Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1904 Peerless
She: "Such en elegant car! Is it French?"
She: "No, it's from Cleveland."
She: "Eww."
She: "No, it's from Cleveland."
She: "Eww."
1904 Peerless
He: "Come away with me Lucille!"
She: "No thanks. I'm waiting for an Oldsmobile."
She: "No thanks. I'm waiting for an Oldsmobile."
1912 Peerless
He: "Would you give me a lift?"
Driver: "That depends. Is your family in the Social Register?"
Driver: "That depends. Is your family in the Social Register?"
1912 Peerless Boston
He: "Keep the engine running, James. I'm un-gifting the family Vermeer."
1920 Peerless
Dog: "The Astor Hotel threw us out because I bit Daisy Buchanan."
1926 Franklin
Car: "I know. I'm an air-cooled car with a fake radiator. I don't get it either."
1926 Pierce-Arrow
She: "Wait a minute! What did you say your name is?"
He: "Mr. Paul Barer."
He: "Mr. Paul Barer."
1927 LaSalle
Joe Biden arrives at his first campaign stop.
1927 LaSalle
She: "Honey! There's an midget here with a bow and arrow!"
He: "They prefer to be called 'little people', dear!"
He: "They prefer to be called 'little people', dear!"
1927 Reo Flying Cloud
She: "I agree that it's a beautiful car, but what do we do if it rains?"
1929 Peerless
He: "Thanks to the stock market, I can finally afford a Peerless!"
1930 Huppmobile Century 8
Miss Clara always stopped to pick up roadkill.
1933 LaSalle
She: "Stop what you're doing! It's bad for the environment!"
1934 Auburn
Car: "Depression is only a state of mind."
1934 Auburn Twelve
She: “Oh, I’m more of a Zepplin gal.”
1934 Pierce-Arrow
Bring class to any crime scene. Drive a Pierce-Arrow!
1935 Auburn
She: "What's the matter, Mabel?"
Mabel: "I miss Prohibition."
Mabel: "I miss Prohibition."
1935 Auburn
"Get that golf bag off my car before I break your arm."
1937 Cord 812
Dad: "You can't have a Cord. They're unreliable and difficult to service."
Son: "You never let me have what I want! You don't understand me; no one understands me! I'm going to runaway, then you'll be sorry!"
Son: "You never let me have what I want! You don't understand me; no one understands me! I'm going to runaway, then you'll be sorry!"
1937 Cord Berline
She: "I hope you realize that if you'd bought the Chrysler, which has a proper transmission, we wouldn't be sitting here in Zanesville waiting for a tow."
1938 KDF-Wagen (Volkswagen)
She: “Look, Helmut! Inge, Irmgard, and Siegfried are not social distancing!”
1938 Willys
She: "You're kidding, right?"
1939 Crosley
The girls put on brave faces, but they dreaded Mary Sue's turn to carpool.
1939 Crosley
Suddenly, James really hated his job.
1939 KDF-Wagen (Volkswagen)
Boy: “Who gave you permission to be outside?!”
Man: “Eva Braun. Now beat it.”
Man: “Eva Braun. Now beat it.”
1939 LaSalle
He: "I knew your blueprints for the bridge were faulty the second I saw that you drive a LaSalle."
1939 LaSalle
She: "I'm so glad you transferred to Pearl Harbor!"
1940 LaSalle
Pipe: "Betty is gorgeous! Why don't you marry her?"
He: "Mom won't have an Episcopalian in the family."
He: "Mom won't have an Episcopalian in the family."
1940 LaSalle brochure detail
Salesman: “You’re making a fine investment, sir! LaSalle will be here for decades to come!”
1940 Willys
Car: "If you add water, I become a 1939 Chrysler Royal!"
1946 Bobbi-Kar
Dyslexic Dan thought he'd bought a Boobies Car.
1946 Willys Jeep station wagon
She: "Oh, Brad! Your Willys Jeep isn't really a station wagon and I'm not really dressed for tennis."
1946 Willys-Overland Jeep
Frank made his own handicapped access.
1947 Frazer Manhattan
Woman: "Hello, Suzy. I'm with Child Protective Services. Step out of the Frazer and I'll take you to live with fine people who own proper cars built by the Big Three."
Suzy: "Like DeSoto people?"
Woman: "Yes, Suzy. Like DeSoto people"
Suzy: "Like DeSoto people?"
Woman: "Yes, Suzy. Like DeSoto people"
1948 Frazer
She: "Just be patient! I'll lift you out of the boat in a second!"
1948 Kaiser
She: "Why is it called a Kaiser?"
He: "Because it rolls."
He: "Because it rolls."
1948 Tucker
Tesla critics: "Who spends money on a car that doesn't exist?"
Tucker: "Here, hold my Rheingold."
Tucker: "Here, hold my Rheingold."
1948 Willys Jeepster
The 1948 Willys Jeepster says, "First SUV? Here, hold my beer."
1949 Kaiser Vagabond
And they STILL forgot the suntan lotion.
1949 Willys Jeepster
Atlas: "I'm holding up the world for this nonsense?!"
1951 Henry J
He: "Mom, why does our car look like it's picking its nose?"
1951 King Midget Model II
For these folks, this was just the first of many, terrible, family vacations
1952 Willys DeLuxe Station Wagon
She: "We like our kidneys shaken, not stirred."
1953 Aero Willys
He: "Pull over, ma'am. We don't allow whitewalls in Great Britain."
1953 Kaiser Manhattan
The “new normal” suited Frank just fine.
1953 Sears Allstate
Dad: "C'mon, Timmy! We're goin' to Sears!"
1954 Kaiser Aluminum
That's going to be some hat when he's finished with it!
1954 Kaiser Darrin
Yes, the Homecoming Queen had a gun, so did the entire student council, the band, and most of the theater club.
1954 Kaiser Darrin
The Easter Bunny left something in Cynthia's Kaiser, and it wasn't Peeps.
1954 Renault 4CV
She: "Brute! You should have told me you were French."
1955 Citroen DS
They: "Le sigh."
1956 Continental Mark II
Jeffery Epstein's Palm Beach County jail cell.
1956 Continental Mark II
Car: "I have it all, but I'm empty inside."
1956 Mercedes-Benz police car
He: “So, Schultz, what did you do during the war?”
Fritz: “I saw nothing. Nothing!”
Fritz: “I saw nothing. Nothing!”
1957 Continental Mark II
She: "Oh, you drive a Continental. How quaint."
1957 Maidenform advertisement
She: "I dreamed I left the European Union in my Maidenform bra."
She: "Tell me about it. This is the first decent cup of tea I've had in 40 years!"
She: "Tell me about it. This is the first decent cup of tea I've had in 40 years!"
1958 Continental Mark III
He: "It's not a Lincoln. It's a Continental."
She: "As in continental drift?"
He: "You're annoying."
She: "As in continental drift?"
He: "You're annoying."
1959 Mercedes-Benz 190
He: “Fahrst du mit mir nach Hause?”
She: “Sorry, I don’t speak gigolo.”
She: “Sorry, I don’t speak gigolo.”
1959 Mercedes-Benz 300 SL
She: “Oh, Hans! What magic brought us together?”
He: “Operation Paperclip.”
He: “Operation Paperclip.”
1960 Aerocar
Driver/Pilot: "Now THIS is air suspension!"
1960 King Midget
When Harry met Sally, she had no sense about cars.
1960 Mercedes-Benz 220
Car: "I ruled Europe, now I wear tail fins like an ugly American!"
1960 Simca imported by Chrysler
She: "Merde!"
1961 Monarch Richelieu
She: "How did you know I'm Canadian, ya hoser?"
1961 Renault Dauphine
Car: "When I grow up, I want to be a Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited!"
1964 Volkswagen
It was a sad day when Greta Thunberg put down her Volkswagen Bug because it kept leaving carbon footprints everywhere.
1965 Champion spark plug ad
Rolls: "Back off, dude! There's a little thing called Brexit."
1965 Mercedes-Benz 220
She: "I defected for this?"
1965 Mercedes-Benz 220S
Erich Honecker: "Did I remember to close the border?"
1966 Amphicar
She: "You're flooding it!"
1966 Excalibur
Every since that pact with the Devil, Eliza and Professor Higgins led remarkably lavish and long lives.
1966 Mercedes-Benz 230 SL
The police never figured out that Hans always hid the drugs in his weisswurst.
1972 Volvo 1800 ES
Simon Templar and Tara King were too proud to call Triple A.
1976 Excalibur
Hardly prudes themselves, even Dirk and Candy were relieved when dinner at Larry Flynt's house was over.
1978 MGB
She: “I feel like we should be smoking Newports.”
1981 DeLorean
She: "Aren't DeLoreans unreliable?"
He: "Yeah, but with the optional flux capacitor, the warranty never expires!"
He: "Yeah, but with the optional flux capacitor, the warranty never expires!"
c. 1939 KDF-Wagen (Volkswagen)
She: “It’s springtime for Hitler!”
He: “Would you be quiet; the hills are alive!”
He: “Would you be quiet; the hills are alive!”
c. 1961 Volkswagen
He: "Lebensraum, Dr. Birx!"
She: "Lebensraum, Dr. Faucci!"
She: "Lebensraum, Dr. Faucci!"
c. 1965 Volkswagen Bus
Nun 1: "Maria is not asset to the abbey!"
Nun 2: "Why not?"
Nun 3: "She attracts lecherous sea captains and Nazis."
Nun 2: "Why not?"
Nun 3: "She attracts lecherous sea captains and Nazis."
ZIL 110 limousine. Year unknown.
Car: "Take from man who owns one and give to glorious oligarchs who smite lazy workers and bring great socialist industrialization for peoples of world!"
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