Love and Oil
She: “You’re late!”
He: “Sorry. I couldn’t get gas because OPEC doesn’t like my foreign policy.” 1973 Buick Riviera.
Road Rage
It’s not Just Pumpkin Spice Time
He: “I love how the days become colder and darker until every living thing shrivels and dies and is buried under frigid, uncaring snow.” 1964 Chrysler 300.
Miss Adventure
Positively Imperial
