Push buttons to drive and reverse through years.

1935 Cadillac V16 convertible sedan
Big PETA donors, Bunny and Biff refused to give Helen a ride with or without her leopard skin coat.

1937 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 75
News Boy: "Here's your paper, Mr. Trump! The headline says you're a Russian spy!"
Trump: "Thanks, Vladimir."
Trump: "Thanks, Vladimir."

1940 Cadillac Fleetwood
She: “There’s room for the whole coven! Except for Sheila; Sheila can walk until she succumbs to our will and volunteers to be on the food committee.”

1950 Cadillac Series Sixty Special
No matter how hard Clyde tried, he just couldn't think outside the box.

1951 Cadillac Series Sixty Special
He: "Sheesus, Betty! What did you have for lunch?"
She: "For Pete's sake, Hank. Get back in the car. It's not that bad."
She: "For Pete's sake, Hank. Get back in the car. It's not that bad."

1953 Cadillac Eldorado
Off Camera: "Ike, you're the first Republican US President in 20 years! What are you going to do now?"
Ike: "Bumper nipples for everyone!"
Ike: "Bumper nipples for everyone!"

1954 Cadillac
He: "Like it, honey?"
She: "Well, it's a tad, what's the word, AMERICAN."
He: "Listen, I didn't spend three years getting shot at in Europe just to parade around in a krautmobile!"
She: "Whatever."
She: "Well, it's a tad, what's the word, AMERICAN."
He: "Listen, I didn't spend three years getting shot at in Europe just to parade around in a krautmobile!"
She: "Whatever."

1954 Cadillac
He: "Dammit, fellas! I'm tellin' ya, this Forward Look thing of Chrysler's is real and our '57s aren't gonna cut it!"

1955 Cadillac Series 62
He: "Every night I come out here and watch the light at the end of Daisy's dock."
She: "I hate to tell you this, Jay Gatsby, but Daisy is a bitch."
She: "I hate to tell you this, Jay Gatsby, but Daisy is a bitch."

1956 Cadillac
Husband: "We failed the Packard dealer's blood test."
Salesman: "All are welcome here! Did you bring cash?"
Salesman: "All are welcome here! Did you bring cash?"

1956 Cadillac
This was the most gruesome day in the history of Acme Incorporated. Steve from Legal mowed down Ned from Human Resources - and on casual Friday, too.

1956 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "Ugh, it's the most vulgar looking car I've ever seen."
He: "That's just great, honey. I bought it for your birthday."
He: "That's just great, honey. I bought it for your birthday."

1957 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special
She: "Look at that. Only Madge could get away with wearing nothing but a Chrysler Imperial on opening night."

1957 Cadillac Series 62
He: "Give us a few minutes. My daughter is still up-chucking your complimentary, Continental breakfast."

1958 Cadillac
He: "Thanks for coming."
She: "This better be good. I had to abandon my paint ball team at the height of battle."
She: "This better be good. I had to abandon my paint ball team at the height of battle."

1958 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Little Glory: "I can't tell you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance!"

1958 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
LBJ: "Ladybird needs to take a dump. Walk out about twenty paces and dig a hole."

1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “I hate weddings. Let’s go see 'The Blob' instead.”
He: “I thought your mother was out of town this weekend.”
He: “I thought your mother was out of town this weekend.”

1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “Is it Shark Week already?”
He: “Don’t be silly. It’s just the new Caddy.”
He: “Don’t be silly. It’s just the new Caddy.”

1959 Cadillac
She: "It's not that I don't appreciate the attention, Vlad, but couldn't we go out during the day?"

1959 Cadillac
Audrey rarely spoke to the press, but she wanted it understood. No, the Cadillac wasn't hers. She drove a Chrysler 300.

1959 Cadillac 62
She: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're dressed like a pre-owned Cadillac."

1960 Cadillac
Mom: "Remember, darling, if he drives a Cadillac, send him back. If he drives an Imperial, he's marriage material."
Daughter: "What if he drives a Lincoln?"
Mom: "Don't. That's how I met your father."
Daughter: "What if he drives a Lincoln?"
Mom: "Don't. That's how I met your father."

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham
He: "I must caution you, sir. If you use these spells for personal profit, you will lose your immortal soul."
Client: "Oh, we're not interested in profit! We own 30% of Tesla."
Client: "Oh, we're not interested in profit! We own 30% of Tesla."

1960 Cadillac Series 62
She: "I'm sorry, Mike. I come from Chrysler people and you, well, you're flash and trash."

1961 Cadillac
He: "Brenda, I have a confession to make."
She: "I know, Bob. I hope that you and Sven are happy together."
She: "I know, Bob. I hope that you and Sven are happy together."

1961 Cadillac
There it sat, a 1961 Cadillac, the Upsons' entrance into high society unguarded and ripe for the taking. Speeding away in air-conditioned comfort, their previous lives as bourgeois, Buick owners faded into distant memory.

1961 Cadillac
The widow Jackson maintained her fortune by kidnapping schnauzers from the well-to-do and demanding huge ransoms.

1961 Cadillac 60 Special
He: "I've never dated a First Lady before!"
She: "You still haven't. I'm not Jackie Kennedy."
She: "You still haven't. I'm not Jackie Kennedy."

1961 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "Mr. Drysdale, what can I do to save Belle Reve?"
He: "How about a quickie in the Caddy, Miss DuBois?"
He: "How about a quickie in the Caddy, Miss DuBois?"

1961 Cadillac Sixty Special
She: "What's happening over there?"
He: "Rockefeller is puking on the topiary giraffe ."
He: "Rockefeller is puking on the topiary giraffe ."

1961 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “Are we as tacky as I think we are?”
He: “Even more so, dear. Even more so.”
He: “Even more so, dear. Even more so.”

1962 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "I have to be home by midnight or else my Cadillac turns back into a Chevy."

1962 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "I suppose I should be flattered. I didn't know that Hell would be this exclusive."

1963 Cadillac
Baroness Schraeder smiled and remembered the time when she solved a problem called Maria.

1963 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special
He: "You won't believe the Uber fare I had last night. She was wearing pajamas, had a tattoo on her neck, a ring in her nose, and she called her hat a 'Pussy Hat'!"
They: "Where was she going?"
He: "Back to the future."
They: "Where was she going?"
He: "Back to the future."

1963 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: "Look, Charles! They're doing the Twist!"
He: "Like we did last summer?"
He: "Like we did last summer?"

1964 Cadillac
Blonde: "Does the American Dream still exist?"
Brunette: "Yes, it's at your Chrysler dealer."
Blonde: "But you drive a Cadillac."
Brunette: "I know. I'm dead inside."
Brunette: "Yes, it's at your Chrysler dealer."
Blonde: "But you drive a Cadillac."
Brunette: "I know. I'm dead inside."

1964 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "We want you back at the office, Bob."
Bob: "Not until Brenda admits that she ate my tuna melt."
Bob: "Not until Brenda admits that she ate my tuna melt."

1964 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "Where are you going?!"
He: "I'm leaving you."
She: "Is it another woman?!"
He: "No, your coffee is terrible."
She: "Is it another woman?!"
He: "No, your coffee is terrible."

1965 Cadillac
Myrtle sighed and said, “The car is a lovely thought, darling. But I've talked to Harry Winston, and I'd rather have diamonds.”

1965 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
Deciding it's better to have loved and lost, Rebecca finally made her move on the chauffeur.

1966 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Brunette: "What's your Halloween costume going to be?"
Blonde: "An anti-Trumper."
Blonde: "An anti-Trumper."

1966 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special
She: "Look, Sylvia! My hubby gave me a Cadillac for my birthday!"
Sylvia: "How fitting. Cadillac is the end-of-life car for Buick people."
Sylvia: "How fitting. Cadillac is the end-of-life car for Buick people."

1966 Cadillac Sedan de Ville and 1964 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Just for laughs, Dad and his buds would hop in the car and shoot at Canada.

1967 Cadillac Eldorado
He: "Relax, Anthony! Don't think of it as a hit. Think of it as social distancing."

1968 Cadillac DeVille
Salesman: “The down payment is an arm and a leg.”
He: “Does it have to be my arm and leg?”
Salesman: “No.”
He: “Does it have to be my arm and leg?”
Salesman: “No.”

1968 Cadillac Eldorado
She: "Where the hell have you been? The upstairs toilet won't top running, the dog keeps dragging his ass on the carpet, and Susie's joined something called the Manson family."
He: "Well, hello to you, too."
He: "Well, hello to you, too."

1970 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
The day when Trader Vic's closed was the saddest day in Mel Gibson's life.

1970 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special
One day, Hoke just left the Caddy in the middle of Lullwater Road and said Miss Daisy could drive her own damn self to the Piggly Wiggly.

1971 Cadillac ad detail
He: "Have you read Agatha Christie's 'Murder on the Links'?"
He: "Read it? I was the inspiration!"
He: "Read it? I was the inspiration!"

1971 Cadillac ad detail
He: "Venetian craftsman made these by order of her Majesty Queen Victoria!"
She: "What are they?"
He: "Shot glasses for Prince Albert."
She: "What are they?"
He: "Shot glasses for Prince Albert."

1971 Cadillac Eldorado
Car: "I'm warnin' ya! Georgia just swore in Jimmy Carter as governor. If he ever makes President, you won't see the likes of me much longer."

1972 Cadillac Eldorado
Sarah tried not to laugh. She couldn't decide which was worse, Rupert's sport coat or his Caddy.

1972 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado
He: "I'm sorry, Miss Wilson, but the district can't reimburse the cost of your Eldorado as school supplies."

1973 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Stan and Sheila hatched the perfect plan for bumping off Colonel Sanders. They called it the Coop de Grâce and laughed and laughed.

1973 Cadillac Eldorado
Frau Honecker couldn't believe her luck. She found a break in the Berlin Wall and made her escape to the West. Days passed before Erich noticed that his Caddy was missing.

1973 Cadillac Sixty Special Brougham
He: "I have bad news, honey. We're bankrupt."
She: "We can't be. I still have checks left."
She: "We can't be. I still have checks left."

1974 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "I guess I didn't make myself clear, Mr. Coldwell. I'm shopping for a house, not a Church of God."

1974 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "You know, I really expected to get better than 18 feet per gallon."

1974 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special Brougham
She: "You know, I really expected to get better than 18 feet per gallon."

1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
She: "Judging by your upholstery, I'd say you still live with your mother."

1976 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado Cabriolet coupe
He: "Just think, honey, we've got another 30 years in the mortuary business!"

1977 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "Way to land the plane, Susan!"
Susan: "Thanks. Charlton Heston taught me everything I know."
Susan: "Thanks. Charlton Heston taught me everything I know."

1977 Cadillac Coupe de Ville with gold Aberdeen interior
Coupe de Ville, because your car should match your golf slacks.

1977 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
She: "New Cadillac, Carol?"<br?
Carol: "No, it's a rental."
She: "How appropriate."
Carol: "Oh, no you didn't!"
She: "How appropriate."
Carol: "Oh, no you didn't!"

1977 Cadillac Seville
He: “I just love getting in my Cadillac and going back to nature!”
She: “You’re standing in poison ivy.”
She: “You’re standing in poison ivy.”

1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
He: “How come you don’t wear shorts like that?”
She: “I’m not a male prostitute.”
She: “I’m not a male prostitute.”

1978 Cadillac Eldorado Custom Biarritz
He: “Right over there is the Overlook Hotel where our interior design team enraged the dead with inappropriate carpet choices.”

1979 Cadillac Seville Elegante
Lady on left: "Showing enough cleavage, Karen?"
Lady on right: "At least I have cleavage, Beth."
Lady on right: "At least I have cleavage, Beth."

1980 Cadillac Eldorado
She: "Disco is dead. What will become of us?"
He: "We'll wear Members Only jackets and drive a BMW 3 Series."
He: "We'll wear Members Only jackets and drive a BMW 3 Series."

1981 Cadillac Sedan DeVille V-8-6-4
Cadillac made its reputation by building great V8 engines. The Cadillac V-8-6-4 tossed that reputation in the most cringe-worthy move since John brought Yoko to Abbey Road.

1985 Cadillac Seville
Jan (jealous): "Nice car, Cynthia, how'd you afford it?"
Cynthia (carefree): "Library fines."
Cynthia (carefree): "Library fines."

1988 Cadillac Allante
“Hey,” said Cadillac, “Pininfarina in Turin will build Allante bodies and we'll fly 'em by 747 to Detroit. We'll charge $60,000 a pop! What could go wrong?"
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