She: “Why must you tease the Twitter bird?” He: “Because it’s an anti-social algorithm that crushes the nuance of human interaction.” She: “Mom was right. I should have married the dentist.” 1964 Ford Galaxie.
They: “Why did you get suspended from Twitter?” He: “I tweeted that the Oscars could use electric chairs to save the planet.” They: “That’s stupid.” He: “I know. I should have glued myself to a Vermeer.” 1975 Plymouth Road Runner.