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1919 Hudson Six
Marie Antoinette: "Off with their heads! I'm buying a Hudson!"
1926 Hudson Super Six
He: "Sylvia says she'll ride with you if this is a Hudson. If it's an Essex, she'll wait for something more up-market."
1927 Hudson Super Six
She: "If it's an F head, how can it pass?"
1927 Hudson Super Six
The Classics major in the backseat: "This isn't going to end well. We're being tailgated by Phaethon driving his father's chariot."
1927 Hudson Super Six
Few movie buffs realize that Blanche and Jane Hudson used to be spokesmen for Hudson Motor Cars.
1927 Hudson Super Six
He: "Hand over the keys, Mabel! You're not leaving the house with your knees exposed!"
1928 Hudson Super Six Landau Sedan
He: "Are you Madonna?"
1929 Hudson Essex
She: "Just relax. I'll ride your Big Six after I get rid of Mother and the kids."
1931 Hudson Greater Eight
She: "Why is your chauffeur in the backseat?"
Driver: "I forgot the safety word."
Driver: "I forgot the safety word."
1931 Hudson Greater Eight
She: "Are you sure it's o.k. to park in the middle of the platz?"
He: "This is Europe. Anything goes."
He: "This is Europe. Anything goes."
1934 Hudson DeLuxe Eight
Woman standing: "Please help. This isn't a fashion statement. I'm being attacked by a rabid animal."
1936 Hudson
145 cubic feet of interior space and Helen's creepy uncle still sat too close.
1936 Hudson Terraplane
She: “Hold it, COVID breath! Don’t touch the car! Just put the groceries down, and walk away.”
1940 Hudson
The Rapture surprised Mae West more than anyone.
1940 Hudson Eight
She: "Nice Chrysler, Edith."
She: "It's a Hudson, Ruth."
She: "It's a Hudson, Ruth."
1940 Hudson Six
Driver: "Did I miss her?"
Passenger: "Yes, try again!"
Passenger: "Yes, try again!"
1940 Hudson Six
He: "Nice Plymouth, Frank."
He: "It's a Hudson, Steve."
He: "It's a Hudson, Steve."
1948 Hudson
They: "Nice Packard!"
Driver: "Thanks, but it's actually a 'step-down'."
Driver: "Thanks, but it's actually a 'step-down'."
1948 Hudson Commodore
She: "I'm sorry, John, that's the step-down model. Mother says I have to marry up."
1949 Hudson
She: "You know who needs a step-down?"
He: "Who?"
She: "Joe Biden."
He: "Who?"
She: "Joe Biden."
1949 Hudson
She: "Is this the car where you step down to get in?"
He: "I'll say."
She: "Sheesus, you're such a car snob."
He: "I'll say."
She: "Sheesus, you're such a car snob."
1949 Hudson Commodore
She: She: “Welcome to fight club!”
She: “Thank you. I can’t wait to get in the ring.”
She: “Thank you. I can’t wait to get in the ring.”
1950 Hudson Commodore
Unaware of Hudson's step-down design, Francine fell face-first into Brad's convertible.
1951 Hudson Hornet
She: "'Murder Hornets' is trending on Twitter."
He: "Damn, the Big Three never let up!"
He: "Damn, the Big Three never let up!"
1951 Hudson Hornet
She: "Does your father always have to ride up front with us?"
He: "He's not my dad. I thought he was your dad."
He: "He's not my dad. I thought he was your dad."
1951 Hudson Hornet
"Look, girls, I just took delivery of my new Hudson! After garden club today, I'm going stock car racing."
1952 Hudson Commodore Six
He: "Hey, Alger! Why didn't you spring for the hardtop?"
Alger: "Because nothing says 'I'm not a Communist' like a club coupe."
Alger: "Because nothing says 'I'm not a Communist' like a club coupe."
1952 Hudson Hornet
She: "If only Francis hadn't stood me up that night. I would have married him. He had convertible DeSoto."
He: "I paid your mother to slash his tires."
She: "What?"
He: "I paid your mother to slash his tires."
She: "What?"
1952 Hudson Hornet with Twin-H Power
She: "For once, can't we be like everybody else and buy a Buick?"
He: "Not if you want to keep winning NASCAR, dear."
He: "Not if you want to keep winning NASCAR, dear."
1953 Hudson Jet
He: "Is this your car, ma'am?"
She: "Yes."
He: "I'm sorry." 1953
She: "Yes."
He: "I'm sorry." 1953
1953 Hudson Super Jet
He: "Good Lord, Janet. It's the Fifties! Why'd you buy a Hudson Jet?"
1954 Hudson Hollywood
Johnny loved Peggy Sue so much, her Tourette's Syndrome didn't bother him a bit.
1954 Hudson Hollywood
Karen: “How can you be so selfish? Three healthy men, who have been in quarantine for over a month, meeting in the middle of nowhere, far away from anyone. Don't you know you're a danger to society!”
1954 Hudson Hornet
She: "Yes, John, I know all about Hudson's Twin-H power and lower center of gravity, but I'm still dating the guy with a Hemi."
1954 Hudson Hornet Special
She: "Honey, it's the strangest thing. When I put on these glasses, the billboards say things like 'consume', 'obey', and 'submit'."
1954 Hudson Super Jet
He (singing): "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy!"
1954 Hudson Super Jet
He: “What happened to your Hudson?”
She: “It shrank at the car wash.”
She: “It shrank at the car wash.”
1954 Hudson Super Wasp
He: "What makes it a Super Wasp?"
He: "It's Anglican and a member of the DAR."
He: "It's Anglican and a member of the DAR."
1955 Hudson Hornet Custom
She: “I thought you were going to buy the new Toyota.”
He: “I did. I fed it to my Hudson.”
He: “I did. I fed it to my Hudson.”
1955 Hudson Hornet Custom
She: “Wow, even the Hudson is sunburned.”
1955 Hudson Hornet Custom Hollywood
In the Milwaukee Ballet production of Swan Lake, the sorcerer turns Odette into a 1955 Hudson Hornet Custom Hollywood.
1955 Hudson Hornet Hollywood
She: “Does it bother you that your Hudson is really a Nash?”
She: “Does it bother you that you have to pad your swimsuit?”
She: “Does it bother you that you have to pad your swimsuit?”
1955 Hudson Hornet with all-season air-conditioning
She: “Remember, Mr. Bear. If you have a temperature and difficulty breathing, you’re probably going to die alone and attached to a ventilator.”
1955 Hudson Rambler Cross Country
Nothing terrified Cynthia more than inflation.
1955 Hudson Wasp
She: "Daddy, Anthony and I are getting married!"
Daddy: "Now, honey. We agreed. No Catholics for you!"
Daddy: "Now, honey. We agreed. No Catholics for you!"
1956 Hudson Hornet Hollywood
He: “Will she still love me if she finds out my new Hudson is just an old Nash?”
1956 Hudson Hornet Special
He: "Oh, no! Mom BeDazzled the Nash!"
1957 Hudson Custom Hollywood
If not for carotid stenosis, Sylvia never would've bought a '57 Hudson.
1957 Hudson Hornet Custom Hollywood
She: "This is how Hudson ends - with a Cocker Spaniel and a Nash covered in tinfoil. Bet you didn't see that coming!"
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