Albums « back to albumDodge 1932 Dodge EightBob: “Sheesus, Bill! We’re going to hit!” Bill: “I’m sorry, Bob! Know that I always loved you!” Bob: “What?!” 1932 Dodge Eight.1933 DodgeShe: “Get the convertible. It's really cute.” She: “I can't. A backseat is important for my work.”1933 Dodge EightCar: “Yeah, I’m awesome.”1933 Dodge SixShe (backseat): "Is he talking about the car or something else?" He (backseat): "Does it matter?"1933 Dodge SixFinally out of luck, Mary Poppins hits the road rather than face child endangerment charges in Pennsylvania.1935 Dodge DeLuxeShe: "Next time, you're the horse!"1935 Dodge DeLuxeLars Thorwald finally got his wife packed. Now he prayed that the luggage wouldn't leak.1936 DodgeAuto expert Miss Shirley Temple recommends the 1936 Dodge.1948 DodgeHe: "It's called MoPar Therapy. You gaze at a Dodge until you feel better."1948 DodgeNext thing the Millennial knew, the Greatest Generation reached for his gun.1948 DodgeShe knew the relationship was over when he checked his lipstick in the paint.1948 DodgeHe: "It's OK. Cujo just wants to play."1948 DodgeAfter stealing Gussie's new slogan for Wham, Mr. Blandings bought a Dodge.1948 DodgeMuch to Dad's disgust, the dogs always took Mom's side in every argument.1948 DodgeShe: "Don't rush me. I have to check my twitter before I vote."1949 DodgeHerbert Clark, D. D. S. and his hygienist, Kathy, realized it at the same time. They'd spent too much time after hours playing with the X-ray machine.1949 Dodge CoronetHe: "Golly, the new Dodge looks swell!"1949 Dodge WayfarerMom: "I'll rock your world."1950 Dodge CoronetHe: "Like it?" She: "It looks like a taxi in the Emerald City."1950 Dodge Coronet wagonHe: "Just try to get along with Mom, please?" She: "Listen, if she starts something, I'm finishing it. My purse is locked and loaded."1951 Dodge Coronet DiplomatCar: “I’m having a meeting with a Nash Ambassador to overthrow the Studebaker President.”1952 Dodge Coronet DiplomatShe: "Let 'em watch. It's called the Baby Boom for a reason."1953 Dodge CoronetShe: "Mom always says, 'The more conventional the car, the kinkier the sex." He: "What?"1953 Dodge CoronetShe: “Isn’t that Rock Hudson?” He: “Yes, isn’t he dreamy?”1953 Dodge CoronetShe: “When did you get so hot?” He: “Since I bought my Dodge.”1954 Dodge Firearrow concept carDominique Francon suddenly wondered, "What if it rains?"1954 Dodge RoyalNo matter what Buzz did, Frieda still had eyes for that Johanson creep across the street.1954 Dodge RoyalShe: "I'm having second thoughts. Maybe we should call the police." He: "No, Marian! The kidnappers said no police!"1954 Dodge RoyalHe: "Why are you driving so fast?" She: "Because it's a Dodge."1954 Dodge SierraShe: "Why did I ever agree to be chairman of the church bake sale?"1955 Dodge CoronetHe: "Who's the kid?" She: "All I know is that her name is Hillary and she won't get out of the car."1955 Dodge Custom RoyalHe: "I'm sorry, ma'am. This is three-tone parking only."1955 Dodge Custom Royal LancerHe: "What's the matter?" She: "Sorry, I can't enjoy myself unless Nancy Pelosi has a good hair day."1956 Dodge Coronet LancerShe: "Thank you, K. T. Keller. I DO wear a hat!"1956 Dodge Custom Royal LancerShe: “I love looking back at the Forward Look.”1956 Dodge Custom Royal LancerAs it happens, I am free tonight. Yes, I'll go to the Lawrence Welk show."1956 Dodge Custom Royal LancerChildren: "J'accuse!!!"1956 Dodge LaFemmeShe: "A Dodge built especially for women doesn't offend me. Cheap-ass Chevys that husbands buy as second cars for their wives offend me; those things are pure misogyny."1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer“Supply and demand, folks. It’ll cost ya another grand to drive ya to a red state.”1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerShe: "The salesman is dreamy. Does he come with the car?" He: "No, dear. We pay extra for him."1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerDriver: "Catch anything?" Fisherman: "Just one of the Lagina boys trying to drain the swamp."1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerShe: "The Russians aren't coming, Harry. Those are Boy Scouts on rafts."1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerHelmet: "So, you bought one of them sissified tailfin cars!"1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerValet: "I hate to tell you this, sir. While you were in the club, your Dodge attacked and ate a Volkswagen."1957 Dodge Custom Royal LancerGuy holding the door: "Could we hurry this along? I think the parking brake is slipping."1957 Dodge Custom SierraBoy: "Why are you sending me to reform school?!" Mom: "You said you liked the '57 Chevrolet, and that's the first sign of juvenile delinquency."1957 Dodge Custom SierraHe: "Dammit, Bob, we've killed Yogi!"1957 Dodge Custom SierraLittle Timmy always looked forward to the last day of Satan school.1957 Dodge MayfairShe: "Don't run away! It's a Dodge! Really, it is!" He: "Get away from me you, CANADIAN!"1957 Dodge Royal Lancer“Honestly, Harry. Every time you come back from the city, you smell like Jim Beam and Prince Matchabelli.”1957 Dodge SierraAt the age of 10, Hillary found her perfect hitman.1958 Dodge Coronet LancerShe: "Pardon me, do you have any Chivas Regal?"1958 Dodge Custom Royal LancerHe: “Just think. Someday, in the not so distant future, homeless men and women will have bowel movements whenever and wherever they happen to be in the city of San Francisco."1959 DodgeShe: "My turn signals are laser canons. They're awesome."1960 Dodge Dart PhoenixShe: "I'm having an affair with Francis Gary Powers." He: "You, too?"1960 Dodge Dart PhoenixCar: "I remember when this lake was full of polio. Those were the days!"1960 Dodge Dart PhoenixHe: “Why so frosty?” She: “I bit into a York peppermint patty.”1960 Dodge Dart PhoenixHe: “What’s the matter?” She: “I saw Jason Vorhees!”1960 Dodge Dart Pioner station wagonHe: "What's happening to us, Sis?" She: "Mom's taking us to live with Aunt Ghislaine."1960 Dodge MatadorShe: "So, you cheaped out and didn't get the Polara. I can respect that."1960 Dodge MatadorHe: “The city of Los Angeles received a report that you failed to maintain six feet between each other last night.” They: “It’s our honeymoon!” He: “Congratulations. We’re turning off your utilities.”1960 Dodge PolaraHe: "Gosh, Susie, you throw tear gas better than any girl I've ever seen!" She: "Don't assume my gender, homophobe."1960 Dodge PolaraShe: "Hi, I'm female." He: "Great, so am I!"1960 Dodge PolaraSon: "Thanks for use of the car, Dad. The chicks will really dig it!" Dad: "Remember the trannies, son. They need love, too."1960 Dodge PolaraShe: “Why are you orange, Dad?” He: “I shared a spray tan with Donald Trump.”1961 Dodge Dart PhoenixPresident Trump: "Why won't you get back in the car?" Dr. Birx: "The engine coughed."1961 Dodge Dart PhoenixShe: "Sheesus, Bob! You're as weird as your car."1961 Dodge LancerCar: "I passed a Tempest back there. I told it to get bent."1962 Dodge Custom 880She: "Oh, thank God! When you said you were getting a '62 Dodge, I thought you meant one of those weird-ass Polaras."1962 Dodge Dart 440Car: "What can I say? The Dodge Boys were drinking."1962 Dodge Dart 440Jim Rockford realized too late that his Dodge wasn't the best choice for surveillance work.1962 Dodge Polara 500Car: "I used to have the Forward Look."1962 Dodge Polara 500 convertibleHenny Youngman: "Take my wife, please!"1963 Dodge 880Son: "Why do I have to learn winter sports, Daddy?" Dad: "You're going to college on scholarships. If you think I'm paying for four years of reefer, panty raids and jazz records, you're mistaken."1963 Dodge DartShe: "We're the secretarial pool. Care to go swimming?"1963 Dodge PolaraShe: "I saw the photostat of your butt."1964 Dodge Custom 880She: “My Fairy Godmother said nothing about the pumpkin turning into a MoPar.”1964 Dodge Dart GTDad loved his Dart so much, he always pulled over to fart.1964 Dodge Dart GTShe: "Surrender your white privilege!" He: "Honey, we're orange Oompa Loompas!"1964 Dodge Dart GTDad: "How did we get the blonde one?" Mom: "Well . . ."1964 Dodge PolaraGirls: "When you got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."1964 Dodge PolaraShe: “C’mon, guys, enough with the protesting!”1965 Dodge Coronet 440Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice won the limbo competition, but at what cost?1965 Dodge Coronet 440She: “OMG! Did you see those people in the Rambler?”1965 Dodge DartHe: "Mommy, would you bait my hook? Daddy fainted."1965 Dodge Dart GTHe: "Dammit, Debbie, look at yourself. This is what Dodge Fever looks like!"1965 Dodge MonacoShe: "Take youtself and your little basket back to your Mercedes, Brad. I've found me a Dodge man."1965 Dodge PolaraShe: "Oh, thank heavens! It's a Dodge. For second there, I thought you were one of those Thunderbird creeps."1965 Dodge PolaraWhen Oscar said, "I love you," this became the most awkward smoke Felix ever had.1966 Dodge ChargerHe: "That flivver sure is a dandy!" She: "Maybe it's time we trade-in the Pope-Hartford?"1966 Dodge ChargerShe: "I'm hiding from Dodge Fever."1966 Dodge Dart GTShe: "Drown, my darling!"1966 Dodge Dart GT convertibleShe: "If a car doesn't resemble an electric razor, it's not really a styled car."1966 Dodge Dart GT convertibleZZ Top: "She's got legs, and she's not sure how to use them."1966 Dodge Monaco station wagonCar: "I hear that Jeep is coming out with a new Wagoneer. That's cute."1966 Dodge Polara 500 convertibleShe: "You're a bunch of newbies. We learned in the Sixties to check for rioters before backing up."1966 Dodge truckHe: "I have to warn you, Sven. Hunting in Wisconsin is a bit different this season."1967 Dodge Coronet R/TBefore she met Major Nelson, Jeannie dreamed of the 1967 Dodge Coronet R/T.1967 Dodge Dart GTCar: “Ford Mustang? No horse sense.”1967 Dodge MonacoAbigail Adams happily joined the Dodge Rebellion. She took Monaco without firing a shot.1967 Dodge Monaco wagonCar: "I've got a bigger rack than Dolly Parton!"1967 Dodge Polara 500She: “We’re spreading Dodge Fever!”1968 Dodge ChargerCraig had a great Christmas. He skipped cold and flu season and went directly to Dodge Fever.1968 Dodge ChargerHe: "The name's Blonde, James Blonde."1968 Dodge ChargerWhen the electric grid goes down, break out the Charger.1968 Dodge ChargerShe: "I shouldn't be telling you this, but Cragars only make Dodge Fever worse."1968 Dodge Coronet 440When Dawn Davenport found out that her Coronet 440 didn't actually have a 440, she went berserk like that time when she didn't get cha cha heels for Christmas.1968 Dodge Coronet 500It was the worst day in the history of Saint Agnes School. All the kids caught Dodge Fever at the same time.1968 Dodge DartCar: "I'm the 2-door sedan Dart. I'm the cheapest Dodge you could buy in 1968. I have rubber floor mats and a bench seat that's like concrete. You said you wanted economy, but you didn't mean it. I'm so lonely."1968 Dodge DartCar: "I love the smell of chalk dust and instant coffee in the morning."1968 Dodge Dart GT"Amity, as you know, means friendship."1968 Dodge Dart GTCar: "Sure, you survived Dodge Fever. But what about the second wave?"1968 Dodge Dart GTMustang Sally was a tramp. That's why Daria chose Dart.1968 Dodge Dart GTOverwhelmed by secretarial school shorthand drills, Lis sometimes fainted on her way back to the car.1968 Dodge Dart GTSSusan's career in Secretarial Science turned out to be more exciting than she expected.1968 Dodge Dart GTSIt happened every Friday. Susan couldn't remember if she'd left the keypunch on.1968 Dodge Monaco 500He: "Ya, know. Your horse and I have something in common." She: "Oh, you're a broodmare, too?"1968 Dodge Monaco 500He: "Now, honey, be reasonable. She don't mean nothin' to me!"1968 Dodge Super BeeJohn went to the Dodge dealer for a Charger, but came away with a Super Bee. He liked the car, but couldn't shake the feeling that he got stung.1969 Dodge Charger R/TCars used to be a lot more fun.1969 Dodge Charger R/TRalph was one the few people who actually had a happy New Year.1969 Dodge CoronetShelia, fratzog be praised, had Dodge Fever.1969 Dodge Coronet 440Bird: “You guys seen Tippi Hedren?”1969 Dodge Dart SwingerHe: "When you said you were a swinger, frankly, I expected something else."1969 Dodge MonacoShe: “For heaven’s sake, George! Relax before you take the wheel. Here, have a beer and a smoke.”1969 Dodge PolaraShe: "I came down with Dodge Fever, but they treated me for COVID-19."1969 Dodge PolaraHe: “I think it’s time you switched to Sanka.”1970 Dodge ChallengerShe: "My other car is a Superbird."1970 Dodge Challenger RTHe: "You're not wearing a mask." She: "Yes I am. I'm Rollin Hand."1970 Dodge ChargerShe: "Why settle for a cougar? I'm right here."1970 Dodge Dart SwingerWhen a rogue dolphin suddenly humped Yoko Ono, Julie and David Eisenhower laughed and laughed.1970 Dodge DemonShe: "My BFF is Linda Blair."1970 Dodge MonacoShe: "I'm sorry, Joe. You're not Dodge material. You're more like chintz."1970 Dodge MonacoHe: "Anything happen while I was gone?" She: "The IRS called. Owning a Monaco doesn't mean you live in Monaco. We're being audited next week."1971 Dodge Charger SETypecast for her performance as Barbara in 'Night of the Living Dead', actress Judith O'Dea could only find work as a moody MoPar model.1971 Dodge Coronet BroughamHe: "Where did this baby come from?" She: "Don't you know?"1971 Dodge Coronet BroughamLittle girl: "You're not my real mom! Step away before I punch your lights out!"1971 Dodge Coronet CrestwoodDad: "The first day of school is the hardest, Timmy. Remember, lock and load before entering the cloak room."1972 Dodge ChallengerRichard Roundtree arrives for the dress rehearsal of "Shaft: The Musical".1972 Dodge Challenger RallyeRemoving that McGovern bumper sticker was harder than Bob Woodward expected.1972 Dodge ChargerShe: "Don't ask me again, Colson. I will not strafe Katharine Graham's house!"1972 Dodge Charger SEThey: "We've been shooting peasants."1972 Dodge Coronet CrestwoodCar: "I'm a green machine. I run on mendacity and Greta Thunberg's tears."1972 Dodge Dart DemonThen the bench seat said, "You may kiss the bride."1972 Dodge Dart Swinger and Custom sedanMom in yellow: "Why are you crying, Suzie?" Suzie: "I watched an episode of 'H. R. Pufnstuff'!"1972 Dodge DemonHe: "Now, honey, aren't you glad we chose the Church of Satan?"1972 Dodge Monaco BroughamShe: "I see that you chose the cloth and vinyl split bench seat with passenger side recliner. I can respect that."1972 Dodge Polara CustomCar: "It's not fair! I wanted to be the Monaco."1973 Dodge ChargerChef Boyardee was a MoPar man.1973 Dodge Colt GTEmily had driven just ten miles in her new Dodge Colt, and already her back was killing her.1973 Dodge Dart Sport 340He: "What's your major?" She: "Engineering. I want a position with Grand Funk Railroad."1973 Dodge Dart SwingerThere was no quid pro quo when Ann Coulter dated Bruce Jenner.1973 Dodge MonacoA 1973 Dodge Monaco was the best birthday present an eight-year-old girl could ever receive.1973 Dodge PolaraPolara: "Don't mess with Grandpa. He was Poncho Villa's death car."1973 Dodge SportsmanThe girls of St. Veronica's Young Ladies Academy - students by day, killer ninjas by night.1974 Dodge Challenger RallyeGladys relished days without the Pips.1974 Dodge ChargerCynthia didn't know that pushing the cigarette lighter activated the ejection seat.1974 Dodge Charger SENancy Reagan welcomes John Stossel and Hedi Klum upon their glider escape from East Germany.1974 Dodge Coronet Crestwood"Look at the optional roof rack Daddy bought but will never use!"1974 Dodge Monaco CustomThey: "OMG! He drives a full-size domestic."1975 Dodge Charger SEThis is Leopold, the Duke boys' maternal cousin.1975 Dodge Charger SEShe: "I can't see you anymore. I thought you drove a Chrysler."1975 Dodge Colt GTHe: "Good, Lord, Brenda. Look at it. Is this what we've become?"1975 Dodge Colt GTShe: "Shouldn't we use a Jeep for this kind of thing?" He: "I want it to look like an accident." She: "What?"1975 Dodge CoronetShe: “I hate the Seventies. The only thing holding me together is my jumpsuit.”1975 Dodge Coronet BroughamThis Dodge looks worried because it just found out that it's trans-Plymouth.1975 Dodge Coronet CrestwoodDad: "Now remember, Johnny. Aim for Iran, not Iraq."1975 Dodge Dart SEIt's not that Suzanne Pleshette was disappointed, exactly. She just didn't expect Peter Lupus to drive a Dodge Dart.1975 Dodge Dart SportShe: "Don't be sad. Muscle cars will come back someday."1975 Dodge MonacoShe: "You're an American aren't you?" He: "How could you tell?" She: "Your car is bigger than my apartment."1975 Dodge RamchargerSuzanne Sumers: "Someday, I'm going to invent the Thighmaster."1975 Dodge Royal Monaco BroughamThe Casino de Monte-Carlo insisted that Gayle leave the premises immediately. Apparently, pantsuits are illegal in Monaco.1976 Dodge AspenEliza Doolittle's take on the new Aspen: "Move your bloomin' ass!"1977 Dodge Diplomat MedallionShe: “Listen, this is Avon territory. Take your Mary Kay crap and get out of here.”1977 Dodge Diplomat MedallionHe: “Do ya mind? I’m pimpin’ here!”1978 Dodge ChallengerTake heart, Mustang enthusiasts. The Challenger survived this.1978 Dodge Charger SEHe: "Marry me, Madison." She: "I can't. I'm a mermaid." He: "That's OK. I'm a gender neutral porpoise."1978 Dodge ColtMrs. Johnson ruled the PTA with an iron tube top.1978 Dodge DiplomatDennis DeYoung sailing away.1978 Dodge Diplomat“That's right, Bobby. Whenever you encounter a strange plant, you should taste it.”1978 Dodge MonacoChances are that Johnny Mathis never drove a 1978 Dodge Monaco.1978 Dodge OmniThe car of choice at the Condo Colony of Divorced Dads was the 1978 Dodge Omni.1978 Dodge OmniWhen driving any new car in the Seventies, it paid to bring along alternative transportation.1978 Dodge OmniThey say that only Debbie from accounting knew the location of Jimmy Hoffa's remains.1978 Dodge recreational vehicleFor the quarantine enthusiast who's on the go!1979 Dodge AspenHe: "You guys go on without me. I'm moving back in with Mom and Dad."1979 Dodge Aspen SECynthia's fear of brick veneer ruined yet another vacation.1979 Dodge Aspen SunriseDebbie put on a brave face when the sorority ostracized her for receiving a domestic car as a birthday present.1979 Dodge ChallengerShe: "Wait a minute. You're not Tom Wopat!" He: "Yeah, you're not Jennifer Grey, and this isn't a Dodge."1979 Dodge DiplomatThe plan by the Deep State to make Haggar suits and Dodge Diplomats cool failed miserably.1979 Dodge Magnum XEMark didn’t have anywhere to go; his car just just looked that way.1979 Dodge Magnum XEShe: "Bob, there's smoke coming out of the dash!"1979 Dodge OmnisIn 1979, as a final act of revenge for Pearl Harbor, the United States exports 150 Dodge Omnis a month to Japan.1979 Dodge St. RegisSusan's Pokemon powers were: marrying up, shopping, and dieting.1979 Dodge St. RegisAppropriately, the biggest Dodge dealer in Louisiana introduced the Dodge St. Regis with a good, old-fashioned New Orleans funeral.1979 Dodge St. RegisHe: “When you said you were staying at the St. Regis, I assumed that you meant the hotel.” She: “No, I live out of my car.”1979 Dodge St. RegisAccording to folklore, every time a part falls off a St. Regis, an angel gets his wings.1981 Dodge DiplomatShe: "I hate this car. I feel like I'm riding in an ice cream sandwich."1982 Dodge MiradaCar: “I kinda look like a Magnum, which kinda looked like a Cord, which kinda looked like a deluxe, Art Deco casket.”1984 Dodge CaravanDaughter: "What happened to our nice car, Mommy?" Mother: "It's gone, along with our spending power thanks to stagflation in the late Seventies."1984 Dodge Daytona Turbo ZHe: "How dare you."1985 Dodge ColtShe: "None of these items will fit in your Dodge Colt."1985 Dodge Diplomat SEJonathon and Jennifer Hart retire to The Villages.1986 Dodge DiplomatIt's the David Lynch "Frank Booth" designer edition. Advertisements