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motor meme — 1925 Chrysler Six
Regrows hair! Restores libido! Ends the heartbreak of psoriasis!

motor meme — 1925 Chrysler Six
She: "What's that roaring sound?"
He: "The Twenties."

motor meme — 1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "I'm a take-charge kind of girl."
He: "I'm down with that."

motor meme — 1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
Woman at wheel: "Is this the Fitzgeralds' house?"
Woman standing: "No, that's the other side of Paradise."

motor meme — 1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "I'm not seeing anyone socially until there's a cure for polio. Now, step away from the car before I have you shot."

motor meme — 1927 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "What if I told you this whole 'womens lib' thing ends with us wearing pink pussy hats?"

motor meme — 1928 Chrysler 72
Driver: "Ever hear of Isadora Duncan?"
Passenger: "No, why?"

motor meme — 1928 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "The weird thing is, I don't even like golf!"

motor meme — 1928 Chrysler Imperial 80
He: "Drive around the block a few times, James. We're going into the Plaza for a quickie."

motor meme — 1928 Chrysler Imperial 80
Car: "It's not that I think I'm better than you. I am better than you."

motor meme — 1928 Chryslers
She: "Come away, Harold! We can't afford it!"
Harold: "Of course we can! The stock market just goes up and up!"

motor meme — 1929 Chrysler 65
He: "Don't worry, honey. You can pick up your Gender Studies degree after the Great Depression."

motor meme — 1929 Chrysler 65
Driver: “Finally, a Howard Johnson’s!”
Passenger: “HoJo’s is gross. I hate fried clams and orange sherbet.”
Driver: “So get a hotdog.”
Passenger: “Yuck! They split their buns the wrong way.”
Driver: “No wonder Franklin threw you over for Lucy Mercer.”

motor meme — 1929 Chrysler Imperial 80
She: "Just wait until the Junior League sees me driving topless!"

motor meme — 1931 Chrysler Eight
He: "There's an elephant on your roof?"
They: "Screw Trump!"

motor meme — 1931 Chrysler Imperial
Everyone was about to find out that Lucky Lindy had fitted the Spirit of St. Louis with machine guns.

Motor meme — 1932 Chrysler
The new urinal bush at the 1932 Detroit Auto Show was a huge success.

motor meme — 1932 Chrysler Imperial
He: "I don't get it. How can it be Floating Power if the wheels are still on the ground?"

motor meme — 1933 Chrysler Imperial
She: "Don't you feel guilty owning this extravagant car during the Great Depression?"
He: "No, my driving keeps Texaco in business."

motor meme — 1933 Chrysler Royal Eight
She: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

motor meme — 1933 Chrysler Six
She: “Why are you driving so fast?”
He: “Sorry, it’s my first Chrysler.”

motor meme — 1933 Chrysler Six
She: "Oh, please! Congressmen are a dime a dozen."

motor meme — 1933 Chrysler Six
She: "Isn't this the Haunted Forest where the Wicked Witch lives?"
He: "Don't be silly. Flying monkeys won't be invented until 1939."

motor meme — 1934 Chrysler Airflow
Tesla: “We’re building the future!”
Chrysler: “Been there, done that.”

motor meme — 1934 Chrysler Airflow
It was all fun and games until Nurse launched little Timmy into the neighbor's rhododendron.

motor meme — 1934 Chrysler Airflow
It was a great Thanksgiving until Aunt Edna shot Dad.

motor meme — 1934 Chrysler Airflow
"I love Airflow design! I can fart and no one notices."

motor meme — 1934 Chrysler Airflow
She: "With your peg leg, Sylvia, we're in for a rough ride!"

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airflow
Susan despaired as her parents spent yet more of her inheritance on gratuitous advancement in transportation.

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airflow
She: "Close the door. I don't socialize with people who don't believe in aerodynamics."

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airflow
She: "Take me with you! Everybody here drives Buicks."

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airflow
Nanny: "Remember, Timmy. Don't use the restroom or you'll get diphtheria. Don't drink from any bubblers or you'll get polio. Don't chew pencils or crayons or you'll get TB. OK? Have fun!"

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airflow
Driver: "What's going on here?"
She: "Auntie is getting ready for her annual wiccan Ostara sabbat ritual."

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Airstream
She (fur): "You'll have to forgive my husband. He's a compulsive social climber."

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Custom Imperial Airflow
He: "Home, James. Miss Cynthia is going to hurl."

motor meme — 1935 Chrysler Imperial Airlfow
Gore Vidal's Mom: "Careful, swans bite!"
Gore: "He won't bite me. He's a handsome prince waiting for my kiss to make him human again."
Gore Vidal's Mom: "Dear God, why did I spend that weekend with Aleister Crowley?"

motor meme — 1936 Chrysler Airflow
He: "It appears I've found the fox!"
She (internally): "I really hate these weekend parties at Hearst Castle."

motor meme — 1937 Chrysler Airflow
Car: "Does streamlining make me look fat? I feel fat. Don't look at me!"

motor meme — 1939 Chrysler
Mother: "Watch carefully, sweetheart. Those are Packard people. They didn't believe in hydraulic brakes until 1935, and they've never heard of Fluid Drive."
Daughter: "Horrible!"

motor meme — 1939 Chrysler Imperial
Car: "You WILL buy Chrysler!"

Motor meme — 1939 Chrysler Royal
She: "Darling, what's Fluid Drive?"
He: "According to SnapCrap, it's the 300 block of Hyde Street."

Motor meme — 1940 Chrysler
Seconds later, Frieda had been strangled and tossed in the spacious trunk of an extremely respectable Chrysler.

motor meme — 1940 Chrysler
Passenger: "How is Fluid Drive different from hydroplaning?"
Driver: "You drive a LaSalle, Mary Ann. You're not allowed to speak."

motor meme — 1940 Chrysler
She: "Why did you buy a Chrysler?"
He: "Floating Power, Floating Ride, Fluid Drive and hydraulic brakes."
She: "No wonder I feel bloated."

Motor meme — 1941 Chrysler
She: "I wonder what the little people are driving tonight?”

motor meme — 1941 Chrysler
She: "I love the smell of Chryslerism in the morning!"

motor meme — 1941 Chrysler Fluid Drive unit
1941, the year when Pope Pius XII sued Chrysler Corporation for copyright infringement.

motor meme — 1942 Chrysler New Yorker
Driver: "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
Woman: "Practice."

motor meme — 1946 Chrysler
Another car did come along, and it was a Chrysler. Now Brenda has ponies, dogs, and a big brother to torment during his every waking hour.

Motor meme — 1946 Chrysler Town & Country
She: “It's National Pet Day! Release the dogs and shoot the peasants!

motor meme — 1947 Chrysler
At 60 miles-per-hour, the grille of the 1947 Chrysler plays "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".

motor meme — 1948 Chrysler
He: "New Chrysler?"
She: "No, thanks, I just ate!"

motor meme — 1949 Chrysler NewYorker
Dog: "Frankly, I wanted a fire engine."

Motor meme — 1949 Chrysler Royal
The only drawback to Dirk, Debbie and Rita's “arrangement” was the baggage involved.

motor meme — 1949 Chrysler Town and Country
She: "Good Lord, he's flipping the bird at us again."

motor meme — 1950 Chrysler Crown Imperial
He: "Why so crabby?"
She: "Nancy Pelosi pulled a gun at Elizabeth Arden and took my appointment today."

motor meme — 1950 Chrysler Town and Country Newport
Car: "Climate change? It's called winter!"

motor meme — 1950 Chrysler Windsor
She: "It was nice of Nancy Pelosi to send the car for us."
Chauffeur: "The car's not for you. It's for her hair stylist."

Motor meme — 1951 Chrysler New Yorker
After a lovely evening at the yacht club dance, Emerson and Mitzi rode home by way of Shore Road. They were never seen again.

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler Saratoga
She: "Daddy!"
He: "Peter!"

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler Traveler
Valet: "What's in the case, Mr. Rosenberg?"
Mr. Rosenberg: "Not atomic bomb secrets!"

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler Windsor
His chest pains started when AT&T fell an eighth.

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler WIndsor
He: "I say, open that door or I shall whack you with my stick!"
Chauffeur: "I hate new money."

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler Windsor
She: "Wouldn't you rather have a Buick?"
He: "Neigh!"

motor meme — 1951 Chrysler Windsor Newport
She: "We're going to need a bigger boat."
He: "Why, is your mother coming?"

Motor meme — 1952 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
Timmy's real parents didn't own a Hemi, so he adopted Mr. & Mrs.Wright.

Motor meme — 1953 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
"Come with me, Shelia, into the wonderful world of Chryslerism."

Motor meme — 1954 Chrysler
Voice-activated GPS used to be much more attractive.

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler
CONELRAD was Mom and Suzy’s favorite radio station.

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler Imperial
She: "Close the door before any money spills out."
He: "It's just old money."
She: "But that's the best kind!"

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler Imperial Newport
She: "My white privilege card fell down my brassiere, officer. Care to help me find it?"

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Who decided to cancel Wimbledon?"
He: "Some girl named Corona Virus."
She: "I went to school with her cousin, Veruca Salt."

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “Why didn’t you buy the Nash?”
He: “Because I’m not a freak, Karen.”

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe
She: “Remember, the safety word is banana!”

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe
She: "You drive a Hemi?"
He: "Yes."
She: "Come in for a drink."

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
When Sheila opened her husband's car and smelled the Shalimar and Mai Tais, she knew he was seeing another woman.

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
Siegfried: “Just ten more miles until Brunhilde!”

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
She: "Would you look at that? Peggy Sue is smashed again."

motor meme — 1954 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
She: "Are you a Red?"
He: "No, I'm just a huge Cincinnati baseball fan."

motor meme — 1955 Chrysler New Yorker DeLuxe Newport
He: "What are you doing in my car?"
She: "I saw your copy of 'The Watchtower'."

Motor meme — 1955 Chrysler Windsor
She: "Oh, yeah? Come over here and say that to my face, Bertha!"
Bertha: "You got it! I'm gonna slug you right out of that tacky cardigan!"

motor meme — 1956 Chrysler Corporation cars
It's true. Chrysler Corporation used to have its own air force.

Motor meme — 1956 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “There’s a strange girl wearing a hoodie in the back seat.”
He: “That’s my daughter. I’m dropping her off at the riots.”

Motor meme — 1956 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
“I'm not snooty,” Prudence thought to herself. “I'm just better than everybody else.”

Motor meme — 1956 Chrysler New Yorker Newport
Chauffeur: “Where to, sir?”
Sir: “El Morocco! It’s all-you-can-eat-night.”

motor meme — 1956 Chrysler Windsor
He: "Let's catch that new Hitchcock film before we hit the road again."

Motor meme — 1956 Chrysler Windsor Newport
She: "Shouldn't Bourbon Street be made out of Bourbon?“

motor meme — 1957 Chrysler 300 C
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Actually, I love your Chrysler."

motor meme — 1957 Chrysler New Yorker
He: "Darling! You've gone weak. Is it your love for me?"
She: "No. It's carbon monoxide poisoning."

Motor meme — 1957 Chrysler Saratoga
He: "Excuse me, it's MA'AM! It is MA'AM!"

motor meme — 1957 Chrysler Windsor (Canadian)
"Congratulations on gettin' sprung, Miss Stewart!"

Motor meme — 1958 Chrysler 300 D
After careful consideration, Emily from Accounting agreed to date Steve from Research & Development.

Motor meme — 1958 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "I want to ride my bicycle."
He: "Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today."
She: "What?"

Motor meme — 1958 Chrysler New Yorker
In a less literary universe, Blanche Dubois took a street car named Algiers and made a lucrative living near the U. S. Navy support facility.

motor meme — 1958 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: "With the way New York City is these days, I'm thinking of changing my name to Bismarck, North Dakota."

motor meme — 1958 Chrysler Windsor Dartline
He: "What's with the umbrella?"
She: "I'm ransacking the Portland Amazon store later."

motor meme — 1959 Chrysler New Yorker
Fred was a New Yorker who enjoyed driving his New Yorker much to the disapproval of his fellow New Yorkers.

motor meme — 1959 Chrysler Saratoga
Tim finally achieved his dream of spending Christmas in a Corona Extra commercial.

motor meme — 1960 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Where's Patrick Swayze when you need him?"
He: "Why, do you have an unplanned pregnancy?"

motor meme — 1960 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "What is that?"
He: "I think it's a Baby Trump balloon."
She: "Damn beatniks."

motor meme — 1960 Chrysler Saratoga
Boy: "Hi, I'm Friedrich von Trapp. I've climbed every mountain, and I still can't find my family."

motor meme — 1961 Chrysler Newport
Getting a '61 Chrysler into Narnia is a pain in the ass. 1961 Chrysler Newport.

Motor meme — 1961 Chrysler Newport
She: "Something's screwy. He's awfully fast for a guy with just one ball."

She: “I can't respect a man who'd buy a car with hubcaps instead of wheel covers."<br>
He: "But, baby, I got the whitewalls."<br>
She: "That just makes it worse. I'm going home to Mother." — 1961 Chrysler Newport
She: “I can't respect a man who'd buy a car with hubcaps instead of wheel covers."
He: "But, baby, I got the whitewalls."
She: "That just makes it worse. I'm going home to Mother."

motor meme — 1962 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "That's the last time we go to a party at Big Sam Hollis' place."

motor meme — 1962 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: "Freakin' Oldsmobile! I see you 'round here again, I break your thumbs!"

Motor meme — 1962 Chrysler New Yorker Town & Country
Man with the plan: "We'll hit WD-40 in another 100 yards."

motor meme — 1962 Chrysler Newport
He: “Protect your eyes, Susie! They go for your eyes!”

Motor meme — 1962 Chrysler Newport Town and Country
Little sister: "Curse them, Talking Tina! Curse them and their bourgeois patriarchy!"

motor meme — 1962 Chrysler NewYorker
Driver: "Where did you put my missiles?"
She: "They're either in your sock drawer or Cuba."

motor meme — 1963 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “Is it wrong for a southern girl to drive a New Yorker?”
He: "Only if you ignore the safety word."

Motor meme — 1963 Chrysler New Yorker Salon
It's #NationalRelaxationDay. Close your eyes. Imagine the Chrysler. Feel the Chrysler. Go with the Chrysler. Breath in. Breath out. Now drive with peaceful acceleration. 1963 Chrysler New Yorker Salon.

Motor meme — 1963 Chrysler New Yorker Town and Country
He: "Don't contradict me, boy. There ain't no autumnal equinox. It's climate change!"

motor meme — 1963 Chrysler Newport
He: "Whatchya doin' out here, Ma?"
Ma: You're wife called me an old biddy!"
He: "Susan loves you, Ma."
Ma: "Oh, yeah? She threatened to poison my tapioca!"

Motor meme — 1963 Chrysler Newport
Little girl: "Mommy, are you Jacqueline Kennedy?"
Mom: "Don't be ridiculous, Margaret. And stay away from that man behind us who isn't JFK."

motor meme — 1964 Chrysler 300 K
Brad had to get to the hospital fast. Shelia had overdosed on Cheez Whiz, Tanqueray and daytime soaps.

motor meme — 1964 Chrysler New Yorker
"Turn around, Abe. I left my tannis root at the Castevets' place."

motor meme — 1964 Chrysler New Yorker Salon
She: "Whoever you are, I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

Motor meme — 1965 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "You quarantine your way. I'll quarantine my way."

Motor meme — 1965 Chrysler New Yorker
Little girl: "Mommy hid the heroin in the spare tire, officer!”

Motor meme — 1965 Chrysler Newport Town & Country
Chrysler gets ready for the proposed merger with Renault.

motor meme — 1966 Chrysler 300
That feeling when you don't know anyone named Clinton or Epstein.

motor meme — 1966 Chrysler New Yorker
Yes, there is someone more insufferable than a Tesla owner.

motor meme — 1966 Chrysler Newport
He: "Why are you crying?"
She: "Modern art. It's so awful."

Motor meme — 1967 Chrysler 300
In the Gnostic tradition, God drove Adam and Eve from the garden in a Chrysler not a Fury.

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler 300
She: "Is this safe?"
He: "I'm a licensed Baptist."

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler 300
Joe: "C'mon man! Drop your top. I dropped mine."
She: "Stop sniffing me."

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Dammit, Bob, come out! I don't have COVID-19!"

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "I don't always lead the police on multi-state, high-speed chases, but when I do, I drive the Chrysler New Yorker."

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler Newport Custom
He: "No, Barbara! We're Buick people!"
She: "But I want it!"

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler Newport Custom
He: "What are you doing?"
She: "I burned down the Auto Zone, now I assassinate the Pep Boys."

motor meme — 1967 Chrysler Town and Country
Harry Whittington and friends prepare to hunt down vice president Dick Cheney.

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler 300
No matter hard nor how long Sandy searched, she couldn't find that half-inch socket.

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler 300
She: "I'm not social distancing. I just don't like people."

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler 300 bucket seat
Bianca committed the most stylish escape in the the history of Devil's Island, and she took the warden's bucket seats with her.

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Dammit, Jack, if you can't be bothered to vote in person, you shouldn't vote at all!"

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler Newport
Jenny defied the apes and took her vacation in the Forbidden Zone.

Motor meme — 1968 Chrysler Newport
Hansel and Gretel never expected the Wicked Witch to drive a convertible.

motor meme — 1968 Chrysler Town and Country
During her pregnancy, Helen had a reoccurring nightmare of a '68 Town & Country parked on an empty pebble beach. With every step she took, the pebbles cried out, "You're not my mother!" She later gave birth to Lady Gaga.

motor meme — 1969 Chrysler Newport Custom
Car: "I am big. It's you guys who got small."

motor meme — 1970 Chrysler 300
Mrs. Kravitz bought a 300 in case she had to make a quick get away from that creepy Mrs. Stevens across the street.

motor meme — 1970 Chrysler New Yorker
He: “Nice car. Does it have its own zip code?”

motor meme — 1970 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Did you see Cori Gauff wipe the court with Venus Williams?"
She: "Yes! It was awesome."

motor meme — 1970 Chrysler Newport Custom
"Either of you fellas know Charley Varrick?"

motor meme — 1971 Chrysler 300
It's not that Cynthia really enjoyed horses. She just liked harassing her parents with expensive hobbies that had inconvenient drop-off and pick-up times.

Motor meme — 1971 Chrysler New Yorker
That night, Gloria replaced Roger's usual coffee with Folger's Instant Crystals. She never saw Roger again.

Motor meme — 1971 Chrysler Newport
In the failed sequel to "Vanishing Point", Kowalski drives at legal speeds from Oxnard, California to Knott's Berry Farm for a day of family fun.

motor meme — 1971 Chrysler Newport Custom
G. Gordon's Angels - fashionistas by day, White House operatives by night.

motor meme — 1971 Chrysler Newport Royal
Mom picked the worst, possible moment to become an atheist.

motor meme — 1971 Chrysler Newport Royal
Boy: "Fortunately for us, Uncle Steve built his house of bricks."

Motor meme — 1971 Chrysler Town & Country
He: “We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Aunt Ethel's curio cabinet."

motor meme — 1972 Chrysler Newport Royal
Car: "I know. My name sounds like a dual promotion between a tobacco company and a cruise line."

motor meme — 1973 Chrysler New Yorker
He: "Plant the avocados over there. Remember, this is a matter of national security."

Motor meme — 1973 Chrysler Newport
Roseanne, a big woman, loved her Chrysler because it made her feel petite.

motor meme — 1973 Chrysler Town & Country
He: "Fly, mighty Tiberius! Bring back power steering fluid and a pecan log!"

motor meme — 1973 Imperial LeBaron
Lieutenant Uhura sets the Holodeck to 1973 and lets the good times roll.

motor meme — 1974 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Thanks to the failure of U. S. energy policy and the geopolitics of the Middle East, I had enough gas to reach only the end of our driveway."

motor meme — 1974 Chrysler New Yorker
Sure, it's Thanksgiving for some. For Dolemite, it's just another day on the streets.

Motor meme — 1974 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
The Love Shack was much nicer than Nancy expected.

motor meme — 1974 Chrysler New Yorker St. Regis
Linda's Pokemon powers were: telling no one that her daughter had joined a cult, successfully shoplifting at Neiman-Marcus, and seducing the pool boy.

Motor meme — 1974 Chrysler New_Yorker
Grace attempted to intimidate her opponent for women's club president by lingering maliciously around her car.

Motor meme — 1974 Chrysler Town & Country
He: "It's from Picasso's paint-by-numbers period."

motor meme — 1975 Dodge Charger SE
She: "I can't see you anymore. I thought you drove a Chrysler."

motor meme — 1976 Chrysler Cordoba
You have the right to dig it.

motor meme — 1976 Chrysler Cordoba
She: "Oh, Steven. Help me declare independence from foreign oil. Take me for a ride in the new, small Chrysler."

Motor meme — 1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
He: "Every time I hear the words 'energy crisis', I laugh then buy another sport coat."

motor meme — 1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
For no reason at all, the Institute for the Propagation of Brutalist Architecture is closed on Wednesdays.

motor meme — 1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
She: "So, what are we doing for Independence Day?"
He: "Pursuing happiness with 440 cubic inches of freedom, baby."

motor meme — 1977 Chrysler LeBaron Medallion
When Tina Turner wanted it nice and easy, she drove her Chrysler LeBaron.

Motor Meme — 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
She: "Welcome to Psycho-Neurotic Institute for the Very, Very Nervous."

motor meme — 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
He: "What's with the red dress?"
She: "Your mother's funeral is today."

motor meme — 1977 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham
Jaime Sommers, the Bionic Woman, special-ordered her Chrysler with no power assists.

motor meme — 1977 Chrysler Newport
He: "Imagine, honey. Hipsters in the 21st Century will call this glamping."
She: "Don't be silly. The Earth will be deep in nuclear winter by then."

motor meme — 1977 Chrysler Newport
Unfamiliar with how cars work, Al and Tipper Gore believed that their dieseling Chrysler was possessed by demons.

Motor meme — 1978 Chrysler Cordoba
Bruce didn't just give her the coat; he made it from his chest hair.

motor meme — 1978 Chrysler Cordoba
She: "Buy me some Pop Rocks, baby."

motor meme — 1978 Chrysler Cordoba
She: "Fair warning, Vlad. I keep garlic and a wooden stake in the car."

motor meme — 1978 Chrysler LeBaron
After Nancy bought the Chrysler, her boots stopped walkin'.

Motor meme — 1978 Chrysler LeBaron
Apparently, the real estate developer from "Poltergeist" drove a Chrysler

motor meme — 1978 Chrysler LeBaron
She: “So, how are those California Air Quality Standards working out?”

motor meme — 1978 Chrysler Newport
She: "Great key party, guys! Let's keep this thing going next Friday, okay?"

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler LeBaron
She: "Art is great when it matches the sofa"

Motor meme — 1979 Chrysler LeBaron Medallion
She: "You drive a LeBaron? Cool!"
He: "Chill, babe, and don't get sand in my velour."

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “Why don’t we wait in the car?”
He: “The door handles broke.”

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler New Yorker
She: “These little stops you make are so romantic!”
He: “Relax, Muriel. The engine keeps dying.”

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler New Yorker
The 1979 Chrysler New Yorker: Arrive without traveling. Seriously, just take the train, or a bus, or buy an old Dart instead.

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler New Yorker Fifth Avenue
She: "Your Chrysler leaves me breathless."
He: "Sorry. That's carbon monoxide poisoning."

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler New Yorker Fifth Avenue
Santa's Chrysler is made entirely of eggnog.

motor meme — 1979 Chrysler Newport
Cindy had three months left to live, but she smiled because she'd never see another Democratic primary debate.

motor meme — 1980 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "What a surprise! I didn't know that you belonged to the club."
He: "I don't. This is where the gearshift broke. I'm waiting for a tow."

Motor Meme — 1980 Chrysler New Yorker
She: "Can't we talk about this in the car?"
He: "No."
She: "Why not?"
He: "I used the rear defroster this morning. The wiring harness is still on fire."

motor meme — 1983 Chrysler Cordoba
He: "You have an aura about you tonight, darling."
She: "It's a leftover from the exorcism."

motor meme — 1983 Chrysler LeBaron
He: "I'm Mr. Roarke. I don't need this crap!"

motor meme — 1983 Chrysler LeBaron
This was Beethoven's fifth Chrysler.

motor meme — 1983 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: "I know. I'm a ghost of my former self."

motor meme — 1984 Chrysler E-Class
Mother: "Where's your Members Only jacket?"
Daughter: "I used it to tie Neil Patrick Harris to a toilet in the girls room."

motor meme — 1984 Chrysler Executive Sedan
Car: "Don't laugh. My parents made me take growth hormones in high school."

motor meme — 1984 Chrysler LeBaron
She: "What's the matter, Steve?"
He: "This backseat is killing me, Brenda. I can't feel my legs anymore!"

motor meme — 1984 Chrysler New Yorker
Car: “Mom was a Plymouth Reliant rental. Dad was Commissioner McMillan’s Continental.”

motor meme — 1986 Chrysler limousine
Man 1: "Late for the prom, bro?"
Man 2: "Shut up, Rehnquist."

motor meme — 1986 Chrysler limousine
She: "Is our portfolio this bad?"
He: "Yes, dear. The demand for whale oil and ivory isn't what it used to be."

Motor meme — 1987 Chrysler LeBaron
Steve Wozniak enjoys another day not working at Apple.

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