Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.
1914 Chevrolet
He: "Golly, you sure do get lots of letters from the Kaiser!"
1920 Chevrolet
Woman standing: "I love your new stole, Lizzie!"
Woman in car: "Thanks! George hit a beaver last week."
Woman in car: "Thanks! George hit a beaver last week."
1935 Chevrolet Master DeLuxe
He: “C’mon out, Martha! It’s time to play ‘get the guests’!”
1938 Chevrolet Master DeLuxe
If Apple sold cars.
1939 Chevrolet Master DeLuxe
At last, the perfect scenario presented itself for Dick Cheney's "accident".
1940 Chevrolet Master
She: "What's the point in having the longest car?"
She: "It covers more ground so you get places faster."
She: "It covers more ground so you get places faster."
1940 Chevrolet Special DeLuxe
He: "Where you off to, Glory?"
Glory: "I'm meeting Bunny Bixler for the ping-pong semi finals at the country club."
Glory: "I'm meeting Bunny Bixler for the ping-pong semi finals at the country club."
1941 Chevrolet
She: "What color is this, Baked Potato Metallic?"
1942 Chevrolet Fleetline
She: "I'm so glad to finally meet you, Mrs. Johnson. I can't wait to get started as Greg's concubine."
1949 Chevrolet Fleetline DeLuxe
He: "What do you think, sweetheart?"
She: "I think we should go directly to the Plymouth dealer."
She: "I think we should go directly to the Plymouth dealer."
1949 Chevrolet Styleline DeLuxe
She: "Why does our car smell like Kansas and stupidity?
He: "I bought it from Dick Hickock."
He: "I bought it from Dick Hickock."
1950 Chevrolet
What's more exiting than the 1950 Chevrolet? Watching paint dry.
1950 Chevrolet Styleline DeLuxe
She: "Careful, honey! You're about to step in Chevrolet!"
He: "Thanks, Jan. You're a good wife."
He: "Thanks, Jan. You're a good wife."
1952 Chevrolet Styeline DeLuxe
He: "This is a loaner. My Cadillac is in the shop."
They: "Sure."
They: "Sure."
1952 Chevrolet Styline DeLuxe
We didn't realize until later that Mom and Dad had driven away, hoping we'd be found by Pharaoh's daughter.
1952 Chevrolet Styline DeLuxe
Grandma: "You can polish it all you want! It's still a Chevy!"
1953 Chevrolet Bel Air
The jig was up. Mr. Ed recognized Ethel Rosenberg.
1953 Chevrolet Bel Air
Driver: "Is this where they make the pennies?"
1953 Chevrolet Two-Ten
She: "Is it racist if I want Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat?"
1953 Chevrolet Two-Ten
Boy: "Hey, no smoking!"
1954 Chevrolet
They: "Isn't that Julie Andews?"
Grandmother: "Mary Martin was a WAY better Maria."
1954 Chevrolet Bel Air
He: “Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.”
1954 Chevrolet Bel Air
He: "You comin' to the lottery?"
He: "You bet! I polished my favorite rock."
He: "You bet! I polished my favorite rock."
1954 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: “I’m scared, Harold. Where are we?”
He: “Somewhere between Soviet Realism and Norman Rockwell.”
He: “Somewhere between Soviet Realism and Norman Rockwell.”
1954 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: "I had nothing to wear, so I grabbed the stair runner and found a dead bird."
1954 Chevrolet Delray
That summer, Dad had a great idea to save on marina fees.
1954 Chevrolet panel delivery
She: "Did Mr. Jones get a delivery?"
She: Yes, his package is huge!"
She: Yes, his package is huge!"
1955 Chevrolet
In an alternate universe, Germany won World War Two.
1955 Chevrolet Bel Air
Kamala: "You broke the COVID quarantine, Mama! I've got the COVID! I've got the COVID!"
Mother: "You do not have COVID and stop being such a drama queen."
Mother: "You do not have COVID and stop being such a drama queen."
1955 Chevrolet Bel Air
He: "Welcome back, Miss Poppins! What family are you going to terrorize this time?"
She: "I hear that the Rodhams need a nanny."
She: "I hear that the Rodhams need a nanny."
1955 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: "Why do people keep passing us on the right?"
He: "They must be British."
He: "They must be British."
1955 Chevrolet Bel Air Beauville
Mom: "Not today, John. I'm feeling agnostic."
1956 Chevrolet Bel Air
Mom: "What did you like best, Timmy?"
Timmy: "The atomic bomb testing!"
Timmy: "The atomic bomb testing!"
1956 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: "What do you see, Grandpa?"
He: "A car with no tailfins. No tailfins at all."
He: "A car with no tailfins. No tailfins at all."
1956 Chevrolet Bel Air
After one road trip in the new Chevy, the Jones family fled the car in absolute terror.
1956 Chevrolet Bel Air sport sedan
Car: "Wanna see the USA in a Chevrolet?"
She: "I don't think it would fit."
She: "I don't think it would fit."
1956 Chevrolet Two-Ten
He: "Baby Boom my ass! I knew I should have ordered the plastic seat covers."
1956 Chevrolets
Boy: "Look, Daddy! I see a '56 Dodge D-500 at the gas station!"
1957 Chevrolet
Daughter: "Those people need help, Mommy."
Mom: "Sit down, Suzie. We don't help hot rodders."
Mom: "Sit down, Suzie. We don't help hot rodders."
1957 Chevrolet Bel Air
Mother-in-Law: "It's obvious who side of the family she takes after."
1957 Chevrolet Bel Air
Kitty's plan to off Rover worked better than she'd ever hoped.
1957 Chevrolet Bel Air
Thanks to Maidenform's subliminal ad campaign, Beatrice often performed her bust exercises at inappropriate times.
1957 Chevrolet Bel Air
A few beers later, the Mothman myth was born.
1958 Chevrolet
She: "My Moo Goo Gai Pan is a little undercooked!"
1958 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: "You'll never take me alive, you chemtrail spraying bastards!"
1958 Chevrolet Corevette
She: "If you boys want to be alone, drop me off at a pay phone so I can call a cab."
1958 Chevrolet Corvette
Aliya's burka didn't slow her down.
1958 Chevrolet Corvette
She: "According to this map, we've arrived at Greenwood Cemetery and Arboretum."
1958 Chevrolet Corvette XP-700 concept car
She: "What are you doing in there?"
He: "Roasting like a turkey!"
He: "Roasting like a turkey!"
1958 Chevrolet Impala
Dinah Shore, patio pig.
1958 Chevrolet Impala
They: "We welcome our nuclear overlords!"
1958 Chevrolet Impala
He: "What's in the box?"
She: "Edith's head."
She: "Edith's head."
1958 Chevrolet Impala
Patty Hurst's hysterics ended her first kidnapping attempt.
1958 Chevrolet Impala
She: "What's with the giant wishbone?"
He: "Welcome to Turkey!"
He: "Welcome to Turkey!"
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air
Fortunately, fashions change.
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air
Mom: "Remember, Susie. Nobody likes a snitch."
1959 Chevrolet Biscayne
He: "Now that we've given Oklahoma to the indians, you'll need to learn archery."
1959 Chevrolet Biscayne
She: "You're playing awful out there. Here, have a mojito."
1959 Chevrolet Impala
People in 2019: "That Tesla Cybertruck is FUGLY!"
People in 1959: "Here, hold our beer."
People in 1959: "Here, hold our beer."
1959 Chevrolet Impala
As God as her witness, Sheila would never set points again."
1959 Chevrolet Kingswood
Twins: "Come and play with us, Danny!"
1960 Chevrolet Bel Air
The Village People and Romper Room collab.
1960 Chevrolet Corvair
"Dang it, Tommy, get in the car before this heater runs me out of gas!"
1960 Chevrolet Corvair
Ralph Nader drove his new Corvair down to the park to pick up chicks. The girls ditched Ralph for a guy in a Plymouth. The rest is history.
1961 Chevrolet Bel Air
She: "I can't marry you, Tom. You only have four taillights."
1961 Chevrolet Corvair 500
She: “How dare you not wear a mask in my presence!”
He: “Shows what you now. This is a mask. I’m actually Rollin Hand.”
He: “Shows what you now. This is a mask. I’m actually Rollin Hand.”
1961 Chevrolet Corvair 700
He: "Marion, I think you're trying to box me in."
1961 Chevrolet Corvair 700 Lakewook
“Tesla. Cute, delusional Tesla.”
1961 Chevrolet Corvette
He: "Have you ever seen that movie 'Suspicion' staring Cary Grant and Joan Fontaine?"
She: "No, why?"
She: "No, why?"
1961 Chevrolet Corvette
Minutes after Buz gave the OK sign, he and Tod were disqualified from the sports car rally for being racists.
1961 Chevrolet Corvette
She: "Isn't this where they shot 'Vertigo'?"
He: "You're thinking of 'Taxi Driver'."
She: "What?"
He: "You're thinking of 'Taxi Driver'."
She: "What?"
1961 Chevrolet Impala
He: “Why did you want to stop here?”
She: “Because when the poison kicks in, I can roll your body into the water.”
She: “Because when the poison kicks in, I can roll your body into the water.”
1961 Chevrolet Impala
She: "Hey, do you know Jim Neighbors?"
1962 Chevrolet Corvette
She: "This is the worst car for yard sales."
He: "I know!"
He: "I know!"
1962 Chevrolet Impala
He: “I’m pretty sure we don’t have to social distance from the picnic basket.”
1962 Chevrolet Impala
Boy: "Are you my daddy?"
Sailor: "Possibly!"
Sailor: "Possibly!"
1962 Chevrolet Impala
He: "Impala is my spirit animal."
She: "That's why you're at the bottom of the food chain."
She: "That's why you're at the bottom of the food chain."
1962 Chevrolet Impala
He: "The Daisy Dairy is now in charge of law enforcement. The penalty for going the wrong way on a one way street is chugging two quarts of whole milk."
1963 Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray
He: "Why is John Waters on our front lawn with a film crew?"
1963 Chevrolet Impala
He: "Why won't you see me anymore, Brenda."
She: "I can't get serious with a Chevy man. You won't perform any maintenance and you'll trade me in after three years."
She: "I can't get serious with a Chevy man. You won't perform any maintenance and you'll trade me in after three years."
1963 Chevrolet Nova SS
She: "I'm so glad we joined the Congregation of the Holy 1957 Chrysler Taillight Lens!"
1964 Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray
She: "Are you sure this is the way to San Jose?"
He: "No. Even Dionne Warwick doesn't know the way to San Jose."
He: "No. Even Dionne Warwick doesn't know the way to San Jose."
1964 Chevrolet Impala
Julie had the worst case of buyer's regret that her doctors had ever seen.
1964 Chevrolet Impala
She: "Is this the barn where you were raised?"
1964 Chevrolet Impala
She: "We got Flubber tires, bitches!"
1964 Chevrolet Impala SS
She: "This whole motherhood thing is a real drag. How much do you think I could get for Suzie on eBay?"
1965 Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray
She: "Don't jump, darling. You can still trade-in for a 300."
1965 Chevrolet Impala SS
He: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
She: "What did he say?"
She: "What did he say?"
1965 Corvair 500
She: "Daddy, why can't we have a real car like normal people?"
1965 Corvair Monza
What began as a romantic first date turned into a nightmare when the gas fumes from Gary's Corvair caused Sheila to pass out.
1966 Chevrolet Corvair Corsa
The Disney, live-action production of "Madame Butterfly" was a box office flop.
1967 Chevrolet Camaro
She: "I like your post but I can't share it because of your privacy settings."
1967 Chevrolet Camaro
She: “My last boyfriend drove a 300. It was way bigger.”
1967 Chevrolet Camaro SS
He: “The pinstripe shaves a full second off the 0 to 60 time.”
1967 Chevrolet Camaro Super Sport
He: "Make a wish, darling."
She: "OK. I wish you drove a Plymouth GTX with a 426."
She: "OK. I wish you drove a Plymouth GTX with a 426."
1967 Chevrolet Caprice
She: "Finally, a car for people with no impulse control."
1967 Chevrolet Caprice
Valet: "Sorry, ma'am. I ran over your dog."
1967 Chevrolet Corvette
Joe Biden: "C'mon, man! I can hit all the cones!"
1967 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray
She: "Ya know, Brad, this would be a lot more exciting if you learned how to drive a stick."
1967 Chevrolet Impala
She: "Don't touch me, you Chevy person!"
1968 Chevrolet Bel Air
Hilda's mother took one look and was horrified. Yes, lice had infested Hillcrest Elementary.
1968 Chevrolet Camaro
Confronted by draconian fuel and pollution standards, Chevrolet engineers experimented with Fred-power. Unfortunately, Fred's emissions exceeded the EPA minimum.
1968 Chevrolet Caprice
"Duck, honey! It's Pussy Galore's Flying Circus!"
1968 Chevrolet Impala
She: "Now, remember, Susan. If you see something floating that looks like a Snickers bar, get out at once."
1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS
Felicia finally found a way to make Camaro outstanding in its field. She left it there, and got a Plymouth.
1969 Chevrolet Kingswood
Jan loved going to Friday night football with her imaginary family.
1970 Chevrolet Corvette
As far as zombies go, Brenda was pretty hot.
1970 Chevrolet Kingswood Estate
These are the children of the Chevrolet of the village of the damned.
1970 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Back in high school, all the other cars shunned Monte Carlo when he lied about his dad being an Eldorado.
1971 Chevrolet Caprice
His car is by Chevrolet. His suit is from Sears.
1971 Chevrolet Chevelle
She: "Honey, why are we in a field with the Morton Salt girl, the Dutch Boy paint kid and José Feliciano?"
He: "Don't be racist, Brenda.
He: "Don't be racist, Brenda.
1971 Chevrolet Impala Custom
This is the moment when my brother Pete revealed to Dad that he identified as Nancy Sinatra.
1971 Chevrolet Impala Custom
He: "Shelia told me that size matters, so I traded my VW for this."
1971 Chevrolet Impalas
He: "I've gathered you all here today because one of you is a murderer."
1971 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
She: "You can't fool me, Gary. It's just a Chevelle with a tacky interior."
1971 Chevrolet Nova
It's not that Bob stayed in the car because he didn't like his family. He just couldn't stand them.
1972 Chevrolet Caprice
Why is it that butts grew but car seats shrank?
1972 Chevrolet Impala
At this point in the road trip, Tommy Jr. (yellow jacket) hated Mom, Walter Matthau, apple pie, Chevrolet and the entire USA.
1972 Chevrolet Impala Custom
She: "Honey, I really thought, at this point in our life, we'd be Cadillac people."
1972 Chevrolet Nova
She: "Wait a minute. You drive a base Nova with hubcaps and blackwalls?"
He: "Sure, how do you think I afford the plane?"
He: "Sure, how do you think I afford the plane?"
1972 Chevrolet Vega Kammback
A young Justin Trudeau chugs his first Molson Canadian.
1973 Chevrolet Camaro
Every time Debbie and Cindy see a commercial for Hep-C, they remember Brad and the summer of '73.
1973 Chevrolet Camaro LT
Car: "Fellas, eyes down here!"
1973 Chevrolet Caprice Estate Wagon
He: "Nice colt. What's his name?"
Handler: "Dodge."
Handler: "Dodge."
1973 Chevrolet El Camino
He: "When I want meth like Mom used to cook, I go to Los Pollos Hermanos."
1973 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Bell-bottom leisure suit not included.
1973 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
She: "I never felt classy 'til my boyfriend got me a Monte Carlo! Ain't he a doll?"
1974 Chevrolet Caprice
The problem at Acme Consolidated Widgets wasn't a glass ceiling, but rather Karen's terrible parking skills.
1974 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
If "Canned Green Bean" were an upholstery choice.
1974 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
She: "Thank you, darling. Dinner at Ponderosa is always so romantic."
1974 Chevrolet Impala
If "Smurf Hide" were an upholstery choice.
1974 Chevrolet Impala Spirit of America
She: "I don't attend political parties. I am the party."
1974 Chevrolet Implala Spirit of America
She: "Leave it to GM to use a crap flux capacitor! I'm totally going to miss the first run of Godfather II."
1974 Chevrolet Vega GT and Chevrolet Camaro
She: "Don't fall for it, Brad. She's a Camaro-driving tramp."
1975 Chevrolet Camaro LT
Craig did all his shopping at Spencer's Gifts.
1975 Chevrolet Caprice
Shelia didn't sell Avon.
1975 Chevrolet Malibu
Dad: "Timmy, we've converted to Islam. Your mother says you stole a cookie from the cookie jar. Hold out your hand like this."
1976 Chevrolet Beauville
Sister Helen didn't worry about Halloween. Halloween worried about Sister Helen!
1976 Chevrolet Impala
He: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I bought a Datsun."
1976 Chevrolet Impala
She: "Have you ever been to a clam bake before?"
He: "No, but I do have crabs."
He: "No, but I do have crabs."
1976 Chevrolet Vega
Poor Debbie. Her boyfriend left her. The university expelled her. The co-op wouldn't buy back her textbooks, and she still owns a Vega.
1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Portrait by Sears. Interior by Chevrolet.
1981 Chevrolet Caprice Classic
She (inwardly): "I hate my life."
1981 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
He: "Hi, we're time travelers from the year 2020 and we're dying for some Chinese food."
1981 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
She: “Yay, you didn’t buy the T-bird!”
1983 Pepsi Challenger Monte Carlo
Darrell Waltrip's '83 Pepsi Challenger Monte Carlo ran great until Laverne DeFazio added milk to the tank.
1984 Chevrolet Cavalier CS
Cavalier: the car for when you just don't care.
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