Wood You Say Yes? Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 Salesman: “Chrysler has Unibody construction. Your current Lincoln is made of Lincoln Logs.” 1976 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham. This image is a video still from Chrysler’s 1976 ad campaign. Watch the full commercial now from YouTube:
Port Out, Starboard Home. Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 With the addition of portholes, the new Lincoln failed to meet maritime safety standards; it did not provide lifeboats for all. 1976 Lincoln Continental Town Car.
Howdy, Pilgrim! Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 After Rebecca Nurse bought the Continental, all of Salem knew she must be a witch. 1976 Lincoln Continental Mark IV Bill Blass.
Cheap Shot Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 He: “Why did you sell the Lincoln?” He: “The head was shot.” 1976 Plymouth Valiant.
Gotta Hunch? Fresh Memes / By Dave / January 14, 2021 January 24, 2021 Car: “The mean kids called me Igor because of my hump.” 1976 Lincoln Continental Mark IV.