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The Red Planet

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / April 20, 2023 April 20, 2023

She: “How come Elon won’t let you back on Twitter?”
He: “Jealousy. I’ve already been to Mars.” 1961 Plymouth Sport Fury.

Click Here to Agree

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / April 19, 2023 April 19, 2023

She: “I’m issuing new Terms of Service.”
He: “What are they?”
She: “An engagement ring and a marriage proposal.” 1965 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu Super Sport.

Check Engine Light

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / April 10, 2023 April 10, 2023

He: “The only pentagon leaks I know are engine oil and a little power steering fluid. 1984 Chrysler New Yorker.

Gross Domestic Product

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / March 31, 2023 March 31, 2023

She: “I’d love to let you in. Truly, I would. But times have changed. I only date Benz owners, now.” 1978 Chrysler New Yorker Brougham.

Better Hop to It!

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / March 21, 2023 March 21, 2023

Car: “It’s called Iris Metallic, and before you make any jokes, yeah, I’m a special order for the Easter Bunny. The dude has to get places fast.” 1960 Chrysler New Yorker.