Ford: There’s a Ford in your Future Push buttons to drive and reverse through years. Back to Meme Index 1928 Ford Model AHe: "Henry's made a lady out of Lizzie!" She: "Lizzie Borden was a lady. Look what she did."1935 FordElwood knew what must be done. The War Dept. wanted Elwood in Tennessee. He would tell Helen to drive ahead. She would take her old '35 Ford. The brakes, suspension, and engine were no match for the mountains. The end would look like an accident, and it would be. It would be.1935 FordHelen got even. She sold the Duesenberg, bought a Ford, and had money left over to install artillery aimed directly at Biff and Bunny's gazebo.1936 Ford V8When Frieda found the dead fish in her car, she knew the Episcopalians weren't messing around.1937 FordMan 1: "What are we doing in Paradise?" Man 2: "Building a parking lot for the Joni Mitchell concert."1938 Ford StandardWhen she was 6 years old, little Glory became the youngest undergraduate in the history of Miami University (Ohio).1939 Ford DeLuxeEvery day, Thomas regretted having lied about his height on his job application.1939 Ford DeLuxeHe: "Look, I found dinner!" She: "Don't be silly, darling. We had Chinese for lunch."1949 Ford CustomShe: "Why do they call it the 'shoe box Ford'?" He: "Because you're a heel if you bought one."1949 Ford CustomThey: "Finally, we don't have to buy a Plymouth to get these basic features!"1949 Ford Custom station wagonDad: "Yep, and only 84 more payments to go!" Little Suzie: "The wood will rot off by then." Mom: "Go to your room, Suzie."1950 Ford Custom DeLuxeShe: "Who's that following us?" He: "I think it's a Facebook fact-checker"1950 Ford Custom DeLuxeShe: "I don't get it. They aren't wearing dresses at all."1950 Ford Custom DeLuxeShe: "It's the most modern Ford since 1908!"1952 Ford Crestline VictoriaSeconds after this photo was taken, Peter Graves popped Frank Lovejoy right in the jaw.1952 Ford CustomlineShe: “Can a Ford be modern, I wonder?”1953 Ford Country SquireHe: "Think of all the free time I'll have when I retire and lose my pension!"1953 Ford Crestline VictoriaShe: "Someday, I hope they replace Main Street with massive, corporate box stores that mostly sell goods made in China."1953 Ford Crestline VictoriaShe: "I can't wait until we export all this smelly industry overseas."1953 Ford CustomlineDoorman: "Nice classic, sir!" He: "That's no classic, that's my daily! I haven't been able to afford a new car since the recession of '58!"1954 FordShe: "I thought we decided on the Chrysler." He: "There was a glitch in our checking account."1954 Ford Atmos FX concept carShe: "Maybe now I can drive through Portland without being bothered!"1954 Ford Crestline SunlinerHe: "Interesting paint job. Are you a communist?" She: "No, I like Ike!"1954 Ford CustomlineShe: "Why did you buy a Ford?" He: "Have you seen the '54 Chevies? Pee-yew!1954 Ford Customline Ranch WagonDaughter: "What's in the box?" Mother: "Your grandma."1955 Ford ThunderbirdMilkman: "Is your wife up yet?"1956 Ford Fairlane VictoriaHe: "Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!" She: "You sing one more chorus, Fred, and I'm opening the door and leaping to my death."1956 Ford Fairlane VictoriaWe always knew a party had gone on too long when Aunt Bea started doing donuts on the lawn.1956 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "I hate it when he talks politics with the help."1956 Ford Thunderbird"As God as my witness, Beth Anne, if you slam that door, you're off to reform school!" Reform school it was.1957 Ford Country SedanMrs. Jones did her bit to keep the postwar baby boom going1957 Ford Ranch WagonShe: "OK, guys! I'm ready for another trip to the morgue!"1957 Ford RancheroHe: "Dang it, Randolph, Mid-Century Modern ain't no way for a cowboy to live!"1957 Ford ThunderbirdMamie Eisenhower falling into the Jello salad was the funniest thing that the Alger Hiss family had seen all summer.1958 Ford Custom 300As Bob and Sheila drove along, the both quietly gave thanks for Stopette.1958 Ford Fairlane 500She: "Why do they call in Knob Hill? I haven't seen a single knob!"1958 Ford Fairlane 500She: “Tell it to the sock puppet, Jim!”1958 Ford Fairlane 500She: “Why didn’t you buy a T-bird?” He: “Who do you think I am, Paul Drake?”1958 Ford Fairlane 500 SunlinerShe: “Thanks for letting me drive, Ted.”1958 Ford Ranch WagonHe: “I decided to go ahead and add the mother-in-law suite.” He: “Dammit, Gary! We agreed that your mother would not be living with us!”1958 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "Save me! I'm not part of the Greatest Generation! I'm barely adequate!"1959 Ford GalaxieBoy: "Daddy, I hate the Carnival of Souls."1959 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "I want a divorce."1959 Ford ThunderbirdSally saw it first: a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater!1960 Ford GalaxieHe: "Look, a shooting star! Someone's died." She: "You always know just what to say."1960 Ford ThunderbirdAuburn: "How about making it a foursome?" Brunette: "Back off, Jolene. We won the bachelor auction fair and square."1961 Ford chassisShe: "Where did you find this car?" He: "Wonder Woman's estate sale."1961 Ford Ranch WagonBoy: "Will you miss me while I'm at camp, Mom?" Mom: "Ha, no!"1961 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "Mame Dennis, you are under arrest for child endangerment, public intoxication, multiple violations of the Federal Communications Act of 1934, and negligent destruction of the Macy's toy department."1961 Ford ThunderbirdEverything was great, except Sheila didn't own a dog.1961 Ford ThunderbirdOh, Bert, let's duck and cover together."1961 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "Did you hear Karen bitching about our racist lanterns?" She: "Yes, then she went on how 'Thunderbird' was stolen from the Indians and that Ford should call our car the Capitalist Flying Pig."1962 Ford Fairlane 500He: "C'mon, Eve. God told us not to eat from that tree." She: "Ask God how else I'm supposed to make an apple pie."1962 Ford Fairlane 500He (singing): "And the colored girls go, 'Do-do-do, do-do, do-do-do.'"1962 Ford FalconHe: "Can you love me even though I drive a Falcon?" She: "Eww, no!"1962 Ford ThunderbirdDiane suddenly realized that she had remembered her gloves, but left the hi-fi playing, the percolator plugged-in, and forgot to bring her Polaroid.1962 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "C'mon, Jill, it's bad for my thing if you don't." She: "Dammit, Joe, I'm Kamala!" He: "Oh. I won't tell Jill if you won't."1962 FordsThe French version of “Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?” differed wildly from the US production.1962 FordsShe: "Thank you, Dr. Schroedinger! What is it?" He: "It definitely is and is not a cat."1964 Ford Country SquireAfter the Elementary School Revolution in '63, the Lord of the Flies thing turned out better than any of us expected.1964 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "I hear that Jonathon E is supposed to retire from rollerball."1964 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "I have something private to tell you. My test came back positive."1965 Ford Falcon FuturaShe: "Someday, Lucy, I'm going to have borderline personality disorder and make everyone miserable just like you do."1965 Ford MustangSally Brown: “All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.”1965 Ford MustangHe: "Just think, darling. When we're retired, we'll buy an electric, 4-door Mustang that costs more than our first house." She: "What'll the kids be driving then?" He: "Bikes and scooters."1965 Ford MustangHe: "Mom said I shoulda bought a Jeep."1965 Ford MustangAgnes took action when she realized that the Mustang hype was bullshit.1965 Ford Mustang 2+2She: "Why doesn't Ford make a four-door Mustang?" Off camera: "They do. It's called a Falcon."1965 Ford ThunderbirdShe: “Joe Biden says he’ll end fossil fuels.” He: “Don’t worry. Thunderbird gives you wings.”1965 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "How'd you get so rich?" He: "I sell spray tan to the Trump family."1965 MustangShe: "Screw the Boomers, darling. Mustang belongs to us!"1965 MustangShelia liked her cars the way she liked her men - anorexic.1966 Ford Fairlane GTBeatrice said that if the twins yelled "Mom!" one more time, she'd leave them at the curb.1966 Ford Fairlane GTThis is what happens when you run out of blinker fluid.1966 Ford Fairlane SquireNever invite your Donner cousins to the family picnic.1966 Ford LTDAristotle Onassis didn't expect Jackie Kennedy to pull the squirting flower gag on their first date.1966 Ford MustangHe: “A cross-over? If that’s like passing on, no thank you!”1966 Ford MustangMom: "Cheer up, Suzie. You'll get your driver's license just in time for the Energy Crisis. I'll get you a nice ten-speed."1966 Ford MustangHer biological clock ticking like a bomb, Sheila tried to grab life by the balls but missed.1966 Ford Mustang GTHe: "To add fractions, you first have to determine their gender."1966 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "Fly! Fly, my lovelies, and poop all over the T-Bird of my ex-wife's gigolo boyfriend!"1966 Ford ThunderbirdGod said, "Adam, dump the floozie and the T-Bird our I'll drive you from the garden in my Fury!"1967 Ford Country SquireMr. & Mrs. Gotrocks always looked forward to the first day of peasant season.1967 Ford Galaxy 500She: "Am I doing the right thing, doctor?" He: "James will be very happy at the institute, Mrs. Comey."1967 Ford Mustang GTABrenda couldn't see the giant spiders that tormented Bob, but she didn't care. Bob was a dreamboat and he owned a Mustang.1967 Ford Thunderbird"I'm not getting out of the car, Bob. I told you I wouldn't go to Anton LaVey's party."1968 Ford Country SquireAt a young age, Nena was traumatized by 99 Luftballoons.1968 Ford Fairlane 500He: "Hey, babe. What's your name?" She: "Leucanthemum Vulgare."1968 Ford Galaxie 500Kneeling: "My God, there's Sasquatch shit everywhere!" Standing: "How do you know it's Sasquatch?" Kneeling: "That's his Ford."1968 Ford LTDNurse Ratched had to admit, this was the best $10 she ever spent.1968 Ford LTD Country SquireLittle Jenny vowed. She would never hear the "Yoedler on a Mountain so High" song ever again.1968 Ford MustangShe: “What will a Mustang be when I’m grown up, Daddy?” He: “A dead horse, honey.”1968 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "Just think. We have the Moon, but our grandchildren will choose their own pronouns."1968 Ford ThunderbirdHeavenly voice: “Step into the light, Mustang Sally!”1968 Ford Torino SquireShe: "Honey, I think we've seen '2001' too many times."1969 Ford Country SquireElizabeth Warren reconnects with her indian heritage.1969 Ford Custom 500Boy: "Dad, I hear banjos." Dad: "Great! It's about time we experienced some cultural diversity!"1969 Ford Fairlane 500He: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" She: "I'm giving serious thought to becoming a homesteading, cryptocurrency, prepper-anarchist."1969 Ford Falcon FuturaSon: "I'm scared, Mom. How lost are we?" Mom: "Don't worry, Jimmy. Everybody gets found in Marlboro Country."1969 Ford Falcon Sports CoupeShe: "I'm grateful that President Johnson saved us from being annihilated by Barry Goldwater."1969 Ford Galaxy 500He: "Here, hold my helmet. I have to teach some avocado haters a lesson."1969 Ford LTDShe: "It's my ex-husband! Quick, get back in the car. He: "Why should I run from him?" She: "He's Charles Bronson." He: "The actor?" She: "No, the most violent prisoner in Britain!"1969 Ford LTDPlaid: "Don't run away from your feelings, Steve! It's OK to like avocado!"1969 Ford LTD BroughamFree at last, Theresa May finally found the exit.1969 Ford Mustang"Got avocados?"1969 Ford Mustang GrandeMillennial time travelers in 1969. He: "I asked for a Grande, and they gave me this."1969 Ford ThunderbirdShe: "Maybe Billy Idol is right. It is a nice day for a black wedding."1969 Ford ThunderbirdDespite help from Nigel Farage, Theresa May still could not find the exit.1969 Ford Tornino SquireHe: "Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."1969 Ford XLMiss Dionne Warwick finally admitted to herself that she did not know the way to San Jose.1969 Ford XLFrom pre-Columbian times to the present day, this has been known as the pee pee dance.1970 Ford Country SedanTimmy never got over the trauma of that day when his mother made him wear the ruffled shirt to school. Today, he is a pronoun-challenged vegan with very bad leasing terms on a Toyota Prius.1970 Ford Country SquireHe: "We welcome you to the the solstice sacrifice! May the gods of Earth accept you as our offering, bless our harvest, and comfort us while Helios slumbers."1970 Ford Custom 500Little did we know that Dad was about to reenact the sacrifice of Isaac.1970 Ford F250 camper specialPatricia and Samantha pour another round while Mom and Dad shower attention on baby brother Bobby.1970 Ford Glaxay 500In a rare reversal, the 1970 Ford Galaxy 500 told Heidi Klum ''You're out!' AND wouldn't let her back in.1970 Ford LTD BroughamDaughter: “Will Fords still be big and pretty when I grow up?” Mother: “No, dear. You’ll drive a Taurus.”1970 Ford MaverickBarrack Obama ordered his Maverick painted Anti-Establish Mint.1970 Ford MustangDr. Deborah Birx lost her left arm during an incident at the Hermes scarf counter.1970 Ford MustangChris Cuomo off the set.1970 Ford MustangGloria Steinem didn't know the difference between an idle screw and a mixture screw, but just try telling her that.1970 Ford Mustang GrandeSarah Palin discovered that things could get out of hand at Dancing With the Stars.1970 Ford Ranch WagonThe Jones family, those traitorous bastards, assist the Islamic Republic of Iran in launching a drone attack against U. S. forces.1970 Ford ThunderbirdHe: "You're seeing another man. Who is it?" She: "Kermit."1970 Ford ThunderbirdA long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Leia did a hell of a lot better than Han Solo and his crappy Falcon.1970 Ford TorinoThe day when Krik abandoned Uhura in 20th Century San Francisco is the day she resolved to become Kahn, a genetically engineered, trans-gender Spaniard hellbent on revenge.1970 Ford Torino BroughamLuckily, Tina had a concealed and carry permit.1970 Ford Torino GTBrad could tell when it was that time of the month.1971 Ford LTDNo one suspected that happy, well-adjusted Betty was the Zodiac.1971 Ford LTDVida was out of prison, blonde, and ready for revenge.1971 Ford LTDShe: “Why can’t I go with you on this business trip?” He: “Honey, it’s Apollo 15!”1971 Ford Mustang Mach IHe: “Are you all right?” She: “There’s a leach in my ear.”1971 Ford station wagonsGrandpa: "I'm sorry, Billy, but after the Democratic policies of the Sixties and Nixon's inevitable capitulation to the Deep State, a football career is the only way you'll afford a lifestyle like this."1971 Ford ThunderbirdAfter the Manson Family breakup, Summer Moon decided to go into real estate and marry her first, rich client.1971 Ford Thunderbird LandauShe: "Wait a minute. First the leisure suit, then going Dutch, and now an avocado T-Bird. This date is over!"1971 Ford Torino BroughamShe: "I wonder what the future has in store?" He: "Your million-dollar life insurance policy." She: "What?"1972 Ford GalaxieTheir date went well until Holly said, "Hey, honey, take a walk on the wild side." Frank never went clubbing in Soho again.1972 Ford LTDHis insurance agent would understand but his wife never would. Harold had no idea how the go-go dancer got stuck in his sunroof.1972 Ford Mustang GrandeHe: "What would it take to get you into an electric, 4-door Mustang made in Mexico or China?" She: "An act of Congress."1973 Ford Custom 500The road feel in Martha's Ford was, shall we say, detached.1973 Ford Galaxie 500Linda's husband is an engineer for Playtex.1973 Ford Gran Torino SquireAlthough Brenda was just 38, she had to admit that maybe it was time for Life Alert.1973 Ford LTDFor Alissa, nothing said whimsy like a four-door Ford and an umbrella.1973 Ford LTDDad: “I’m sorry, Susie. Because of the Energy Crisis, your mother and I can’t keep you.”1973 Ford Mustang GrandeNo one ever figured out that Mrs. Columbo and Charlie Townsend were the same person.1973 Ford PintoThe early days of feminism were the most awkward.1974 Ford Gran Torino BroughamThey: "We can't wait to have maladjusted grandchildren who vandalize statues and museums over historical issues they don't understand."1974 Ford Gran Torino EliteIt shocked everyone when Morticia Addams left Gomez for Robert Redford.1974 Ford Mustang IIBrad and Melissa were in a hurry. Sears had a sale on bell bottoms.1974 Ford Pinto with Sports AccentBoy: “Are you sure you’re my dad?”1975 Ford GranadaApparently, Ken Burns used to date Ann Coulter.1975 Ford Granada Ghia#ThenItGotEvil1976 Ford GranadaShe: "Wait a minute! This isn't a Mercedes."1976 Ford GranadaThanks to Jean Nate After Bath Splash, Karen could push her Granada the last seven miles to the gas station and still feel fresh.1977 Ford air cleanerLinda Moulton Howe was so sure she'd found proof of extraterrestrial life, no one had the heart to tell her the truth.1978 Ford GranadaShe: "Why does that car always smell like sulfur?" He: "It's the catalytic converter. It's good for the environment."1978 Ford GranadaSon: "You can't catch fish in the desert, Dad." Father: "No, but we did meet Cornel Wilde and see plenty of gargoyles!"1978 Ford GranadaShe: "I like the 55mph speed limit. It gives us more time to listen to discuss our feelings and listen to John Denver tapes."1978 Ford Granada ESSShe: "Your Mercedes smells like a Ford."1978 Ford Granada ESSShe: "Your Granada is just like that glider, no power."1978 Ford Granada GhiaShe: "What's in your pay packet?" He: "A pink slip. What's in yours?" She: "A raise."1978 Ford Granada GhiaShe: "What did you bring me out here to tell me? It must be pretty special." He: "I'm the Zodiac."1978 Ford LTD (Australia)She: "Prime Minister, how do you explain the fact that your 1978 Ford LTD looks like a 1975 Chrysler Cordoba?" He: "No comment."1978 Ford LTD LandauShe: "Aren't you concerned about your carbon footprint?" He: "No, the office bought a Xerox."1978 Ford Super WagonShe: "Here's the plutonium you wanted." He: "Thanks, Mom!"1979 Ford LTDCowboy: "No, I ain't got no gas. But I can sell you folks some carbon credits."1979 Ford LTDLittle Johnny didn't know how to explain. He wasn't car sick. The color combo of Dad's Ford made him nauseous.1979 Ford LTDThis was the moment when the Donner family learned the value of fast food.1979 Ford ThunderbirdMan one: "Dang it, Amelia! I told you not to fly into that mysterious cloud. Now we're stuck in the Malaise Era."1980 Ford LTD Crown VictoriaShe: "Nice car, but how can we afford the loan?" He: "Don't worry. I've got a stash of Billy Beer that will be worth a fortune in a few years."1980 Ford Mustang CobraBy the Eighties, being one of Charlie's Angels wasn't fun anymore.1981 Ford EscortShe: "We chose the name Escort because 'Registered Sex Worker' wouldn't fit on the fender."1981 Ford FairmontHe: "Every new Fairmont comes with its own mechanic."1981 Ford FairmontShe: "You should have told me you drove a Fairmont before I married you!"1981 Ford Fairmont FuturaShe: "Hi, I'm Hollywood legend Lauren Bacall, and this is not my '81 Ford Fairmont Futura."1981 Ford GranadaHe: "When I want a car that looks like it was built in Soviet Russia, I want the 1981 Ford Granada!"1982 Ford Escort hatchbackIf Pete Buttigieg were a car.1983 Ford Country Squire“National Lampoon's Vacation” told it like it was. Beneath the Wagon Queen Family Truckster beat the heart of a #Ford Country Squire.1986 Ford TaurusThe Ford Taurus was the Alex P. Keaton of cars.1986 Ford TempoYou know a car is bad when you'd rather take the bikes.1988 Ford TaurusMom: "Ok, kids, have a great weekend with your deadbeat dad." Dad: "What the hell, Brenda?" Mom: "I'm not the one who bought a Corvette and ran off with my Avon rep, Brad."1989 Ford Festiva.Tina had to admit it; the mean girls were right. Her outfit was totally grody to the max.1989 Ford LTD Crown VictoriaHe: "Who's our baby sitter?" She: "A nice girl named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez." He: "Sheesus H. Christ, I'm turning around!"2020 Ford Mustang Mach-EShe: "What is this?" He: "A Mach-E." She: "Mahi, like the fish?" He: "No, its a Mach-E." She: "A Marquis? Dad had one of those!" He: "No, that was a Mercury. This is a Mustang Mach-E!" She: "Ford makes the Marquis now?" He: "Nevermind." Back to Meme Index Advertisements