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1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
Woman at wheel: "Is this the Fitzgeralds' house?"
Woman standing: "No, that's the other side of Paradise."
Woman standing: "No, that's the other side of Paradise."

1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "I'm not seeing anyone socially until there's a cure for polio. Now, step away from the car before I have you shot."

1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "What if I told you this whole 'womens lib' thing ends with us wearing pink pussy hats?"

1928 Chrysler Imperial 80
He: "Drive around the block a few times, James. We're going into the Plaza for a quickie."

1928 Chryslers
She: "Come away, Harold! We can't afford it!"
Harold: "Of course we can! The stock market just goes up and up!"
Harold: "Of course we can! The stock market just goes up and up!"

1929 Chrysler 65
He: "Don't worry, honey. You can pick up your Gender Studies degree after the Great Depression."

1929 Chrysler 65
Driver: “Finally, a Howard Johnson’s!”
Passenger: “HoJo’s is gross. I hate fried clams and orange sherbet.”
Driver: “So get a hotdog.”
Passenger: “Yuck! They split their buns the wrong way.”
Driver: “No wonder Franklin threw you over for Lucy Mercer.”
Passenger: “HoJo’s is gross. I hate fried clams and orange sherbet.”
Driver: “So get a hotdog.”
Passenger: “Yuck! They split their buns the wrong way.”
Driver: “No wonder Franklin threw you over for Lucy Mercer.”

1931 Chrysler Imperial
Everyone was about to find out that Lucky Lindy had fitted the Spirit of St. Louis with machine guns.

1932 Chrysler Imperial
He: "I don't get it. How can it be Floating Power if the wheels are still on the ground?"

1933 Chrysler Imperial
She: "Don't you feel guilty owning this extravagant car during the Great Depression?"
He: "No, my driving keeps Texaco in business."
He: "No, my driving keeps Texaco in business."

1933 Chrysler Six
She: "Isn't this the Haunted Forest where the Wicked Witch lives?"
He: "Don't be silly. Flying monkeys won't be invented until 1939."
He: "Don't be silly. Flying monkeys won't be invented until 1939."

1934 Chrysler Airflow
It was all fun and games until Nurse launched little Timmy into the neighbor's rhododendron.

1935 Chrysler Airflow
Susan despaired as her parents spent yet more of her inheritance on gratuitous advancement in transportation.

1935 Chrysler Airflow
She: "Close the door. I don't socialize with people who don't believe in aerodynamics."

1935 Chrysler Airflow
Nanny: "Remember, Timmy. Don't use the restroom or you'll get diphtheria. Don't drink from any bubblers or you'll get polio. Don't chew pencils or crayons or you'll get TB. OK? Have fun!"

1935 Chrysler Airflow
Driver: "What's going on here?"
She: "Auntie is getting ready for her annual wiccan Ostara sabbat ritual."
She: "Auntie is getting ready for her annual wiccan Ostara sabbat ritual."

1935 Chrysler Airstream
She (fur): "You'll have to forgive my husband. He's a compulsive social climber."

1935 Chrysler Imperial Airlfow
Gore Vidal's Mom: "Careful, swans bite!"
Gore: "He won't bite me. He's a handsome prince waiting for my kiss to make him human again."
Gore Vidal's Mom: "Dear God, why did I spend that weekend with Aleister Crowley?"
Gore: "He won't bite me. He's a handsome prince waiting for my kiss to make him human again."
Gore Vidal's Mom: "Dear God, why did I spend that weekend with Aleister Crowley?"

1936 Chrysler Airflow
He: "It appears I've found the fox!"
She (internally): "I really hate these weekend parties at Hearst Castle."
She (internally): "I really hate these weekend parties at Hearst Castle."

1939 Chrysler
Mother: "Watch carefully, sweetheart. Those are Packard people. They didn't believe in hydraulic brakes until 1935, and they've never heard of Fluid Drive."
Daughter: "Horrible!"
Daughter: "Horrible!"

1939 Chrysler Royal
She: "Darling, what's Fluid Drive?"
He: "According to SnapCrap, it's the 300 block of Hyde Street."
He: "According to SnapCrap, it's the 300 block of Hyde Street."

1940 Chrysler
Seconds later, Frieda had been strangled and tossed in the spacious trunk of an extremely respectable Chrysler.

1940 Chrysler
Passenger: "How is Fluid Drive different from hydroplaning?"
Driver: "You drive a LaSalle, Mary Ann. You're not allowed to speak."
Driver: "You drive a LaSalle, Mary Ann. You're not allowed to speak."

1940 Chrysler
She: "Why did you buy a Chrysler?"
He: "Floating Power, Floating Ride, Fluid Drive and hydraulic brakes."
She: "No wonder I feel bloated."
He: "Floating Power, Floating Ride, Fluid Drive and hydraulic brakes."
She: "No wonder I feel bloated."

1941 Chrysler Fluid Drive unit
1941, the year when Pope Pius XII sued Chrysler Corporation for copyright infringement.

1946 Chrysler
Another car did come along, and it was a Chrysler. Now Brenda has ponies, dogs, and a big brother to torment during his every waking hour.

1947 Chrysler
At 60 miles-per-hour, the grille of the 1947 Chrysler plays "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".

1949 Chrysler Royal
The only drawback to Dirk, Debbie and Rita's “arrangement” was the baggage involved.

1950 Chrysler Crown Imperial
He: "Why so crabby?"
She: "Nancy Pelosi pulled a gun at Elizabeth Arden and took my appointment today."
She: "Nancy Pelosi pulled a gun at Elizabeth Arden and took my appointment today."

1950 Chrysler Windsor
She: "It was nice of Nancy Pelosi to send the car for us."
Chauffeur: "The car's not for you. It's for her hair stylist."
Chauffeur: "The car's not for you. It's for her hair stylist."

1951 Chrysler New Yorker
After a lovely evening at the yacht club dance, Emerson and Mitzi rode home by way of Shore Road. They were never seen again.

1951 Chrysler Traveler
Valet: "What's in the case, Mr. Rosenberg?"
Mr. Rosenberg: "Not atomic bomb secrets!"
Mr. Rosenberg: "Not atomic bomb secrets!"

1951 Chrysler WIndsor
He: "I say, open that door or I shall whack you with my stick!"
Chauffeur: "I hate new money."
Chauffeur: "I hate new money."

1951 Chrysler Windsor Newport
She: "We're going to need a bigger boat."
He: "Why, is your mother coming?"
He: "Why, is your mother coming?"

1952 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
Timmy's real parents didn't own a Hemi, so he adopted Mr. & Mrs.Wright.

1953 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
"Come with me, Shelia, into the wonderful world of Chryslerism."

1954 Chrysler Imperial
She: "Close the door before any money spills out."
He: "It's just old money."
She: "But that's the best kind!"
He: "It's just old money."
She: "But that's the best kind!"

1954 Chrysler Imperial Newport
She: "My white privilege card fell down my brassiere, officer. Care to help me find it?"

1954 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Who decided to cancel Wimbledon?"
He: "Some girl named Corona Virus."
She: "I went to school with her cousin, Veruca Salt."
He: "Some girl named Corona Virus."
She: "I went to school with her cousin, Veruca Salt."

1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
When Sheila opened her husband's car and smelled the Shalimar and Mai Tais, she knew he was seeing another woman.

1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
She: "Are you a Red?"
He: "No, I'm just a huge Cincinnati baseball fan."
He: "No, I'm just a huge Cincinnati baseball fan."

1955 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
He: "What are you doing in my car?"
She: "I saw your copy of 'The Watchtower'."
She: "I saw your copy of 'The Watchtower'."

1955 Chrysler Windsor
She: "Oh, yeah? Come over here and say that to my face, Bertha!"
Bertha: "You got it! I'm gonna slug you right out of that tacky cardigan!"
Bertha: "You got it! I'm gonna slug you right out of that tacky cardigan!"

1956 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “There’s a strange girl wearing a hoodie in the back seat.”
He: “That’s my daughter. I’m dropping her off at the riots.”
He: “That’s my daughter. I’m dropping her off at the riots.”

1956 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
“I'm not snooty,” Prudence thought to herself. “I'm just better than everybody else.”

1956 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
Chauffeur: “Where to, sir?”
Sir: “El Morocco! It’s all-you-can-eat-night.”
Sir: “El Morocco! It’s all-you-can-eat-night.”

1957 Chrysler New Yorker
He: "Darling! You've gone weak. Is it your love for me?"
She: "No. It's carbon monoxide poisoning."
She: "No. It's carbon monoxide poisoning."

1958 Chrysler 300 D
After careful consideration, Emily from Accounting agreed to date Steve from Research & Development.

1958 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "I want to ride my bicycle."
He: "Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today."
She: "What?"
He: "Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today."
She: "What?"

1958 Chrysler New Yorker
In a less literary universe, Blanche Dubois took a street car named Algiers and made a lucrative living near the U. S. Navy support facility.

1958 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: "With the way New York City is these days, I'm thinking of changing my name to Bismarck, North Dakota."

1958 Chrysler Windsor Dartline
He: "What's with the umbrella?"
She: "I'm ransacking the Portland Amazon store later."
She: "I'm ransacking the Portland Amazon store later."

1959 Chrysler New Yorker
Fred was a New Yorker who enjoyed driving his New Yorker much to the disapproval of his fellow New Yorkers.

1959 Chrysler Saratoga
Tim finally achieved his dream of spending Christmas in a Corona Extra commercial.

1960 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Where's Patrick Swayze when you need him?"
He: "Why, do you have an unplanned pregnancy?"
He: "Why, do you have an unplanned pregnancy?"

1960 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "What is that?"
He: "I think it's a Baby Trump balloon."
She: "Damn beatniks."
He: "I think it's a Baby Trump balloon."
She: "Damn beatniks."

1960 Chrysler Saratoga
Boy: "Hi, I'm Friedrich von Trapp. I've climbed every mountain, and I still can't find my family."

1961 Chrysler Newport
Getting a '61 Chrysler into Narnia is a pain in the ass. 1961 Chrysler Newport.

1961 Chrysler Newport
She: “I can't respect a man who'd buy a car with hubcaps instead of wheel covers."
He: "But, baby, I got the whitewalls."
She: "That just makes it worse. I'm going home to Mother."
He: "But, baby, I got the whitewalls."
She: "That just makes it worse. I'm going home to Mother."

1962 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: "Freakin' Oldsmobile! I see you 'round here again, I break your thumbs!"

1962 Chrysler Newport Town and Country
Little sister: "Curse them, Talking Tina! Curse them and their bourgeois patriarchy!"

1962 Chrysler NewYorker
Driver: "Where did you put my missiles?"
She: "They're either in your sock drawer or Cuba."
She: "They're either in your sock drawer or Cuba."

1963 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “Is it wrong for a southern girl to drive a New Yorker?”
He: "Only if you ignore the safety word."
He: "Only if you ignore the safety word."

1963 Chrysler New Yorker Salon
It's #NationalRelaxationDay. Close your eyes. Imagine the Chrysler. Feel the Chrysler. Go with the Chrysler. Breath in. Breath out. Now drive with peaceful acceleration. 1963 Chrysler New Yorker Salon.

1963 Chrysler New Yorker Town and Country
He: "Don't contradict me, boy. There ain't no autumnal equinox. It's climate change!"

1963 Chrysler Newport
He: "Whatchya doin' out here, Ma?"
Ma: You're wife called me an old biddy!"
He: "Susan loves you, Ma."
Ma: "Oh, yeah? She threatened to poison my tapioca!"
Ma: You're wife called me an old biddy!"
He: "Susan loves you, Ma."
Ma: "Oh, yeah? She threatened to poison my tapioca!"

1963 Chrysler Newport
Little girl: "Mommy, are you Jacqueline Kennedy?"
Mom: "Don't be ridiculous, Margaret. And stay away from that man behind us who isn't JFK."
Mom: "Don't be ridiculous, Margaret. And stay away from that man behind us who isn't JFK."

1964 Chrysler 300 K
Brad had to get to the hospital fast. Shelia had overdosed on Cheez Whiz, Tanqueray and daytime soaps.

1964 Chrysler New Yorker Salon
She: "Whoever you are, I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

1967 Chrysler 300
In the Gnostic tradition, God drove Adam and Eve from the garden in a Chrysler not a Fury.

1967 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "I don't always lead the police on multi-state, high-speed chases, but when I do, I drive the Chrysler New Yorker."

1967 Chrysler Newport Custom
He: "What are you doing?"
She: "I burned down the Auto Zone, now I assassinate the Pep Boys."
She: "I burned down the Auto Zone, now I assassinate the Pep Boys."

1967 Chrysler Town and Country
Harry Whittington and friends prepare to hunt down vice president Dick Cheney.

1968 Chrysler 300
No matter hard nor how long Sandy searched, she couldn't find that half-inch socket.

1968 Chrysler 300 bucket seat
Bianca committed the most stylish escape in the the history of Devil's Island, and she took the warden's bucket seats with her.

1968 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Dammit, Jack, if you can't be bothered to vote in person, you shouldn't vote at all!"

1968 Chrysler Town and Country
During her pregnancy, Helen had a reoccurring nightmare of a '68 Town & Country parked on an empty pebble beach. With every step she took, the pebbles cried out, "You're not my mother!" She later gave birth to Lady Gaga.

1970 Chrysler 300
Mrs. Kravitz bought a 300 in case she had to make a quick get away from that creepy Mrs. Stevens across the street.

1970 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Did you see Cori Gauff wipe the court with Venus Williams?"
She: "Yes! It was awesome."
She: "Yes! It was awesome."

1971 Chrysler 300
It's not that Cynthia really enjoyed horses. She just liked harassing her parents with expensive hobbies that had inconvenient drop-off and pick-up times.

1971 Chrysler New Yorker
That night, Gloria replaced Roger's usual coffee with Folger's Instant Crystals. She never saw Roger again.

1971 Chrysler Newport
In the failed sequel to "Vanishing Point", Kowalski drives at legal speeds from Oxnard, California to Knott's Berry Farm for a day of family fun.

1971 Chrysler Newport Custom
G. Gordon's Angels - fashionistas by day, White House operatives by night.

1971 Chrysler Town & Country
He: “We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Aunt Ethel's curio cabinet."

1972 Chrysler Newport Royal
Car: "I know. My name sounds like a dual promotion between a tobacco company and a cruise line."

1973 Chrysler New Yorker
He: "Plant the avocados over there. Remember, this is a matter of national security."

1973 Chrysler Town & Country
He: "Fly, mighty Tiberius! Bring back power steering fluid and a pecan log!"

1974 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Thanks to the failure of U. S. energy policy and the geopolitics of the Middle East, I had enough gas to reach only the end of our driveway."

1974 Chrysler New Yorker
Sure, it's Thanksgiving for some. For Dolemite, it's just another day on the streets.

1974 Chrysler New Yorker St. Regis
Linda's Pokemon powers were: telling no one that her daughter had joined a cult, successfully shoplifting at Neiman-Marcus, and seducing the pool boy.

1974 Chrysler New_Yorker
Grace attempted to intimidate her opponent for women's club president by lingering maliciously around her car.

1976 Chrysler Cordoba
She: "Oh, Steven. Help me declare independence from foreign oil. Take me for a ride in the new, small Chrysler."

1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
He: "Every time I hear the words 'energy crisis', I laugh then buy another sport coat."

1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
For no reason at all, the Institute for the Propagation of Brutalist Architecture is closed on Wednesdays.

1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
She: "So, what are we doing for Independence Day?"
He: "Pursuing happiness with 440 cubic inches of freedom, baby."
He: "Pursuing happiness with 440 cubic inches of freedom, baby."

1977 Chrysler LeBaron Medallion
When Tina Turner wanted it nice and easy, she drove her Chrysler LeBaron.

1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
She: "Welcome to Psycho-Neurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous."

1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
He: "What's with the red dress?"
She: "Your mother's funeral is today."
She: "Your mother's funeral is today."

1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
Jaime Sommers, the Bionic Woman, special-ordered her Chrysler with no power assists.

1977 Chrysler Newport
He: "Imagine, honey. Hipsters in the 21st Century will call this glamping."
She: "Don't be silly. The Earth will be deep in nuclear winter by then."
She: "Don't be silly. The Earth will be deep in nuclear winter by then."

1977 Chrysler Newport
Unfamiliar with how cars work, Al and Tipper Gore believed that their dieseling Chrysler was possessed by demons.

1979 Chrysler LeBaron Medallion
She: "You drive a LeBaron? Cool!"
He: "Chill, babe, and don't get sand in my velour."
He: "Chill, babe, and don't get sand in my velour."

1979 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “These little stops you make are so romantic!”
He: “Relax, Muriel. The engine keeps dying.”
He: “Relax, Muriel. The engine keeps dying.”

1979 Chrysler New Yorker
The 1979 Chrysler New Yorker: Arrive without traveling. Seriously, just take the train, or a bus, or buy an old Dart instead.

1979 Chrysler New Yorker Fifth Avenue
She: "Your Chrysler leaves me breathless."
He: "Sorry. That's carbon monoxide poisoning."
He: "Sorry. That's carbon monoxide poisoning."

1979 Chrysler Newport
Cindy had three months left to live, but she smiled because she'd never see another Democratic primary debate.

1980 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "What a surprise! I didn't know that you belonged to the club."
He: "I don't. This is where the gearshift broke. I'm waiting for a tow."
He: "I don't. This is where the gearshift broke. I'm waiting for a tow."

1980 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Can't we talk about this in the car?"
He: "No."
She: "Why not?"
He: "I used the rear defroster this morning. The wiring harness is still on fire."
He: "No."
She: "Why not?"
He: "I used the rear defroster this morning. The wiring harness is still on fire."

1983 Chrysler Cordoba
He: "You have an aura about you tonight, darling."
She: "It's a leftover from the exorcism."
She: "It's a leftover from the exorcism."

1984 Chrysler E-Class
Mother: "Where's your Members Only jacket?"
Daughter: "I used it to tie Neil Patrick Harris to a toilet in the girls room."
Daughter: "I used it to tie Neil Patrick Harris to a toilet in the girls room."

1984 Chrysler Executive Sedan
Car: "Don't laugh. My parents made me take growth hormones in high school."

1984 Chrysler LeBaron
She: "What's the matter, Steve?"
He: "This backseat is killing me, Brenda. I can't feel my legs anymore!"
He: "This backseat is killing me, Brenda. I can't feel my legs anymore!"

1984 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: “Mom was a Plymouth Reliant rental. Dad was Commissioner McMillan’s Continental.”
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