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1958 Edsel Bermuda
Boy: "Daddy, we're being chased by an angry mob. They're shouting. 'Down with whitey!'"
Dad: "Nonsense! That would be racial profiling, and society has evolved beyond that."
Dad: "Nonsense! That would be racial profiling, and society has evolved beyond that."
1958 Edsel Citation
She: "You just had to pick yellow, didn't you?"
1958 Edsel Citation
Boy: “Look, Daddy, a car as weird as yours!”
1958 Edsel Citation
She: “I still don’t like it. How many miles have we gone?”
He: “I can’t tell. The odometer doesn’t work.”
He: “I can’t tell. The odometer doesn’t work.”
1958 Edsel Citation
He: "I like the color, but I think I'll wait until the electric crossover version comes out."
1958 Edsel Citation
Try as he might, little Timmy never forgot the day when he lost all respect for Dad.
1958 Edsel Citation
Little Betty and little Bobby: "Hurry, Daddy! It's the fashion police, and they're gaining on us!"
1958 Edsel Citation
She: "With so many better-established, mid-priced cars on the market, why did you buy Edsel?"
He: "Truthfully? I was drunk."
He: "Truthfully? I was drunk."
1958 Edsel Citation
He: "According to Ford's market research, I'm the coolest guy on the patio."
1958 Edsel Corsair
She: "Don't feel bad, Gary. Someday they'll name a Lincoln after your Edsel."
1958 Edsel Corsair
Ever since Fred bought an Edsel, he was the pariah at parties.
1958 Edsel Pacer
After Fred committed his wife to Eagle Cove Sanitarium for the Criminally Insane, he was free to live the Edsel life.
1958 Edsel Ranger
He: "Step out of the car ma'am. 'Ranger' has been declared a racial slur and you are now a non-person."
1958 Edsel Ranger
She: "This mas says we're in the year 2020 and located somewhere between 'What's Going On' and 'Let it Burn'."
1958 Edsels
She: "No one likes you."
They: "But we bought an Edsel!"
They: "But we bought an Edsel!"
1959 Edsel Corsair
She: “Hey, Bill! Is this your new Mach-E?”
1959 Edsel Corsair
Passenger: "Lovely child. Does she take after your wife or the milkman?"
1959 Edsel Corsair
She: "That's funny, Larry! Now, where's the car you actually bought?"
1959 Edsel Ranger
Dad: "Remember, Susie, no spouting off in church about abuses during the Reformation!"
1959 Edsel Ranger
He: "Thank you, son! Usually, I'm the one who tells guys to turn their head and cough."
1960 Edsel "Popular Mechanics", January 1960
Ouch! Poor Edsel. This had to sting.
1960 Edsel Ranger
What happened next was the most ghastly accident ever to befall the Cypress Gardens Water Ski Team.
1960 Edsel Ranger
Once Walter realized the resale value of his Edsel, he spent afternoons wandering in the park and feeding pigeons.
1960 Edsel Ranger
She: "I'm sorry, Timmy! They've found us!"
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