car: “I look like a DeSoto that got dressed in the dark.”
1958 Packard
Dog: “I know Packard, and this doesn’t smell like Packard.”
1958 Packard Hawk
Car: “Is Dr. Kevorkian practicing yet?”
1958 Packard Hawk
She: "This reminds me. Did you feed the koi?"
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