Dave

Limousine Liberal

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / August 4, 2023 August 4, 2023

He (writing): “Dear Diary, Kissinger didn’t even look at me at the Paris Peace Accords. He’s so dreamy, I could just die. I’m gonna do my hair just like Jill St. John for the Security Council Meeting. He WILL notice me then. I know I can make him love me.” 1966 Cadillac Series 75.

E pluribus unum

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 4, 2023 July 4, 2023

She: “All the Revolutionary War did was make avoiding peasants more expensive.” 1949 Packard Super Eight.

Rising Waters Raise all Boats

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / June 18, 2023 June 18, 2023

He: “I, for one, welcome our climate-change overlords!” 1975 Oldsmobile Delta 88.

Look Forward!

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / June 13, 2023 June 13, 2023

She: “Why are you so optimistic?”
He: “I drive a Chrysler!” 1959 Chrysler Windsor.

Retirement Benefits

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / April 24, 2023 April 24, 2023

Son: “Mom, when is it OK to lie?”
Mom: “When it’s an election year and you worked for the CIA.” 1956 Chevrolet Bel Air.”