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motor meme — 1930 Cadillac V16
Jeffrey Tambor, actor, time traveler.

motor meme — 1935 Cadillac V16 convertible sedan
Big PETA donors, Bunny and Biff refused to give Helen a ride with or without her leopard skin coat.

motor meme — 1937 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 75
News Boy: "Here's your paper, Mr. Trump! The headline says you're a Russian spy!"
Trump: "Thanks, Vladimir."

motor meme — 1940 Cadillac Fleetwood
She: “There’s room for the whole coven! Except for Sheila; Sheila can walk until she succumbs to our will and volunteers to be on the food committee.”

motor meme — 1941 Cadillac 61
Car: "I have the strangest feeling that I could have been a LaSalle."

motor meme — 1946 Cadillac Sixty-Two
Car: “Ask the man which one is the standard of the world.”

motor meme — 1950 Cadillac
Sylvia had a deep fear of heraldry.

motor meme — 1950 Cadillac Series Sixty Special
No matter how hard Clyde tried, he just couldn't think outside the box.

motor meme — 1951 Cadillac Series Sixty Special
He: "Sheesus, Betty! What did you have for lunch?"
She: "For Pete's sake, Hank. Get back in the car. It's not that bad."

motor meme — 1952 Cadillac Sixty Special
She: "As a kid, my favorite Crayola was Flesh."

motor meme — 1953 Cadillac Eldorado
He: "Wow, a steering wheel! My Olds has a tiller."

motor meme — 1953 Cadillac Eldorado
Off Camera: "Ike, you're the first Republican US President in 20 years! What are you going to do now?"
Ike: "Bumper nipples for everyone!"

motor meme — 1954 Cadillac
He: "Like it, honey?"
She: "Well, it's a tad, what's the word, AMERICAN."
He: "Listen, I didn't spend three years getting shot at in Europe just to parade around in a krautmobile!"
She: "Whatever."

motor meme — 1954 Cadillac
He: "Dammit, fellas! I'm tellin' ya, this Forward Look thing of Chrysler's is real and our '57s aren't gonna cut it!"

motor meme — 1954 Cadillac 60 Special
She: "I really hate going to a Corleone wedding."

motor meme — 1955 Cadillac Series 62
He: "Every night I come out here and watch the light at the end of Daisy's dock."
She: "I hate to tell you this, Jay Gatsby, but Daisy is a bitch."

motor meme — 1956 Cadillac
Husband: "We failed the Packard dealer's blood test."
Salesman: "All are welcome here! Did you bring cash?"

motor meme — 1956 Cadillac
This was the most gruesome day in the history of Acme Incorporated. Steve from Legal mowed down Ned from Human Resources - and on casual Friday, too.

motor meme — 1956 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "Ugh, it's the most vulgar looking car I've ever seen."
He: "That's just great, honey. I bought it for your birthday."

motor meme — 1956 Cadillac Series 62
She: "I don't care what the song says. There are no kicks on Route 66."

motor meme — 1957 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special
She: "Look at that. Only Madge could get away with wearing nothing but a Chrysler Imperial on opening night."

motor meme — 1957 Cadillac Series 62
He: "Give us a few minutes. My daughter is still up-chucking your complimentary, Continental breakfast."

motor meme — 1957 Cadillac Sixty Special
He: "Lock and load, folks. This is Chicago."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac
He: "Thanks for coming."
She: "This better be good. I had to abandon my paint ball team at the height of battle."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac
"The first rule of Fight Club, Jim, is you do not talk about Fight Club."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Little Glory: "I can't tell you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance!"

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz
He: "What's the matter, Shelia?"
She: "I'm allergic to Cadillacs."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
LBJ: "Ladybird needs to take a dump. Walk out about twenty paces and dig a hole."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Series 62
He: "Hi, I'm Roger Sterling of Sterling Cooper."
She: "Bug off."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Series 62
"Merry Christmas, darlings! Now, go have a Sidecar on Grandma's tab."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty Special
A full roll of Reynolds Wrap went onto every 1958 Sixty Special.

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty Special
He: "Man, I hate waiting for that Trump kid."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: "You'd think this place would have had better ketchup."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
He: "I love a car that bends the fabric of space-time."

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “I hate weddings. Let’s go see 'The Blob' instead.”
He: “I thought your mother was out of town this weekend.”

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “Is it Shark Week already?”
He: “Don’t be silly. It’s just the new Caddy.”

motor meme — 1958 Cadillac Sixty-Two Body by Fisher
She: "I think I heard something break!"

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac
She: "It's not that I don't appreciate the attention, Vlad, but couldn't we go out during the day?"

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac
Audrey rarely spoke to the press, but she wanted it understood. No, the Cadillac wasn't hers. She drove a Chrysler 300.

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac 62
She: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're dressed like a pre-owned Cadillac."

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Bob was still the loneliest broker in the world.

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: “Couldn’t we grab a ride in something less stabby?”

motor meme — 1959 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
He: "Nice dress."
She: "Thanks. I borrowed it from Auric Goldfinger."

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac
She: "SUVs with bucket seats are for peasants."

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac
Mom: "Remember, darling, if he drives a Cadillac, send him back. If he drives an Imperial, he's marriage material."
Daughter: "What if he drives a Lincoln?"
Mom: "Don't. That's how I met your father."

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac 62
He: "Martha, you're a hoarder, plain and simple!"

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "What happened to your tail fins?"
He: "Shrinkage."

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham
He: "I must caution you, sir. If you use these spells for personal profit, you will lose your immortal soul."
Client: "Oh, we're not interested in profit! We own 30% of Tesla."

motor meme — 1960 Cadillac Series 62
She: "I'm sorry, Mike. I come from Chrysler people and you, well, you're flash and trash."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac
He: "Brenda, I have a confession to make."
She: "I know, Bob. I hope that you and Sven are happy together."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac
There it sat, a 1961 Cadillac, the Upsons' entrance into high society unguarded and ripe for the taking. Speeding away in air-conditioned comfort, their previous lives as bourgeois, Buick owners faded into distant memory.

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac
The widow Jackson maintained her fortune by kidnapping schnauzers from the well-to-do and demanding huge ransoms.

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac 60 Special
He: "I've never dated a First Lady before!"
She: "You still haven't. I'm not Jackie Kennedy."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac 60 Special Sedan
She: "I told you not to buy a Cadillac. I'm a hemophiliac!"

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Car: "Despite the name, I'm not French. I'm Finnish."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "Mr. Drysdale, what can I do to save Belle Reve?"
He: "How about a quickie in the Caddy, Miss DuBois?"

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac Series 62
She: "Never be the first to say 'I love you'."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac Sixty Special
She: "What's happening over there?"
He: "Rockefeller is puking on the topiary giraffe ."

motor meme — 1961 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: “Are we as tacky as I think we are?”
He: “Even more so, dear. Even more so.”

motor meme — 1962 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "I have to be home by midnight or else my Cadillac turns back into a Chevy."

motor meme — 1962 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "I suppose I should be flattered. I didn't know that Hell would be this exclusive."

motor meme — 1962 Cadillac Series 62
She: "Rich girls don't marry poor boys, Jay Gatsby."

motor meme — 1963 Cadillac
Baroness Schraeder smiled and remembered the time when she solved a problem called Maria.

motor meme — 1963 Cadillac
“Tailfins are passé, Gary. I can't see you or your Cadillac anymore.”

motor meme — 1963 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
John hated to abandon the Caddy, but the ash tray was full.

motor meme — 1963 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special
He: "You won't believe the Uber fare I had last night. She was wearing pajamas, had a tattoo on her neck, a ring in her nose, and she called her hat a 'Pussy Hat'!"
They: "Where was she going?"
He: "Back to the future."

motor meme — 1963 Cadillac Sixty-Two
She: "Look, Charles! They're doing the Twist!"
He: "Like we did last summer?"

motor meme — 1964 Cadillac
She: "I wonder what Kamala Harris would do in this situation?"

motor meme — 1964 Cadillac
Blonde: "Does the American Dream still exist?"
Brunette: "Yes, it's at your Chrysler dealer."
Blonde: "But you drive a Cadillac."
Brunette: "I know. I'm dead inside."

motor meme — 1964 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "We want you back at the office, Bob."
Bob: "Not until Brenda admits that she ate my tuna melt."

motor meme — 1964 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "Where are you going?!" He: "I'm leaving you."
She: "Is it another woman?!"
He: "No, your coffee is terrible."

motor meme — 1964 Cadillac Series 62
She: "I'm voting for Goldwater."
He: "You're fired."

motor meme — 1965 Cadillac
Myrtle sighed and said, “The car is a lovely thought, darling. But I've talked to Harry Winston, and I'd rather have diamonds.”

motor meme — 1965 Cadillac Calais
Ned made a fortune teaching 3rd Grade in the public school system.

motor meme — 1965 Cadillac Fleetwood
Just before he popped the question, Dianne stepped in dog-doo.

motor meme — 1965 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
Deciding it's better to have loved and lost, Rebecca finally made her move on the chauffeur.

motor meme — 1965 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "You bite my neck and it's all over between us."

motor meme — 1966 Cadillac Calais
She: "Are you Dorian Gray?"

motor meme — 1966 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
Brunette: "What's your Halloween costume going to be?"
Blonde: "An anti-Trumper."

motor meme — 1966 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special
She: "Look, Sylvia! My hubby gave me a Cadillac for my birthday!"
Sylvia: "How fitting. Cadillac is the end-of-life car for Buick people."

motor meme — 1966 Cadillac Sedan de Ville and 1964 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Just for laughs, Dad and his buds would hop in the car and shoot at Canada.

motor meme — 1967 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Before Harold met a new client, he always called his mom first.

motor meme — 1967 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "Don't step on the cat."
She: "Too late."

motor meme — 1967 Cadillac de Ville
Suddenly, Sally Brown didn't mind spending Halloween with Linus van Pelt.

motor meme — 1967 Cadillac Eldorado
He: "Relax, Anthony! Don't think of it as a hit. Think of it as social distancing."

motor meme — 1968 Cadillac DeVille
Salesman: “The down payment is an arm and a leg.”
He: “Does it have to be my arm and leg?”
Salesman: “No.”

motor meme — 1968 Cadillac Eldorado
She: "Where the hell have you been? The upstairs toilet won't top running, the dog keeps dragging his ass on the carpet, and Susie's joined something called the Manson family."
He: "Well, hello to you, too."

motor meme — 1969 Cadillac Calais
The 1969 Cadillac Calais, priced right for the aspiring pheasant.

motor meme — 1970 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
The day when Trader Vic's closed was the saddest day in Mel Gibson's life.

motor meme — 1970 Cadillac Eldorado
He: "Janet, your headlights are exposed."

motor meme — 1970 Cadillac Fleetwood 75
He: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

motor meme — 1970 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special
One day, Hoke just left the Caddy in the middle of Lullwater Road and said Miss Daisy could drive her own damn self to the Piggly Wiggly.

motor meme — 1971 Cadillac ad detail
He: "Have you read Agatha Christie's 'Murder on the Links'?"
He: "Read it? I was the inspiration!"

motor meme — 1971 Cadillac ad detail
He: "Venetian craftsman made these by order of her Majesty Queen Victoria!"
She: "What are they?"
He: "Shot glasses for Prince Albert."

motor meme — 1971 Cadillac Eldorado
Car: "I'm warnin' ya! Georgia just swore in Jimmy Carter as governor. If he ever makes President, you won't see the likes of me much longer."

motor meme — 1972 Cadillac Calais
Jim Phelps was in a heap of trouble. The recording did not self destruct.

motor meme — 1972 Cadillac Eldorado
For Shelia, it was love at first sight.

motor meme — 1972 Cadillac Eldorado
Sarah tried not to laugh. She couldn't decide which was worse, Rupert's sport coat or his Caddy.

motor meme — 1972 Cadillac Fleetwood 60 Special Brougham
Car: "Sheesus, I'd kill for a gallon of leaded premium!"

motor meme — 1972 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado
He: "I'm sorry, Miss Wilson, but the district can't reimburse the cost of your Eldorado as school supplies."

motor meme — 1973 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
Stan and Sheila hatched the perfect plan for bumping off Colonel Sanders. They called it the Coop de Grâce and laughed and laughed.

motor meme — 1973 Cadillac Eldorado
Frau Honecker couldn't believe her luck. She found a break in the Berlin Wall and made her escape to the West. Days passed before Erich noticed that his Caddy was missing.

motor meme — 1973 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
This is the day when Peggy finally quit Mannix.

motor meme — 1973 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
He: "Most parents just share Polaroids of their children, Helen."

motor meme — 1973 Cadillac Sixty Special Brougham
He: "I have bad news, honey. We're bankrupt."
She: "We can't be. I still have checks left."

motor meme — 1974 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "I guess I didn't make myself clear, Mr. Coldwell. I'm shopping for a house, not a Church of God."

motor meme — 1974 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "You know, I really expected to get better than 18 feet per gallon."

motor meme — 1974 Cadillac Fleetwood Sixty Special Brougham
She: "You know, I really expected to get better than 18 feet per gallon."

motor meme — 1975 Cadillac Calais
He: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

motor meme — 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
She: "Judging by your upholstery, I'd say you still live with your mother."

motor meme — 1976 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
She: "Do you know Charley Varrick?"

motor meme — 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood Eldorado Cabriolet coupe
He: "Just think, honey, we've got another 30 years in the mortuary business!"

motor meme — 1976 Cadillac Seville
He: "What's wrong, Karen?"
She: "I guess I just expected it to be bigger."

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Coupe de Ville
He: "Way to land the plane, Susan!"
Susan: "Thanks. Charlton Heston taught me everything I know."

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Coupe de Ville with gold Aberdeen interior
Coupe de Ville, because your car should match your golf slacks.

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Eldorado
The real Amityville horror was in the driveway.

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Eldorado
He: "How do you feel, honey?"
She: "Rocky Mountain High."

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Eldorado Custom Biarritz
She: “I hope you get a raise so we can buy a bigger car.”

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham
She: "New Cadillac, Carol?"<br? Carol: "No, it's a rental."
She: "How appropriate."
Carol: "Oh, no you didn't!"

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
He: "Whose Caddy is that?"
She: "My pimp."

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Sedan de Ville
She: "Listen, babe. No Benjamins, no blow."

motor meme — 1977 Cadillac Seville
He: “I just love getting in my Cadillac and going back to nature!”
She: “You’re standing in poison ivy.”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac
He: “Do you think I’m zexy?”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
He: “How come you don’t wear shorts like that?”
She: “I’m not a male prostitute.”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
He: “Look, Grandpa’s here!”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
He: “And I’m expected to worry about glass ceilings.”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Eldorado
He: “I like my cigarettes the way I like my cars — mentholated.”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Eldorado Custom Biarritz
He: “Right over there is the Overlook Hotel where our interior design team enraged the dead with inappropriate carpet choices.”

motor meme — 1978 Cadillac Seville Diesel
He: “Dammit, stop playing with the locks!”

motor meme — 1979 Cadillac Seville Elegante
Lady on left: "Showing enough cleavage, Karen?"
Lady on right: "At least I have cleavage, Beth."

motor meme — 1980 Cadillac Eldorado
She: "Disco is dead. What will become of us?"
He: "We'll wear Members Only jackets and drive a BMW 3 Series."

motor meme — 1980 Cadillac Seville Elegante
She: "We shoulda bought that Slant Six."

motor meme — 1981 Cadillac Eldorado
Craig asked Suzie if she wanted to play handball, so she slapped him.

motor meme — 1981 Cadillac Sedan deVille
The best thing about divorce was the pool at Dad's condo.

motor meme — 1981 Cadillac Sedan DeVille V-8-6-4
Cadillac made its reputation by building great V8 engines. The Cadillac V-8-6-4 tossed that reputation in the most cringe-worthy move since John brought Yoko to Abbey Road.

motor meme — 1981 Cadillac Seville Elegante
She: "Brutalist architecture always gets me in the mood."

motor meme — 1985 Cadillac Seville
Jan (jealous): "Nice car, Cynthia, how'd you afford it?"
Cynthia (carefree): "Library fines."

motor meme — 1988 Cadillac Allante
“Hey,” said Cadillac, “Pininfarina in Turin will build Allante bodies and we'll fly 'em by 747 to Detroit. We'll charge $60,000 a pop! What could go wrong?"

motor meme — 1997 Cadillac Seville Touring Sedan
That moment when Robert Packwood realized he forget to delete his browser history.

motor meme — 1998 Cadillac STS
Car: "Ricola!"

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