Dave

Not a Galaxie

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 8, 2022 July 8, 2022

She: “How can we make ‘Star Wars’ worse?”
He: “Add Christian Bale.” 1958 Buick Special.

High Tech

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 8, 2022 July 8, 2022

She: “Whose dumb idea was this?”
He: “Elizabeth Holmes.” 1958 Ford Motor Company.

Hit and Run

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 8, 2022 July 8, 2022

Having lulled Twitter into a false sense of security, Elon suddenly pulls out. 1958 Buick Super.

Half the Story

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / July 7, 2022 July 7, 2022

She: “Why aren’t you wearing pants?”
He: “I’m being modern. I’m dressed like a CNN anchor on a Zoom call.” 1939 Chrysler.

Your Mileage May Differ

Leave a Comment / Fresh Memes / By Dave / June 22, 2022 June 22, 2022

He: “Since Biden took office, I measure fuel economy in feet per gallon.” 1959 Plymouth Belvedere.